This is OP from last saturday's Jow Forums's most entertaining thread in a while
My brother doesn't know that one of my nerd friends from high school days has my back so right now I am 3000+ miles away from him. I am in North Carolina, my mom has no clue where I am and they all been blowing up my phone with calls
This is gonna be kinda fun because the roastie just texted me a couple of minutes ago
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What is this? Seems pretty gay to me.
Good to see you're still alive and kickin my man. Fuck your brother though, seriously.
What did she text you? Also why are the cops even involved in this?
Are you the user that chewed out your brother's roastie girlfriend? Good on you man. I didn't really follow what happened after, quick rundown?
The blue bubble on the bottom is darker than the blue bubble on the top.
OP confirmed for fraud.
Fuck you, I want an update on the guy who's gf went to an orgy 3 times.
Lookin' for the ol' quick rundown or perhaps a basic gestalt.
By all means I shouldn't have found this thread by chance
But here I am
Keep me updated
Context anyone?
Huh?
You jacked off to someones pictures, she went to police and you got scared and drove 300+ miles away?
Your a fucking autist. You cant be arrested for jacking off to images of people
He posted her supposed nudes, sent them to the brother, then sent the cum picture and message to the brother. That's how it ended
My guess is that he forgave her and blah blah blah.
He cucked out and responded at the end and even said "we had a long talk." so I can only assume he gave into her groveling.
This, desu. Somebody who was there or OP, please send a link to an archive or give me the quick rundown.
Seriously come back. We are all searching for you. Don't worry. Just come back. Nobody is angry. It will be alright. We are just worried about you bro
She deserves to be treated better by her boyfriend. user. The past is the past....
Ya, the cuck probably took her back.
You are stretching your credibility. The cops would just ping the cell signal.
Slimey pemis, smelly pemis
So he went 300+ miles for getting his brothers gfs nudes?
What the fuck ive never seen autism at this level before
This is worse than the time that user bailed out and went homeless rather than face therapy after his mom found his loli collection
Here's the recap: imgur.com
I'm in north carolina right now. I'm gonna find you and collect your brothers bounty. I'm coming for you mother fucker.
I'm his brother. He has acted out before, but this is the worst by far. I doubt he is as far away as he says though, he isn't exactly high on funds
Here's what the roastie texted and what I said a moment ago (Part 1 of 2)
I haven't put an bountry on his head. Stop making shit up on the internet. When he comes back we will all sit down, have a cup of tea and talk this out. So stop trying to scare him into continuing his senseless runaway
>ive never seen autism at this level before
I have never seen autism at the level of adopting a soda brand as an avatar on a compulsive masturbators' support board
and then the second part
for got to post the original picture for you amigos
Yes elliot. Now is the time. Teach them all!
Man I would have just said to my brother
>You're dead to me
Then never talked to him ever again unless he comes to me and begs for forgiveness.
Whoa are you the guy who called the cops on his brother because of his cumshot picture? Dude just give me a number and I'm on the hunt. Prices start at 12.67(average price of quality tendies) but the more tendies you pay me the faster I'll catch this cum slinging run away mother fucking.
HAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck this guy really is retarded
>does nothing against the law
>girl Omg im telling cops >:(
>fucking runs out of state and is afriad cops will go through the trouble of tracing a phone for a accusation by a roastie
I work in IT, they can NOT track you down to exact location no matter what unless you are on someones WiFi
The best thing about this is you live in this fake reality where somehow everyone is out for you.
Your going to die along and its going to be your fault.
DELET THIS! You got no right to spread around those pictures. You are making things worse for yourself
OP, you are amazing.
Well he also told his brother that him and brother's gf had an affair.... then brother went apeshit and started threatening him
Any boob pics OP?
Ok maybe it is not such a bad idea after all. But we need him alive and in a decent condition. You can't beat him more than what is needed for recovery. Don't really know if we an pay more than 2000 dollars to be honest (if you even are serious with this)
They would report him as a missing person or runaway minor, dumbass, and yes all cell phones have emergency service GPS enabled at all times. Tripfags are the fucking worst.
Why do people obsesses about nudes? You find tons of those on the cancerous /b/. Nothing special.
Post them in the thread as backup.
I'm clearly not serious but I am in north carolina and I do like money.
Lel OP. Show less rage and emotion, you're running wild and they'll eat that . Play your cards and absorb only the finest enjoyment.
I just wanna show the roastie and my brother that I am not afraid of their fucking stupid liberal mentality
because roasties take a metric fuck ton of them for guys, and they only want guys who they deems worthy to see them.
The reality is if you don't want people to see your nudes you shouldn't take them.
I was under the impression he was running from his brother not the cops I.e. his brother was going to attack him
absolute madman what did she say? You should tell her your posting all of them to motherless or pornhub, even if you don't.
OP I think you've made a mistake
Ok that's it, when I get to you I will kick your ass. And stop lying about my gf, she is a good girl. None of what you say here is true you aspergers liar
OP, you should post the nudes to their facebook or other social media. Send it to all their friends. Show her how stupid she is for taking them in the first place.
Tbh might wanna be careful there. Could fall under some obscure laws that get you in deep shit if you were never explicitly sent them, especially crossing state lines.
OP, you're so fucked. You better start dreaming of being a cash pay roofer, that's the only way you're going to make a living now.
you're great, OP great.
Hoooly fuck
I just just read what happened in the screenshots
God Damit.....
Im sorry she did that. I take back everything i assumed about you.
Bro, if actually is your brother please listen to him.
