Hello. I'm a girl. I can answer your questions

How does the 2200G Vega GPU compare to a R7-260X?

When will Sony release the Xperia XZ2 Premium??

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Mentally: Sane, caring/faithful (these go hand in hand logically), has similar sense of humor to me. Introverted but still polite to others.
Physically: Same height or taller than me (5'3"). I can deal with any weight but generally prefer skinny/skinnyfat.

It varies a lot. Did you know that weight actually influences the size of labia?

About once a week, sometimes go weeks without. Low libido, IDKY. Never even been on birth control, which I hear lowers sex drive.

Not sexually, I just think they're pretty

I am a "natal female"

Lol

My cat doesn't even recognize any food as food except for cat food. Is that weird?

I might know you, but it is very unlikely since I stopped making e-friends a while ago.

Is it flirting when a girl says "you smell good"? What kind of response do you expect?

don't care if OP is a girl, just want an opinion to my story

>playing the outgoing, extrovert, funny guy
>actual robot tho
>go out with girlfriend of good buddy separately for a few occasions (she was in town for business)
>one of those, get absolutely fucking drunk
>she keeps touching me, hugging, rubbing my legs
>keep making my usual style of lewd jokes and innuendos
>talks about how she is actually polyamorous and how the restraints of monogamy suck
>"user I'm so drunk can you escort me back to my hotel"
>"haha user imagine if I ask you to come upstairs"

gist of it, I bid her farewell, unsure myself if it was out of loyalty or because I'm a sperg and read to much into it b/c I never have girls behave like this around me

didn't tell the buddy

>Mentally: Sane, caring/faithful (these go hand in hand logically), has similar sense of humor to me. Introverted but still polite to others.

>Burns coal

Which is it?

what kind of humour do you like?

>My cat doesn't even recognize any food as food except for cat food. Is that weird?
yes, that's weird. my cat would come and harass you for food whenever he smelled meat. he would also try and drink milk straight from the cereal bowl.

It is not sexual hairassment if the guy has little money and less influence.

How do I work up the courage to end my life?
I feel so distant from other people and apathy just sort of pervades my entire life for nearly 2 years now.
Anger, anxiety and despair are present but to a lesser extent. I've been on anti-depressants most of my life and it's never made things better.
I don't like other people and I don't remember what it's like to have friends or people to interact with on meaningful level in your life.

op did not really answer this mans question so i will
>do females pee out of their vagina or butt
well wither as you can see from the pic there is another hole call the urethra orifice, that is were they pee from

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Yes.
Can you explain your question further? Sorry if it's worded clearly and I'm having a mental lapse.

I tried to Google the question to see which one is more expensive, but apparently this is not a clearcut thing. I have failed you.

This summer.

It's /very/ likely that it is flirting, or it's just a very friendly person. They seem to enjoy your company either way. Sorry if this seems low-effort, but an expected response would be, "Thanks."

I mean, I'm 99% sure she was making a move on you, but I'd say you did good not going for it. Losing the virginity card isn't that important if it means losing your dignity and a good friend. Plus she might have had an STD, lol.

Is that the meme referencing dating black people? I don't like black guys sexually.

I like abstract humor, like lame puns and just overthinking things. using standup for reference, it'd be like Demitri Martin/George Carlin's observational stuff/John Mulaney. Just stuff that makes you feel like you're not the only weirdo in the world.

why are girls scary to talk to

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Confirmed. I thought they were making a joke, but you never know with the Internet. I feel bad now if they were genuinely asking.

You are on the wrong starting point.
How do you work up the courage to accept yourself for your struggles, rather than viewing yourself in such a harsh light?
What made you view yourself so negatively? What trained your brain to loop back to this constantly harmful stimuli?
What values did your parents instill in you; could they possibly have contributed to you feeling shame for some reason?
Why have you reasoned that a life like yours is not worth living? If someone else approached you with the same issues, would you be inclined to help them?
How many others do you believe are in your situation?
I think it's actually very, very hard to be truly happy nowadays. But you have meaning, and you deserve happiness, rather than to have eternally deprived yourself of the possibility. And I do recognize that you have been trying so hard to get there. That is why it is even more important for you to not give up.

