Would you a goblin?

Would you a goblin?

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Is she a virgin? Only a virgin will recieve my virginity.

Who /short/ here?
Shortstacks are ghee closest evidence we have of god.

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That's not a goblin

No doubt. I almost got in a relationship with one. She was utterly perfect. SEA. 4'9. Christian. The works. But I tryed giving her a kiss at the end of the date and that shit didn't fly so that was our first and last date. The regret is immense.
>Ha that sun isn't a star!

It's some weird bird creature you dingus

The only good goblin is a dead goblin.

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No u
Cruel. Goblins are for protecting.

I summon Goblin Hero!

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thanks for reminding me to visit /aco/ today

You're a man, user. Your virginity is a burden, not a prize to be won. It holds no value in the eyes of both society and its women.

of course man, i'm desperate. I'd even fuck an old school d&d goblin with like gangly limbs and knobby orange skin and shit, i'm literally dying for pussy here

goblins are ugly, leathery little fucks with no ass
anything else is heresy
kobolds on the other hand...

That doesn't look like a goblin.
Looks more like a Kobold

I'm and just in case anyone was wondering yes I would also fuck a kobold, even the oldschool d&d dogface lizard things yes that's right you have no idea how desperate i am

Without a single second of hesitation. Shortstacks are a thinking man's fetish.

>goblins
>no ass
ISHYGDDT

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i bet you have an elf fetish

I'm more of an imp guy myself.

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if its short and thicc and cute
then i want to stick my dick in it

how could a goblin possibly do this with her ass? What an absurd image.