KHV thread

No confidence or actual desire to lose KHV status.

most I ever won was 36$

got fat in early high school, stayed fat, low confidence b/c of it. I know there are fat people getting laid regardless, don't know how they do it

>don't know how they do it
confidence.

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well gee willy lemme get my noose then

I suppose it was a choice. I dislike people and chose to keep them away

A girl hugged me once. I blushed and the class made fun of me.

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I'm low iq, socially inept, and look like pic related.

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I find relationships stupid, id rather focus more on work/school

Honestly I could make this into a pity party and list all of the things I hate about myself but I won't. My problem as I approach 25 is just thats its so fucking hard to meet girls for me, I've tried online but I am boring as fuck online and I'm not the best looking person in the world either so nothing on my profile would catch anyones attention.

Also my standards for dating are a little high, looks I can go kind of low but if a girl seems boring or basic I'm not really interested.

I just want a girl who has similar interests or is just cool and fun to be around but holy shit is it hard to find.

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I am waiting for my waifu to be ready

>lost my virginity and got dick sucked recently
Glad that's out of the way, lads. Just be yourself.

Hmm let's see

>Manlet (5'7)
>Face not ugly, but nothing special
>Not social
>High-school drop out
>NEET since 2004 (when i dropped out of HS)
>30 years old and live with parents
>Never had a job
>On NEETbux while on Autismbux waiting list
>Diagnosed with Schizoid Personality Disorder

What H stands for ?
>inb4 retard - i dont speak virgin so...

>tfw actually had 3gfs
Feelsgood.jpeg

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Hugless origin

>>tfw actually had 3gfs
get.out.

Kingdom Hearts Virgin

>Someone over the age of 10 was never hugged or never hugged a girl

Holy fuck this is some pathetic shit right there...

Make me.

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Well I'm not a virgin and I have hugged a girl before, but that didn't fix any of my problems. I'm still an anxiety ridden mess who is seriously anti-social and lonely

I don't know exactly why, I guess women don't like limping men. My rheumatism probably is a bad sign and the women won't deal with a guy walking like a zombie.

There are plenty of women who would look past this, same as you who would probably look past this sort of thing in a woman if you loved her

>bragging in r9k
really pathetic.

hugless and handholdless (romantically obviously)

hugged a girl romantically obviously, most anons here have never even hugged a girl as a friend.

This is some next level bullshit right here...
How do you even acomplish something like that ?

>How do you even acomplish something like that ?
usually mental issues

literally just spend 95% of your time on the computer.

I'm a lazy fatass, and way too much of my spare time has been spent on Jow Forums since 2011.

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girls have kissed and hugged me but I dont have any sex drive

I got raped by a girl but I've never kissed one and I still consider myself a virgin.

Damn i got some serious shit thrown at me by life but even i got that...

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ugly and don't leave house

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apparently it wasnt that serious

hugged romantically? or just a hug as friends, like at a greeting or something?

You're probably right, I should at least try to put myself out there again.

As for your assumption, yeah, I wouldn't mind a limping girl at all, hell, as long as I love her she could be missing a leg and I wouldn't care.

I was painfully oblivious to girls until I started college. From then only one slutty girl ever expressed any interest in me, but she looked and acted so trashy that my desire for a pure relationship made me reject her. I want an actual loving relationship rather than just sex so I don't really regret it but I'm still incredibly lonely.

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shit i'm a decade away from being you
at the least i got my ged and a shitty part-time job that precludes me from any autismbux of my own but fuck it feels like my time's slippin fast

I did both multiple times because 3gfs..

Both parents drunks, broke, fat as fuck and with shitload of psychosis and neurosis.
And i still managed to get laid.

>Both parents drunks, broke, fat as fuck and with shitload of psychosis and neurosis.
none of that matters if you're not beta

>none of that matters if you're not beta
This.

Thats it, we need old virgin social network.

Being beta is a product of enviroment not some magical condition applied to you at birth that cannot be changed.

no but aspergers/autism is, which is a large reason you're beta.

I know that autism is tosssed around like there is no tomorow but really autistic people are rare.
Most of you lack balls and prefer shitty calm life than to risk progress and going outside comfort zone.

and you read tons of posts by anons who do fall for the self improvement meme and fulfill the checklist but still can't get a gf.

i don't leave my house
i don't make friends easily
i'm fat and ugly and have bad teeth
i have no job or car or cellphone

>I still consider myself a virgin
and i had a fucking sweet ass bike when i was 12 but someone stole it straight out of my back yard but i still consider myself to own that bike
you fucking idiot

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>self improvement meme
>progress and making yourself better is a meme

And that is the exact mindset of you people.
And no - they dont fufill the checklist because they still fail.

yeah because they're betas and it doesn't matter how much money they make or lift or how many people they meet it will all fail because they are fundamentally beta, insecure and self-obsessed and nothing can change that.

I don't seek to socialise on purpose, live in a sparsely populated area and only leave the house to go into muh nature

because i want to fucking die, my dude
idfc

you are on your way to becoming the gf then

No, its becaise they failed to do everything/apply themselves enough etc.
Its easy and comforting to lay blame on something other than yourself but its false.

20 years old KHV here.
I just don't need a gf.
She would steal all my free time.
Sex isn't worth it, I'll stick to masturbating.

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Oh I do blame myself for becoming beta, there's just no escape from it.

Sure, majority of blame is on them but you cant dismiss outside factors such as having childhood female friends, female cousins and etc. If you never been in close contact with girls you wont know how to carry yourself around them.

bussy gang lol
please, everything hurts

But there is nothing that stops you from learning.
Despite what faglords here claim.