Will I ever be a battlemech pilot?

what would you consider to be losing you virginity
>oral sex
>actual sex (vagina penetration)
>anal sex (kind of have to included the Christians out there)

Is 4.5 too thin? Should I just kill myself?

>overthinking things
I get that sort of. I make weird/funny connections between things that aren't really there.

What does it take to get someone to like me? It works out at first but people always get sick of me I think

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I thought the stereotype was the other way around, like girls are less likely to consider, let's say, "Societal Chads" (wealthy, influential) as sexual harassers even if they go through the same motions as a "Societal Robot".
either way I like to think false sexual harassment accusations don't happen as much as it's been memed to seem

I see guys as scary to talk to, and could never work up the courage to talk to a guy I liked in school. I think it has a lot to do with social norms and the environment that you're in.
If you're in a club environment (I mean like a game club/movie club/etc), then everyone is there TO socialize, so people are automatically less scary, and you may even get talked to first. But approaching people in a class or something? GL with that, I agree it's scary.

If future gets there, I am sure you will be our first decorated battlemech pilot. I wonder if you can be one in VR.

I consider vaginal/anal penetration to be actually losing virginity, but I would say oral makes you 'experienced'.

Stones? What's your BMI?
No, never. If you *are* "too thin", do you dread the idea of bulking/fattening up?

Exactly. I like to hear a person's brain work in strange/interesting ways, generally lighthearted re: humor.

Do you mean like-like or just like? Either way, if they initially like you, that's the biggest hurdle to cross, so I wouldn't be quick to write off that feat, haha.
Maybe they don't actually stop liking you and you are just very self-doubting, which may ironically turn into a self-fulfilling prophecy if you become paranoid/trite in communications with them.
Or maybe you are unknowingly being a jerk or something, so they feel intimidated by you? Too little information to go off of really.

I don't think I'm good enough to ever be the first or the best at something as competitive as mech combat, but it's nice to think about. He meant his dick is 4.5 inches in circumference.

No 4.5 inches lol I mean dick size(circumference), 4.5 stone would be like 60 pounds or something

Is it attractive for a guy to have long, dark nose hair?

Just like I guess, everybody I talk to says I'm nice and they enjoy spending time with me but after a month or two it just seems like they don't want to talk to me anymore they either say they're too busy or just give very short replies or don't reply at all

How can I tell if she's into me or if she's just being friendly

not the user you responded to

>You are on the wrong starting point
am i really? i dont think so

>How do you work up the courage to accept yourself for your struggles, rather than viewing yourself in such a harsh light?
i have accepted and noticed my struggle and still view myself as a failure

>What made you view yourself so negatively?
it just the way i have always been

>What trained your brain to loop back to this constantly harmful stimuli?
idk, probably will be answer with more questions

>What values did your parents instill in you
none they were to busy fighting custody over me than actually loving me

>could they possibly have contributed to you feeling shame for some reason?
have not felt love from them so i am sure that shame, regret, and being a faliure took its place

>Why have you reasoned that a life like yours is not worth living?
because i am a fat unless piece of shit that has herpes, contracted it after my "girl" gave me head cheated on me within a week of asking her, she was not satisfied with my size (too many negative to count from that statement)

>If someone else approached you with the same issues, would you be inclined to help them?
depending on the reason why they want to kill themselves

>How many others do you believe are in your situation?
many and in am sure they went out (AKA ended themselves, kicked the bucket, hanging etc)

i actually do not see any viable option or path where i will be happy, so i am just investing all my time into working and i will figure out who i am going to give to later

Have you seen Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet? That's you one day.
And oh, lol. That's something I never even consider when thinking of a guy's parts. Generally the bigger you are around, the harder it will be to fit in and more painful for the girl, but I can't imagine sizes varying SO much that it'd actually be a factor to reject a guy based on. Like no one is walking around with a literal pencil or elephantfoot.
... i think.

that's good because I feel that my brain works like an absolute retard sometimes.

