What's the most action you gotten this year?

This shit neber happens, roast drewms

Haven't talked to a woman I'm not related to in a year. That said I used to be a normie and I got laid a year ago.

Fucked a serbian prostitute in Amsterdam, absolutely fucking worth it. One of the hottest women I've ever seen, super kind and friendly, and down to anything.
Made out and cuddled with a cute Lithuanian girl in an almost deserted bus from Liverpool to Leeds. She got off in Manchester and never knew anything from her again.

But these happened in December, but it's within the past year, so it counts.

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I sat down on a chair a girl had just been sitting on and it was still fairly warm

a good looking guy working at the store told me to have a nice day... I got wet immediately after.

>Touching a female store clerk's hand when she gave me my change back for a carton of cheap cigarettes
First female contact in 4 years

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A woman waved at me from across the street

I've barely left my house at all this year.

I was so drunk at a fast food joint that my bag tore while i was walking out (guess I wasn't holding it properly) and two girls were laughing at me as I stumbled back and fourth between the trashcan and my mess doing a shit job at cleaning it up.

I talked to a girl last week when I was walking my dog, I didn't even sperg out this time.

bought some groceries off one or two female cashiers, and I smiled to a female motorist that slowed down to let me cross the road about two months ago. not sure if she noticed though.

I've never received a hug, held hands with or gotten a kiss from anyone in my 25 years of life (that wasn't related to me). Why is that so hard to believe?

Got hugged. Some chicks are so flirty, I don't get it at all.

Accidentally touched the cute store clerk's hand while she was giving me my change. It was soft.

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I've had sex monday night.

I got an e-gf for a day. I never heard her voice. Other than that, I have had women look at me while I'm near them in the supermarket.

Does kissing my grandma on the cheek count?

Shit, I remember than a store clerk accidentally touched my hand as she was giving me change a couple months ago. That'd be it.

drunk girl kissed me on the cheek after my friend pressured her into it

Khv shy boys are so cute, I wish I could meet one that played the same vidya as me and lived here.

Me and my girlfriend have been having sex almost everyday for the past month or 2, before we usually had sex like once a week or two

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I had 5 one night stands this year. I'd prefer still being the virgin-neet I used to be, now I'm just a dirty-neet.
I so fucking regret everything I've done this year, it's almost enough to push me over the edge to suicide.

went out with friends for my birthday, drank too much and made out with two guys

I've had sex with my fiance 47 times this year so far but now she's on a down period with her bipolar so it's dry season ATM

>and lived here
>doesn't say where
Stop baiting for replies

I got to hug a coke head from the mental ward I was just in, also gave her my number. No text back though..... I'm hoping she's just still in there and didn't forget me

Went to a striptease show. Just before christmas last year bought myself a prostitute as an xmas gift for myself.

had sex on new year's eve
unfortunately I was so drunk I barely remember it :(

I want on a date which i thought went well but i ended up getting ghosted.
I guess i've had a handshake from work

I have been outside about 5 times this year all for quiet walks so, no action here.

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I've gotten a solid handful of my girlfriend's ass or breasts on several occasions. If kisses count as action I've had some of that going on too, this year.

Back up unit can fuck off FBI niggers.

A girl winked at me. Watching them lose interest as soon as I open my mouth kills me

I held hands with a girl in October but that's kind of it.

>>she's there sitting on my dick, sweaty and with her curly hair messed up
>>"She's like a sweaty, skinny pig, what the fuck did I do?"
>If I could turn back time and still be khv I would
fucking homo

My mother gave me a hug last month.

was hanging out with like 2 of my only friends just the other day and they brought their friends and some cute girls. was talking about politics with one of the qts for some reason and she gave me a tight hug telling me "i'm going to stop hate with love" and we continued talking until she tooted a line of coke.

I awkwardly side hugged a girl after walking her home after a few of us went out for the bar. Went in for the full goodnight hug and got sidehugged.

Yeah I got two hugs, so far that's the closest my body has been to another girl this year.

I was in an overcrowded subway, a girl with d cups and a 7/10 face pressed against my arm with her tits. Am i a chad now?

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Crush asked me to school dance. While there, she went off with her real friends while I sat in the cafeteria, looking at my water cup.