Where's that Chad teacher?

Because I'm mentally ill and nobody will put the effort in to help me.
Its too late now, I had a chance with one girl but I messed it up.
Now my best chance would be a single mom or some other used up roastie.
Fuck it pic related.

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>nobody will put the effort in to help me.
do you want to help yourself?

I tried for many years but I've given up.

Not even therapy or medication?

Been on the autist NEET shut-in path too long, there's no going back now

I tried those, but I got my mental illness at a young age and it had a strong influence on who I became.
No amount of talking to a professional or pills are capable of changing my outlook on life now.
I grew up rather neglected so I got mental help far too late.
Now I don't have any form of health insurance or income to continue getting it but its a waste of time since even with that stuff I'm not a functioning citizen.
Anyway I'm going to sleep now its like 4am here.

>but really autistic people are rare.
Yeah, but take a good look at society today
What are your chances of getting a girl to like you if you happen to be just slightly autistic and are unable to talk to her like any other man your age. There's a huge surplus of single men better off socially and economically than you, statistically it would cost you hundreds of times more to get laid at least. Very small variations in the degree of autism translates into a huge multiplier of your chances to get a girl. For really autistic people, it's over, but many high functionig blokes have it nearly impossible
>Most of you lack balls and prefer shitty calm life than to risk progress and going outside comfort zone.
Oh, but we also have additional handicaps normans can't understand. Like playing baseball with a scarf over your eyes. We literally don't know when to swing. Can you tell when a girl is receptive?Happy? Annoyed? I can't for shit.

Its called life, determination and discipline, my nigga.

>there's no going back now
Bullshit.jpeg

I kissed 5 girls in my life.
Had sex with one.
Still a robot.

>determination and discipline
it only works if you have strong enough desire.

>Can you tell when a girl is receptive?Happy? Annoyed? I can't for shit.

Pick up any psychology book. IOI are easy as fuck to spot.
When in doubt, assume attraction.

As for the first part of your bullshit excuses - thats what they are, bullshit to the core, full of retarded assumptions and misconceptions.

>ugh, educate yourself shitlord
>you can learn social skills through reading books
>just read any random one I'm not going to give suggestions or be of any use at all, just read psychology bro

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I inherently don't understand how human interrelationships work and moreover everyone around me is married with kids at 25. Previously, my area of study had a total of 1 girl in the class for the entire 4 years and obviously she was a total slut, not someone to be in a relationship with.

I don't have anything going for me. It's only natural that people aren't attracted to me.

>tfw not triggered when people say KHV
>Slightly triggered when people say KV
>all cuz hold hands once or twice

>174cm
>skeleton
>big ugly nose
>face with acne
> chinlet
>crippling anxiety
>asperger
>eyelet
>shy as fuck
>bullied to hell

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No one says to only read books.
Stop with the strawmans nigga.

>wants suggestions
Mark Mansons book, "Models : how to attract women through honesty" is a great example of no bullshit book about pick up and flirting with women.
Add some practical experience et voila - no longer khv.

Why do you normalniggers keep coming here and posting like you own the place? What part of fuck off back to redd!t don't you understand?

Why am i doing that ?
Because i enjoy pissing you off.
Because i want to save people from shit i almost got myself into.
I too was obese virgin with no will to live etc. Luckily i havent discovered this board then because hive mind here only waits for another victim to drag him to their level.

Question is - why are you so salty about people offering solution to other people problems ? Insecure much ? Afraid of losing your circlejerk because you are too weak to start improving while other will drag themselves from the gutter ?

I enjoy that mental image of you frothing and reeeing and being powerless to stop me. Makes me feel good.

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>look I'm such a good guy
>I am truly god's gift to man!
>this is all I have in my pathetic existence
>I can't even try to understand or empathize with people
>pls don't tell me to go back from whence I came ;_;
>this is all I have, I'm a good guy pls ;_;
Cry more bitch nigga.

>I too was obese virgin with no will to live etc.
so what changed mr, normal?

Ima dicklet, feelsbad

because I'm a neet who can't find a job

I discovered fit. Ive decided that i dont want to live like that and that i have nothing to lose.
Ive lost weight, got a job that i like etc.
Ive got my shit together.

Salt The Post.
You are free to spread your misery and vitriol here, i too am free to spread some love and truth.
Whats wrong ? Afraid people will want to listen to me and you be the only one sad weak faggot left here because you lack balls to admit a fuck up and try to fix it ?

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unless its a medically defined micropeen women it isn't going to matter.

>why are you still KHV, user?
literally have spent almost every waking minute of my life on the computer. developed some bad habits over that time period. recently found out i became attractive when women were wanting to fuck after just a day or so of talking on some dating apps, and having seen their surprise and shock after telling them i'm a khv at 23.
but i usually ghost them after a few days of sexting and getting to know them more. not sure what's wrong with me.

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Disgusting attention whore.
You're voluntarily celibate.

Your delicious butt tears are my sustenance. Keep crying baby.

Hello again, I'm the user that posted this >As for the first part of your bullshit excuses - thats what they are, bullshit to the core
Not an argument. Ever heard an autist's drivel?
Conversation skills are like professional experience: you don't get shit if you don't work, and you can't work if you are lacking

I have hyperhidrosis and it really lowers my confidence. Imagine going out full of confidence, ready to talk to people, and suddenly you start sweating even if you're COMPLETELY STILL then you start smelling like sweat.

>calm and rational response is crying and tears

Easy on the strawmans bucko.

It is an argument because you assume too much about women, their attraction to you, what they like etc.
Its no biggie because its natural for someone without lot of experience.