>he doesn't carry at least $20 worth of cash in his wallet
>he speaks only one language
>spends most of his time on his computer, but hasn't learned one computer skill (photoshop, programming, etc)
>his wardrobe is full of neutral/muted colored clothes
>his average type speed is below 40wpm
>he ironically watches Anime
>21 and still no driver's license
>he doesn't park his car in his garage
>he had one shot at killing Hitler, but didn't go for it
>he has too much pride to own Anime merchandise or jerk off to hentai
>he has trouble conveying emotions so the only time he sound genuine is when quotes something from a videogame or work of fiction
>only one pair of shoes
>doesn't sit up right on his computer chair
>there's multiple things in his house that he could easily fix, but he is too lazy to fix them
>he barely cooks
>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
>wants people to listen and cater to his problems, but doesn't do the same for others
>he hardly says "hello" first
>has trouble avoiding getting caught looking at large breasts
Red Flags For Guys
>That feel when failed to kill Hitler
I could have stopped WW2 and never had Israel form and saved the concept of nationalism.
Is it really a red flag to spend $2.86 per day on food?
I'm 90% of this and literally have a good gf.
If Hitler never happened would Japan still attack Pearl Harbor?
>>he speaks only one language
what is wrong with this?
most people speak english. i speak a little spanish but what's the point, really?
i tried to learn russian but it's kind of pointless
>>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
why is this bad? i make that much money in like 1 hour
Because what happens when a Spanish speaker needs help and you're the only one present?
>he doesn't carry at least $20 worth of cash in his wallet
I only use cash. Currently carring $200.
>he speaks only one language
Spanish, English, and now learning Japanese
>spends most of his time on his computer, but hasn't learned one computer skill (photoshop, programming, etc)
I program enterprise software for a living
>his wardrobe is full of neutral/muted colored clothes
Mostly yes, but I do have a few bright colored pieces.
>his average type speed is below 40wpm
80~ wpm approx
>he ironically watches Anime
I watch anime unironically
>21 and still no driver's license
I drive since age 6 (karts, cars since 14) and hold a SCCA racing driver license
>he doesn't park his car in his garage
got me there, street park because I liven in an apartment
>he had one shot at killing Hitler, but didn't go for it
My time machine is not ready yet, sadly.
>he has too much pride to own Anime merchandise or jerk off to hentai
I own over $5k in anime merchandise
>he has trouble conveying emotions so the only time he sound genuine is when quotes something from a videogame or work of fiction
I only let my emotions out after drinking
>only one pair of shoes
many pairs of shoes
>doesn't sit up right on his computer chair
upright as fuck
>there's multiple things in his house that he could easily fix, but he is too lazy to fix them
I trash everything that breaks
>he barely cooks
I cook everyday multiple meals
>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
Just under $800 a month, keto diet is expensive
>wants people to listen and cater to his problems, but doesn't do the same for others
I don't care about others
>he hardly says "hello" first
I greet a lot of people even strangers
>has trouble avoiding getting caught looking at large breasts
I stare at them and then at the girls eyes
>he thinks he could have prevented Israel by killing one person
They would have found a way
>tfw don't carry cash with me but have a debit card
>tfw only speaks english
>when i'm not at work i'm on my computer
>tfw only have white, blue and black clothes
>tfw typing speed is 39wpm
>tfw watches anime weekly
>over 35 but have a license
>tfw my car is out on the driveway
>uhhhh i wasn't born yet
uhhhh why do you hate anime but want anime merch? Don't make sense, woman
>tfw this is true
>tfw only own work shoes
>tfw lying in bed and shitposting
>tfw this is true, too lazy and busy to fix things
>tfw order from door dash everyday
>literally spend 100 bucks a week on food
>tfw saying hello to people you see everyday is tiring
>love titties and can't take my eyes off them
>Because what happens when a Spanish speaker needs help and you're the only one present?
i live in florida, there's plenty of spanish-speaking people; i talk to them every day.
i know enough that i could help a bit, i learned it for 2 years in high school but it never stuck because i literally never use it. even when i speak to bilingual people here, they tend towards english. if they don't they probably aren't worth talking to. i could give directions and tell them where to go to get to a gas station, but i can't really have an in-depth conversation on the spot.
not sure why they just don't learn english though? i'm far more likely to encounter someone who speaks some other random language, there are a lot of foreign kids here with rich parents but it would take so much time out of my life to learn a language just to use it so rarely. that's why i basically forgot 90% of the spanish vocabulary i learned in high school like 8-10 years ago. i just didn't use it.