Can l wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

oh xD I was like, "okay that's the weight of a small child maybe they really do have a problem" but I gotcha now. see for revised answer

Color shouldn't matter. If it's noticeable, like coming out of the nose or notably visible from straight-on, then I would advise to trim it.

Isn't it hard to keep friends in general though unless you have a reason to regularly hang out? Even best friends fall out after school because it isn't mandatory for them to show up every day and eat lunch together.
It's probably not a reflection on YOU as much as you think, but moreso a reflection on our increasingly introverted society.
It seems that people are rarely friends nowadays unless said friend brings 'value' to them, like romantic interests or as a person to INTRODUCE them to romantic interests. It's like you have to go out of your way to find people who actually enjoy being social for the sake of it.

No real way to know but asking them out. No shame in trying; all the shame in letting an opportunity slip.

I haven't seen it, but looking at the description I think I'd rather not be 16 again. I don't know what to think about dick size anymore, there are too many conflicting opinions.

no question but I hope you get breast cancer. go back to Facebook you attention whore.

>generally prefer skinny/skinnyfat
ya blew it

That makes me sad, maybe I'm better off not even bothering with friends. I doubt I'll ever bring enough to the table to keep them around

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if you can turn the faucet on

people have different ideas of what it means to be a 'failure'. model millionaires convince themselves they're 'failures' and kill themselves. OTOH, tons of people who fit /others'/ stereotype of what it means to be a 'failure' are living on this world with joy and inner peace.
therefore if you are feeling as a failure, then it is by terms you have set for yourself-- or that someone set for you-- and while it is nice to set GOALS for yourself, not reaching those goals shouldn't be a reason to label yourself as an "objective failure", but instead someone WITH goals who is TRYING. an animal with drive and meaning and spirit. a being like that has no value and should be killed? it wouldn't make sense to snuff out such a life.
that isn't to say your feelings are unjust to hold; a childhood where your own caretakers neglect you is insanity, and you may never emotionally recover from this loss, especially when an attempt to connect with someone on the outside (the girl) ended up in betrayal, and even humiliation.
Perhaps as you go on, you will be able to meet mature, considerate people who know what they want and will not hurt you. My advice is to be self-reliant and to just keep going, like you are doing now, and slowly build up a sense of stability, and from then on, perhaps satisfaction, and from then on, hopefully true happiness. Which I think you can and will find, but a nice foundation built beneath yourself (sorry you've had to be so self-reliant in life) will help you to get there and to not fall too far if there is a setback.

How do I talk to girls at school?

>if you can turn the faucet on
I'm a 21 year old jobless anorexic drug and porn addicted highschool dropout.
On a scale of 1-10 how wet are you right now?

Other grill passing through, on my way to a cook out, gotta say though
You should tell your bro about it
Like over a man-date with cigar tastings or something

>people have different ideas of what it means to be a 'failure'
True everyone has there own definition of what a faliure is and there model of what a faliure is can fit the description of others but my goals where simple at all i wanted to do was raise a child in a better living and loving conditions that i was giving but that is defiled and ruined by herpes i don't want my child growing up knowing that he will never know the feeling of being loved by another person hell i feel that now i sure hells dont want him to know and be a custom to it, its too painful

>Perhaps as you go on, you will be able to meet mature, considerate people who know what they want and will not hurt you
I hope so too but either way i will be prepared for what ever come by, always think negative and plan for such the occasion occurs

>My advice is to be self-reliant and to just keep going, like you are doing now, and slowly build up a sense of stability, and from then on, perhaps satisfaction, and from then on, hopefully true happiness. Which I think you can and will find, but a nice foundation built beneath yourself (sorry you've had to be so self-reliant in life) will help you to get there and to not fall too far if there is a setback
Hopefully the foundation that i am building gets me somewhere but in case it doesnt my suicide plan will be saved, i never planned to end my life early anyway ,it is set so when i am 30
>10 years left, lets see if its worth it

Thank you either way i needed that off my chest

Assuming you are a girl, you may be able to answer this.