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>22
>still a virgin
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
>Inb4 I know she is

i saw a sideboob on the bus about 3 months ago by accident

hugged a girl and cuddled my pillow

later, virgins.

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I haven't even spoken to a woman in real life this year

I touch myself every night

probably the chubby balding guy at the airport feeling up my thighs. it was bretty nice.

>Been offerd 30$ for sex by a kind of hot gril
>Tits press hug agains my back during a festival
>Ass squeezed several times
>Decent amount of eyefucks
Too bad i lack the social skills to actually fuck a girl

The amount of normalfags in this thread.. shouldn't you be on normiebook or some shit?

i kissed a girl 2 weeks ago thats the furthest ive gotten

whole life - high-five
last year - none

Uhh last fall I got my dick sucked for like 2 minutes and almost put it in his butthole.

Haven't cared enough to do anything this spring.

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talked to a girl and then we walked shoulder by shoulder

Meet a qte at a jobs fair seemed into me. stood on her foot. I Walked away

I stuck my monster Johnson into my 32 year old gfs mommy marsh.
Stop being so fucking defeatist and go give tinder ogres your Dennys grand slam

disappointing sex

actually, also eating a candy that my crush was eating

tell the story of the cuddling, really curious about it. All the details

I gave a girl directions. I told her I hope she makes it on time.

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Girls accidentally bump into me all the time and don't recoil (might be a strong word but you get the gist) when I get close since I look reasonably attractive (autismofag inside).
So I suppose I can always go to the supermarket and brush-touch a boob or two.

I had sex for the first time last with my new GF last week. She knew I was a virgin going in and made it super comfortable for me.

I... I think I'm gonna make it.

Girl and I made out, she took off her clothes and I fingered her. Couldn't get a hard on, so we didn't fuck.
It's not fucking fair.

I got a hug from two different strangers.

I had sex last weekend.

I touched a girl's finger when handing her something once

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Got my crotch grabbed by two guys last time I went out for a drink.

Not even gay. It was some wierd joke.

Do you have bad teeth or something?

A girl smiled at me, but I think it's because I gave her a cigarette

Had sex with oneitis 4 times in 20 hours

I had sex in january with a girl that gave me a handjob at a party before
Never seen her after that
She is ugly (fairly 2/10), and a whore that had sex with too much guys and girls

Sex wasn't good, masturbating is better.
In fact I hate myself for losing my virginity to that ugly succubus

you cant fuck 2D

I looked at a girl at work when she was walking Infront of me

Fucked my wife yesterday.

i once woke my oneitis up from sleeping on the bus using a tap on the shoulder
screw you, for having shit together better than i do if you're telling the truth and if you're lying for purposefully making others feel bad

Will see her again tomorrow
We're getting a hotel together for 1 night
She's even paying for the restaurants we'll go to
And we'll go to 2 on seperate days

Got my ass licked out

I punched my bff in the tit... not like a serious punch, more of a light tap...

Paid for sex with young hookers.

I touched my peepee this morning, does that count?

Got a high five a few weeks ago.

I watched some porn. Closest I ever got to sex

Got asked what i'd like to order by a woman

Nice.
It shouldn't feel nearly as good as it does.

>held hands with a girl in my dream
Later virgins.

this year? got a kiss from a woman who said she wanted to marry me

I got back with my ex-girlfriend f her a couple of times...ruined my life again.
Kissed and touched a good friend of mine I've always wanted to f.
Had some action with a cute little girl that's always around but I just call when I'm feeling lonely (once or twice a year), she is the best sex, and very cute but I just don't feel her as in my class, I wouldn't feel okay leaving my kids with her (I don't have kids).
Ufff...now that I'm thinking about it I've had many... but none is has been worth it for me to say I want to marry that woman...my ex and she is the devil... I hope I can forget her.

I talked with a girl five months ago, the memory still makes me happy

hug, probably from a guy or my mom

I'm 30 and haven't got further than you. But it get's better, right?

Uh guess when I was on the bus a few weeks ago, it was crammed and this qt kept bumping her boobs on my arm.

Felt a bit of warmth in my heart for some reason.

also a bit in my penis

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Yesterday at the grocery store a cute 16 year old cashier handed me my stuff and then left her hand laying on top of it for a long time. I looked at her hand for like 3-4 seconds and then put my hand on hers. Then she gave me my stuff and smiled.