I'm diagnosed with cancer anons. I've got 6 months to live

I'm diagnosed with cancer anons. I've got 6 months to live.

Still never had gf at 21....
What should I do?

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Have you tried doing a barrel roll?

What type of cancer is it? My grandmother recently died from lung cancer.

every person in my family has died from some type of cancer. my time will be up soon as well and i can say goodbye to this terrible world. thank fuck i didn't have children and allowed them to suffer this fate.

A call girl would be an extremely obvious solution. You dont wanna miss out on this

are you at least looking forward to dying or do actually want to keep living? you can always just pay for a hooker...
If you have some money then maybe travel or do shit you've always wanted to do.

Brain cancer

I'm kinda looking forward to it but the pain is annoying.
I have hired a hooker. But still, I wish I knew what love feels like

fuck, what kinds of pain do you feel? i mean you can always try dating apps.

Aside from vision and balance problems. The biggest issue is the seizures. I've already had 11 of the that I'm aware of.
Dating apps didn't work for me cause ugly....
At least im hoping to go Sweden cause the doctors there can do assisted suicide.

stop eating everything but fresh fruit, dont eat outside of 10am-6pm. Drink a drink of boiled water with teaspoon of baking soda mixed in, you can wait for it to cool. Drink this once a day for 3-4 days. Dont eat anything but fruit until it goes away, then make sure before you resume normal foods.

Assisted suicide is illegal in Sweden. Nice trolling

Hmmm... maybe you can find a whore and just get your dick wet, user. I'm sure paying for a girl wouldn't be bad.

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make a profile on tinder and use pic related as bio
also that sucks user, hope you find love during the time you have left

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Assisted suicide is only legal in Netherlands and parts of the US. If you actually had cancer you would know this. Nice bait mate

stop trying to make me feel, you bastard
something about a smiling through the end gets me sentimental

In scripture virgins are considered pure, take your free pass to heaven and enjoy the afterlife.

Awful photoshop.

Only if they never masturbated. But I'm sure user never did THAT. Masturbation is basically rape btw since the object of desire doesn't consent

>what should i do
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Give your mother to me
3. Watch as i ravage your mom's tight asshole
4. Die of cancer
Faggot.

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OP is a LARPing faggot, but that is animal cruelty. Unironically KYS

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What kind of vision problems do you have?

it's silly tho shut up

Lucky fucking you
Now you get to throw caution to the wind and do the things you never could before, and not worry about the future
Meanwhile, I have to keep going until I get diagnosed with cancer, and that could be fifty years from now

A question that interest me more is why worry about the future so much? If you are only willing to live your life upon the certitude that you are to die shortly, then why live at all?

guess i have to try and find some one piece cosplay porn now haha weird right

Don't die with money in your bank, speand it all on drugs and hookers.

Beat Cancer, then use it as a campaign to gain normie points in social media. acquire a virtue signaling gf.

christ

what kind of cancer and does it hurt

are you physically capable of sex?

Make full use of your disability. Play the pity card. Profit. Godspeed user, I wish the best for you.

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come to south america and spend all ur money on prostitutes

Hire a hooker, it doesn't matter if it's expensive. Just get one and get laid.

where r u from pal?

RA . . .

Finish the word

take out a bunch of credit cards, loans, start school, take out bunch of school loans, never go to school. Start using heroin/ crack and fucking girls.

OP is baiting for (you)s. Stop giving him more. I will give him one to warn you all.

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Cancer is not like the movies where you have 6 months left to live and you get to go on crazy adventures fulfilling everything on your bucket list. You are in the hospital a lot and struggle to eat. Constant pain and no energy.

thats what the heroin is for

Take glutamine and alpha liphoic acid to counteract chemo side effects.

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RIP user. If I make it to 40 I'll consider suicide, could go as late as 60 depending but rather more 45-50. Fuck old age doe.
Take all your cash and go wild mang. Travel, do stupid crazy adventure shit. What the fuck you're gonna die anyway right? Buy a gun so you have an out if you like crash a motorcycle and get paralyzed.
Just take your cash and go to some cheap country with a good beach and chill there until you feel content, then go.

Die pure you innocent virgin

Drive to Nevada and pay for one for a night.

Confess your sins OP

go out with a bang op >:D

damn user you discovered the cure for brain cancer, we need to get you a Nobel prize

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If this is true I hope u beat that shit OP u can do it senpai

Turn it into a sob story and fuck all the girls. Make it tragic like the death of a great talent but sell it by giving the story in bits and pieces.

Nice Photoshop of j-nig.

>Fuck hookers in a cheap third world country
>Do some drugs (I'm serious)

Shit, man. Sorry to hear that, user...

If you try to get laid,maybe aim for weird cunts on fetlife or try to squeeze some fucks out of your illness via tinder, as far as I know, women do everything for virtue

is that a post op mtf, bcuz that face aint passing nowhere

have you picked out a coffin yet?

Say hi to John McCain for me on the other side and tell him I'm sorry, and he was a true hero.

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You now offically have nothing left to live for. Going out in a blaze of glory blowing up the jews or Trump or something.

Because you're fucked long term if you don't have a wage slave job saving up money for retirement.

The only way to live free is the knowledge that you won't ever have to worry about that because you'll never live that long.

drink like a maniac. do crack also.

Hope it's not true but if so put any money you can get into buying shrooms, lsd, DMT.
Then travel anywhere you can, can be in your country, just see new places and talk to every girl like you've got nothing to lose and maybe guilt them with your death if nothing else works.

Godspeed bro wish you the best

do what elliot failed to do
May 23

if want to live check out the fasting threads on Jow Forums and read the OP carefully there's something on there for u