HOW THE FUCK DO I MOVE TO NEVADA????

What the fuck is a money clip?

>foraged food

How oddly specific.

Went to Carson city and stayed in a hotel casino and smoke a bunch of legal weed.
Shit was so cash, I plan on moving there in the next few years hopefully.

>sleeping with the window open
That's normal right? You retards don't actually sleep with your windows open? right?

Texans are sub-humans.
Oh shoot, I'm not the first to say this.

>Arizona

oreganelly

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>tfw new hampshire

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>inb4 xkcd
still true

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How does it feel knowing that if goverment collapsed Texas would be able to conquer most of the United States you broke ass libtards

google.com/search?q=gdp of texas&oq=GDP of Texas&aqs=chrome.0.0l6.2342j1j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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>going to the gym
fat fucks

Nevada really was the shit when I lived there. Beautiful desert mountains, booze 24/7, lots of upstanding conservatives who mind their own business. This was in a small town outside of Reno though, can't speak for the Vegas trap.

The sticky heat, scorpions, snakes, spiders, and occasional mountain lion was a bit pesky though.

>libtard
>coming from Texas, the newest blue state

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It's like a big paper clip to use instead of a wallet to hold your cards and paper money together. But nicer.

>Tonight we will be having grilled roadkill possum with wild mushrooms and dandelion greens. All of next week will be roadkill venison stew.

>texas
umm no sweetie you mean california

>tfw Russia pledged to fund a Texas insurrection
>tfw Texas still won't fucking do it
Gib full-retard AK
Russia, please
Russia...

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Dear God i hope not...

these things. People hate them because owning one makes you look like you want any excuse you can find to flash your cash to everyone.

The most extreme turbo douchebags wear these things clipped on the outside of their pocket. Not only do they look like asshats, but in doing so they are also making it jokingly easy to steal their shit. They deserve it if it happens to them, of course.

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>California
>not Arizona
Degenerates like you belong on a cross

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Become a teacher and prepare to be played like a pawn in chess. They want teachers but the school system is so corrupt that the good teachers make no difference. Anyway, that's how. You can also trek your way through the desert until you stumble upon Nevada's biggest city in the middle of nowhere. If bring a water bottle or two.

>arizona
>I don't like sand it's rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.

How do I move to the Midwest as an eurofag?

why would anyone want to live here?
orrrrig

misread tapas as "traps"

I like calm, big places.
I also went to the US a few years ago and I really liked it

I didnt realize my state was so euphoric lel

>Casey Affleck
So my state is basically the opposite of Nevada

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Utah has one of the highest rates of porn consumption in the world

Trust me, you don't want to live in Nevada. It sucks here.

Wrong. The entire south should read: niggers.
>t. Floridian

>No "Myself"

Any other Nevadanons here?

Prove it, you flaming faggot

All atheist libertarians, aka neckbeards.

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