BTW my boss and best friend are hispanic and bilingual. also i talk to some latin american girls in case i can never get an american gf i could just settle for a 6/10 from a poor country
>he doesn't have clean drying towels for car washing
>That feel when 25 wpm
none of these apply to me, feels good man.
>he doesn't carry at least $20 worth of cash in his wallet
I do
>he speaks only one language
I speak 2 extremely fluently and I'm learning a third one
>spends most of his time on his computer, but hasn't learned one computer skill (photoshop, programming, etc)
I guess that's true
>his wardrobe is full of neutral/muted colored clothes
yeah
>his average type speed is below 40wpm
don't know what that is but I type pretty fast
>he ironically watches Anime
True
>21 and still no driver's license
I'm 19
>he doesn't park his car in his garage
I don't have a car to begin with
>he had one shot at killing Hitler, but didn't go for it
the fuck
>he has too much pride to own Anime merchandise or jerk off to hentai
I don't own it cuz it's gay and boring
>he has trouble conveying emotions so the only time he sound genuine is when quotes something from a videogame or work of fiction
I pretty much always lie yet people never notice so don't think so
>only one pair of shoes
kinda true, will purchase more tomorrow
>doesn't sit up right on his computer chair
I don't use a computer chart, I lie on my bed with my laptop.
>there's multiple things in his house that he could easily fix, but he is too lazy to fix them
I guess so
>he barely cooks
True
>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
Yeah, how the fuck is this a redfag though, I'm skinny anyway
>wants people to listen and cater to his problems, but doesn't do the same for others
I do for people I care about, granted I don't care about anyone at the moment tho.
>he hardly says "hello" first
True
>has trouble avoiding getting caught looking at large breasts
I don't stare at large breast because I'm not a pervert harasser piece of shit, I actually find large tits to be kind of a turn off.
Many of this elements are contradictory and arbitrary so fuck off with your shit.
>he thinks Japan actually attacked Pearl Harbor
Well, they did, but FDR left it wide open for a reason
>he doesn't carry at least $20 worth of cash in his wallet
False
>he speaks only one language
False
>spends most of his time on his computer, but hasn't learned one computer skill (photoshop, programming, etc)
False
>his wardrobe is full of neutral/muted colored clothes
True
>his average type speed is below 40wpm
False
>he ironically watches Anime
False
>21 and still no driver's license
False
>he doesn't park his car in his garage
False
>he had one shot at killing Hitler, but didn't go for it
False
>he has too much pride to own Anime merchandise or jerk off to hentai
False
>he has trouble conveying emotions so the only time he sound genuine is when quotes something from a videogame or work of fiction
False
>only one pair of shoes
Mostly False
>doesn't sit up right on his computer chair
False
>there's multiple things in his house that he could easily fix, but he is too lazy to fix them
False
>he barely cooks
False
>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
True
>wants people to listen and cater to his problems, but doesn't do the same for others
False
>he hardly says "hello" first
False
>has trouble avoiding getting caught looking at large breasts
False
You are free to marry me at any time
Actually OP is a dogshit human being. Fuck off.
I couldn't shoot him I was too busy looking at some large breasts with my binoculars.
How much does it cost to be a judgmental piece of shit?
> Absolutely nothing.
>he's never been in a fight (and won)
>he's never been on a sports team
>he'd "never hit a woman"
Nice try I am a hitman.
>carries $5,049 in 1 dollar bills in 4 seperate wallets
>fluent in ~5,000, has communicated in Ongota before
>never seen a screen but has intimate understanding of information technology and its application
>wears only primary colors
>neural pathway connection to computer transfers messages instantaneously
>seen 98% of all anime created, including ancient japanese puppet shows
>got a license at 8 months old
>owns several garages and parks car in one depending on the day
>killed hitler in several hundred million repeating multiverses
>sole earthy possessions are anime related, eternally masturbating to hentai
>speaks with such humility, grace, and emotion that Latter-Day-Saints believe he's a prophet
>owns three hundred pairs of shoes
>back in a 180 degree line parallel to computer chair
>fixes everything within his city limits
>cooked over 500 meals in the last month alone
>spends nothing on groceries, lives off of generosity
>listens to the prayers and feelings of everyone who wishes it
>says hello moments after your birth
>always looks into the soul of a being
Fuck off Chad
Origiamus
where do you live that groceries are that cheap? I spend over $20 on fruit and veg alone (though everything else is comparatively cheap it ends up being like $30-40 total)
Omg half of this list is me how can I judge a man for things I myself can't do?
Red Flags For Women:
>She's not a White nationalist
>She's not an eco fascist
>She doesn't want to have lots of White kids
>She doesn't look like Rooney Mara from the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
That's about it, really.
