Where can I join a non-honey pot suicide pact?

lmao, everyone laugh at the fed

I'm not a fed you dumbshit

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write "moo moo" on your finger then get back to me

>I'm not a fed you dumbshit
>Posts picture
They're really upping their tactics these days, huh?

Also, by my FED GF, pls.

Stop derailing my thread and go back to oribiting some e-thots

>won't do it
PATHETIC FED LOSER LOL

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bring pizza, blox

did somebody say derail?

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Go away and leave me alone.

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be my moo-moo mommy FED GF, pls blox

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Ofc she wont do it.
Shes a roastie.
All her needs are met.

LMAO MOO MOO
you may have your thread

Hey Mute-chan, do you want someone to talk to?
himmelonnaukt@gmail
You seem pretty cool.
I'll be up until 3am.

That pepe reminds me of pic related (originunkown)

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why'd do you wanna kill yourself moomoo fembot?

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Suicidal fembots should donate their bodies to incel men.

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>suicidal fembots
Thats two things that dont exist

why though? rino

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Why do normalfags have to make absolutely everything into a party or get-together?

that's all they do.
brother is a huge normo and is always just going out to eat or congregating somewhere

I lost the genetic lottery in the worst ways imaginable. It's somewhat affected me an earlier age, but it's becoming way too apparent for me to handle it as the years go by. It's literally preventing me from ever living a functional, normal life.

how so and in what way?

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There's no point in discussing it it's not like it's a temporary problem that I can fix by the go

Just jump from a bridge you dumb attention whore

I live 7 hours away from the Golden Gate Bridge. I also don't have a driver's license. See my problem?

BDD and mental disorders, right?
I kind of know what your going in a sense.

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i mean life is temporary, and most appearance based things are superficial unless someone is super deformed which i doubt you are, so what's the problem?

Jump in front of a train

Or use the train to get to the bridge

That's just one of the many problems I have, but theyre not exactly the cause of preventing me from living a functional life

What's preventing you from living a functional life?

you there oppie

My intelligence. I can create a 2-3 page list of problems that comes with having severely low functioning iq, but that would take me a quite awhile to sort out, and since it's about midnight where I live, I'd like to go to bed soon.
To keep it short and simple, however, I can't live/do certain things on my own without being dependent on my parents or the internet. I was always like this ever since I was a kid but I have never improved since then

why not get a friend/roommate or a bf to help you?

You see, I'm not capable enough to even form friendships let alone a relationship. I'm extremely ugly and suffer from severe social anxiety disorders and I never leave my room to begin with because of my agoraphobia.
The odds are just stacked against me in every way you can possibly imagine. There's absolutely nothing out there that can fix me

Stop making threads just to attentionwhore. Your parents should take your internet away.

There are countless ways to painlessly commit suicide, even for a brainlet like you. Stop attentionwhoring here, nobody gives a shit about you.

i could be your friend if you want add me on discord thebibble123 #9879 i won't mind if you ghost me. i kind of got a little bit of agorphobia i haven't left my house in i think about 2-3 years.

This is further proof that roasties dont know whats good for them.
All of you roasties would be better being told what to do.

I really just want to give you a hug. It seems like you've had a rough time. You've got a friend here, if you want.
But please, don't talk about killing yourself.

You should have written "big nigga bird" instead

Ive always wanted a shy girl
I wouldnt have to worry about her cheating on me and shed be all shy and cute.

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that's not always the case user. even though i'm not op.

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what's a "honey pot" suicide pact?

police or fbi setup

i know that much, but what exactly does that entail?

probably a few months of discussion of how and where to gain everyone's trust then when the time comes and everyone arrives they get arrested or put in the psych ward until they get out.

How would she cheat on me if shes afraid to leave the house?
>inb4 somebody comes to my house
Not without my permission theyre not

>Police masqaurade as wanting help to commit seppuku
>Someone dumb enough answers and plans shit out, names, addresses, ect.
>Arrest them and charge them with attempted manslaughter.

You can't be charged with manslaughter if you're killing yourself. Suicide isn't even illegal

not saying every girl but some girls will gain confidence from the relationship and could use that to find better partners. like sometimes when a girl is fat and gets fit why stay with the old bf when you could upgrade.

But you can be charged with attempted manslaughter for assisting a person with suicide, or planning to kill someone in assisted suicide (in certain states/countries)