I noticed about every girl (even some more preppy, bitch ones) tend to say stuff along the lines of "I don't care about looks, only if the person treats me right" yet 9/10 times, they are with someone who's a borderline Chad or just "well off" when it comes to money. Being realistic, is the whole "I'll date anyone who treats me right" just a meme? Sorry for sounding edgy

please please please fuck off with these useless fucking threads already. ever since that incel shit i see at least 10 females(males) here every time i browse.

you seriously need to leave us alone and fuck off.

>Hello. I'm a girl.979
Why?

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i find my boyfriend attractive but other girls probably wouldnt go for him.

I'm a 5'11" caring guy with a generally prominent sense of humor. I've never had it in my mind to be unfaithful. I'm skinny with a lean muscular build. I don't really get angry or have any other personality issues. I'm not overly picky when it comes to women, they just need to not be fat, have a decent personality, and more braincells than fingers.
So fembot. Why am I alone...

not her but youre sounding pretty arrogant right now user.

I'm really not. I stay down to earth and only describe myself when necessary. I treat everyone as equals unless they do some stupid shit to be treated less than such. Of all the things people describe me with, arrogant usually isn't one of them. Not to mention that any description of me is taken from others opinions because my self worth is actually pretty low under that mask of confidence

Hai dear. Myself name Ramesh. U r very inteligent and smart girl. I want make friendship with u. My WhatsApp +91 96784567608

I see. Is he funny? Smart? What's different about him then others? (Just curious)

you are the first femanon here that hasnt listed white as a requirement

this has to be bait

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stop being thirsty you pathetic fuck

I can't talk to people either, but I responded positively pretty much every time someone approached me. Just normal small chat should be fine, maybe about the class itself to start with. It doesn't really matter what you say as much as how you say it-- recommend keeping it casual, friendly, 'normie', acting confident in a way where it doesn't seem like it would be devastating for you if they didn't respond well.

Nice. Actually that sounds pretty normal for your age aside from the anorexic part.

Understand. I will say that I do not think herpes is so bad, from an outside perspective at least, but I haven't experienced it myself. I know it is one of the most common and harmless things you can get, and I'm sure science will get better and better concerning it since it's such a common issue.

Generally girls (and guys) will want to go for someone who they are sexually attracted to; however, I think girls have a wide range of the type of guys they find attractive. the 'chads' that get posted here are usually unattractive to me and not my type

Why? I thought this board might be interested in another female view. I do know it's not rare because I've seen these threads before.

I guess because Western society in general doesn't hang out in small closeknit communes where everybody just talks and socializes freely, you have to actively go out and seek people, especially as a man who's (sexist-ly?) expected to take the initiative all the time. So you're probably alone because you haven't gone and talked to enough people yet.
Also you would probably benefit from working on social skills (just a guess because I assume most people on this board have social problems, like me)

Milk truk just arrive

I'm going afk now. Thank you for spending time with me, r9kfriends.

Goodnight fellow bot may the midnight thought have mercy on you

U r saying me wot, u son of basterd-bich? I will tracc ur ip u r using and come to ur house at night and fuk ur mom nicely, u ashol.

>women have 3 holes
wat

Lmao what a saddie

don't forget the mouth
four holes

he loves me more than anything. hes funny and i feel at home around him, i dont get tired of being with him like with other people, its not an effort to talk to him for hours.

>Why? I thought this board might be interested in another female view. I do know it's not rare because I've seen these threads before.
No I mean why did you choose to be a girl?

Bitch lasagna u r

tfw find it ridiculously cute when a girl unironically says xD

To OP, how much would you rate your face and body out of 10, consider 5 being average, 10 being perfect and 0 being hard to look at. Give a separate rating for body and face pls. I won't ask for pics unless ur numbers are curious.

Yep. Common knowledge, that's all.

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I want an online girlfriend how can I make this happen? Where can I meet the girl? what should I do to make her like me?

If you had sex with a passable cross dresser would that be gay?

what can be done about the non-white infestation of our lands?

You stole my sandwich you fucking cunt.