>he doesn't know this one simple trick to save $$$ on groceries every week!
Lol you sure won em over bro
Lets all step aside for this guy
>he doesn't carry at least $20 worth of cash in his wallet
I have a $50 in mine right now
>he speaks only one language
I know a moderate amount of about 5 languages but only speak one fluently
>spends most of his time on his computer, but hasn't learned one computer skill (photoshop, programming, etc)
false
>his wardrobe is full of neutral/muted colored clothes
false but I mainly wear those clothes
>his average type speed is below 40wpm
60 last I checked
>he ironically watches Anime
false
>21 and still no driver's license
>he doesn't park his car in his garage
I ride a bike
>he had one shot at killing Hitler, but didn't go for it
false
>he has too much pride to own Anime merchandise or jerk off to hentai
I don't enjoy anime
>he has trouble conveying emotions so the only time he sound genuine is when quotes something from a videogame or work of fiction
true except I don't quote things
>only one pair of shoes
very false
>doesn't sit up right on his computer chair
I prefer my bed desu
>there's multiple things in his house that he could easily fix, but he is too lazy to fix them
false
>he barely cooks
false
>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
I don't live in Pakistan
>wants people to listen and cater to his problems, but doesn't do the same for others
true
>he hardly says "hello" first
false
>has trouble avoiding getting caught looking at large breasts
false
>>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
This is a troll thread but seriously what kind of absolute poorfag city do you have to live in for this to not be the case?
OVer $20 on food? You are an idiot.
>he fills it out like a survey
fucking kek you cuck
>40wpm
That's bullshit and you know it, why would anyone need to go over 35wpm?
They did it because America didn't like them murdering chinks, so probably. We'd probably see another lost generation like World War 1 produced, since the casualties for an land invasion of Japan were expected to be massive and America only got the bomb by piggybacking on stolen Nazi research.
So maybe we still get anime, and America recreates the 1920's instead of the path to self destruction we're on now. We probably wouldn't have microwaves or other appliances based on nuclear research, and the Cold War doesn't happen.
I'm ok with this.
we're all real proud of you son
>he doesn't carry at least $20 worth of cash in his wallet
I keep this in cash, but I usually use debit or credit.
>he speaks only one language
English and 2 years of Japanese
>spends most of his time on his computer, but hasn't learned one computer skill (photoshop, programming, etc)
Took 2 years of graphic design
>his wardrobe is full of neutral/muted colored clothes
I have allot of colors but I do wear allot of muted neutral stuff
>his average type speed is below 40wpm
Well above that
>he ironically watches Anime
And unirronically depending on the anime
>21 and still no driver's license
Got that
>he doesn't park his car in his garage
Out of me and my room mates I use the garage (I work on my car allot: 300zx z31)
>he had one shot at killing Hitler, but didn't go for it
Did go for it. Didnt go as planned
>he has too much pride to own Anime merchandise or jerk off to hentai
Plenty of hentai and dojin
>he has trouble conveying emotions so the only time he sound genuine is when quotes something from a videogame or work of fiction
Im not autistic
>only one pair of shoes
Several
>doesn't sit up right on his computer chair
Good posture
>there's multiple things in his house that he could easily fix, but he is too lazy to fix them
When something breaks in our house I usually fix it
>he barely cooks
Cook often with my gf when shes over, but on my own I dont do it as much as I'd like
>he spends over $20 a week on food/groceries
I do this
>wants people to listen and cater to his problems, but doesn't do the same for others
I enjoy talking to people about their issues, its when they're being honest
>he hardly says "hello" first
I love talking to people, initiate often
>has trouble avoiding getting caught looking at large breasts
Im usually looking for lolis instead
Im not on this board allot... Is r9k for self loathing NEETs? Its been a fun ride going though the threads of people begging femanons to date them. Will be lurking more often
Filling this out despite questioning what the fuck is so special about you to have such high standards.
Even though I'm almost certain you're baiting here, I may as well do this to entertain you because I'm fucking bored.
>ATMs are everywhere
>I speak a little bit of spanish but who fucking cares
>My friends are busy as fuck and talking to them online is all I really have. Also, I still use my computer for research.
>This doesn't apply to me. Even so, who gives a fuck?
>Mine is like 80. Who gives a fuck?
>Barely watch any at all. Even so, who gives a fuck?
>I have a license.
>Why is this relevant?
>Gross
>I'm not that autistic
>I own about 20
>Doesn't apply to me. Why does this matter at all?
>Everything in my house works
>Do you expect me to eat ramen for every fucking meal
>This is something you can't measure
>I don't keep score woman
>Women you don't know are basically sex objects. Deal with it