And to say sorry, what is your PayPal? Ill give you 5$
Just provide a screenshot or something in the texts to prove its you
I pray for that whores death, and I pray for you to slaughter her
Ssssh, let OP deliver. ;)
nah thats how iphone texting works
bottom bubbles get progressively darker
never really noticed this before
FUCKING THIS
Ruin that whores life like she ruined yours
>harassed your brother based on fear mongering
> WTF WHY IS HE FIGHTING BACK SHE A GUD GIRL SHE DIDNDU NUFFIN!
>OMG YOU TELL HIM CHAD! YOUR BROTHER IS CREEEEPY RAPIST!
OP has more balls than his brother, and that's saying something.
His behaviour proves that my gf is right and he actually is a creep. Didn't you see? He posted pictures of his fucking cum! Seriously she was right about him. I don't know why you are giving me shit over this
I rarely ever say this, but you should fuck their lives over. Also move out and never associate with them again.
>T. LARPing faggot
You're not really his brother.
Or he's just autistic enough to think this was all a good idea.
This is so fake, holy shit lol
But why would someone lie on the internet?
OP is such a terrible person. I honnestly don't understand why people are giving him that much support. He just ruined what little he still had.
>But why would someone lie on the internet?
For (you)s.
She was being an asshole to him, she fucking treated YOUR BROTHER like he was not human, just because he cant get laid
I know your brothers feeling, and he has done nothing wrong. He fought back against you and your whore gf, and now you are paying the price, and so is he for your gfs attitude.
Im starting to think that as well!
Post an image of the texts you sent to your brother to prove your him, or be ignored by everyone
I'm not here to convince you but to talk to my brother so he stops this shit. He doesn't listen on facebook messenger.
I am worried he might actually rape someone. I didnt' wanna believe so at first but what he is doing now is rape. Posting nudes is rape
You should call him out on putting some roastie before his own brother and he will have neither in the future when she inevitably cheats on him or breaks up with him.
>Brother and his gf call OP a "creeper", a "rapist" and the brother does whatever his gf says.
I don't blame the OP.
the one that showed it was faked
nice try OP
Honestly this is the only thing interesting for me today.
Okay yeah this guy is trolling, thats not his brother
why was the pic that op sent deleted?
Did you really think no one was going to see this?
Even though all of this is fake I'm enjoying your production of autist dinner theater
In 5 years none of this will matter. god drama fags are so fucking cringy
What was it?
Did someone save it?
>My brother replies with this... To be honest I don't give a shit, I know in the end they're just gonna let this slide after they see I'm gone for a long time, so honestly i don't give a shit what i say to him right now
>You guys decide what I reply to him
>Give me ideas, I'll send the one I find is gonna give me and my neckbeard friend a good big drunk kek
Wew lads. someone fucked up and deleted their post.
>be a little quiet and weird
>brother ostracizes him because roastie girlfriend is a dumb whore
>brother doesn't even defend him, "oh he's just quiet, don't worry about him"
>instead it's "yeah sorry but i can't be around you now"
Nah dude. He's putting a ho before his actual bro, and deserves everything he gets.
Nice doxing attempt faggot.
"Hey what's your PayPal"
Faggot try harder kek
Oh and give me your PayPal, I'll send you 10$ if you do
>Posting nudes is rape
Thanks for the laugh, bud. Have a (You).
Any proof this is all fake? If so, OP is a legendary baiter. I am more disappointed it may not be real.
Why do you think its fake
You sound like one of those reddit fags that thinks anyone who tells something bizzar is trolling
Ive had FBI come to my house for something I said here and every time someone calls me a troll they are from reddit
no idea when i went to click on it it was already deleted
>Ive had FBI come to my house for something I said here
What did you say?
First, I can't believe you thought it was real
Second, yes its fucking fake see He deleted the post because those texts he sent in the screencap were supposed to be received
He's the one who is faking so don't accuse me of faking. I am real it is my brother who is not real, see
This reminds me of the user who texted his stepmom saying he wanted to fuck her and then he recorded a video of his dad banging on the door of his room threatening to knock it down. Kek.
you autistic mongs are still on this fake ass thread? jesus christ you guys really are pathetic, it's been clearly bogus from the start
This, desu. Tell us what you said.
This, all of a sudden his own brother is ostracizing him for literally no other reason besides his girlfriend thinking he's 'creepy'. Fuck them
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. If OP believed that they were wrong, he should've stopped associating with them, instead he tries to ruin their relationship. OP's is objectively a fucked up son of a bitch and he decided to fuck up the only healthy relationship he still had instead of trying to fix it with by doing compromises. He's retarded...
I said I was going to shoot up a school. It was like 2 days after the Oregon r9k shooting
I said it cause I was banned from my favorite rp server Nebulous/Lemonpunch and called out everyone who lied to get me banned
Zak, Alexgrist, Blackquill
I will never forget what you sick fucks did, and my plan to take your server out is already in action.
Yea he made a Twitter. Last thing I remember from it was he was in his carI don't know what happened to him now, most likely just necked himself
I've been on Jow Forums since 2009 fwiw.
Basically I think op is just having some fun, all of this is just a little too ridiculous. Especially with the "brother" posting in this thread and now the deleted image.
Just because the fbi is browsing Jow Forums doesn't mean that every story you read here is real. That little anecdote is a non-sequitur you retarded tripfag.
What if the OP was real, but the stories posted today are a faggot fishing for (you)s?
OP I support you 100%. Fuck your faggot brother. I hope to fucking god you're big enough to beat his fucking ass into the ground in front of the roastie. If not, spend 2 years working out and come back like timeskip naruto nigguh.
Well thanks for confirming what we already knew.
drmongoloid
Fuck you! I am his brother and I can assure you I easily beat his scrawnly little ass, and yours too for that matter! I am fucking Chad
Can I get a tldr? This thread entices me
I don't mean I am having sex with Chad. I am not gay. Please