Can women be robots?

Wrong-o
Females are the only ones that can always get it.

>Enter a fem"""""bot""""" thread
>They talk about their boyfriends and friends
"No"
I don't even know why would want to robot, it's not meant to be a good thing.

See? They never get it.

I say some women can and thought I fit the profile until my family went on a beach holiday in Florida and my older sister gave me an old bikini. I stayed covered but got hot and soon as I took it off a bunch of guys kept trying to talk to me and show off. It was really awkward them standing there as I kept trying to cover up.

if you look closely you'll see there is no mention of being a virgin

What prevents you from getting it? Absolutely nothing.

this might be true however as a male with no charisma i would need to go for a misfigured 1/10 for physical affection, even as a 7/10 (have been called attractive by multiple people before)

i wish i could do it but i just cant see myself being with someone so much uglier

If you are physically attractive then you just need to work on your mental part a bit.

i dont know how...
i havent had any real life friends in over 8 years. i know how to come across as fairly normal towards people, i have a job, interact with coworkers and customers but i cant seem to get past boring small talk
it doesn't help that every time i start feeling more comfortable somewhere ill say something offensive/autistic and outrage everyone... i cant be myself around people
i suppose i plan on looking for therapy soon because i cant cope with being alone anymore, its either this or suicide for me

Yet more proof that women can't be robots.

Unless they are 1/10, actually deformed, or morbidly obese, no. It is evolutionary biology. Woman can have 1 baby every 9 months and has to raise it for life. A guy can make 100 babies next week and never raise a kid. Women have to be choosy and select Chad, guys have to pump as many women as possible for optimal gene spreading. The biology works where men approach women, not the other way around. Women review a dozen men, and pick the best of the bunch while men compete. So as a result women everywhere will not have a hard time finding a guy to fuck them. Long term and meaningful relationships? Not a guaranteed. But getting sex? 100 millenia of evolution made sure most average women can get dick while most guys have to compete to get the pussy. Does this mean get angry at the system and be an hero? No. Accept nature, accept the facts, lift, get a haircut, and become Chad. But no, the average woman cannot be a robot. The average man can be easily

I'm 25 and I've never had a bf or any male interested in me. But I have a job, so I don't know if I am a robot.

Obligatory: how fat are you?

I fit fembot but my body betrayed me. I usually cover up and even on the beach kept a large tshirt on but it was so damn hot I took it off. I probably shouldn't have worn my sisters old bikini either but some matronly one piece that fit my personality.

It just never occurred to me how bold and rude guys are and they kept trying to get me to stand up.

Does it really matter? I see obese girls with boyfriends all the time. My BMI is 20, so I am not that fat.

>Being a robot is a choice
I never said otherwise. Still a robot.

I feel like I am. 26 year old virgin, with no friends and never had a bf. I'm ugly and probably borderline autistic, nobody likes to talk to me for very long.

Dude sex solves everything

pretty much this, just be subtly sexist and nonchalantly chad

I cracked under my isolation and literally begged a neighbor to have sex with me and he wouldn't. I offered my virginity with no strings and he still wouldn't go there. I BEGGED and was still rejected. So don't tell me a girl cannot be a robot.

>step 1 download tinder
>step 2 get fucked by 10 different guys every day
It's literally that easy for any woman.

If you are normie with a smartphone and good social skills, sure.

Drive down to Mississippi. I'll let my cock go a few days without washing so it's good and stinky. You get a mouth full of cum and never be able to get rid of the memory of my taste and smell. I'll be gentle when taking your cherry, but when if fuck you in the ass it will hurt. I'll hold nothing back. You can be baptized into the life of a roast, just come visit me. The choice is yours.

Why is it ok if male robots don't want to sleep with sluts? Why do females have to go get dicked by the first guy they see? I don't want to lose my virginity to a one night stand.

You don't need anything as a woman. You can be an unwashed autistic landwhale and there will be many guys who still want to fuck you.
>[citation needed]
Robots do not even have the option of fucking a slut. That's the point women never seem to understand. You have options. Thousands. Any second of the day. Low men have exactly NOTHING. No option, no hope. Women can not be robots, they can't even understand the most basic of basics.

[Coughs furiously and very originally]

Attached: 1524063892666.jpg (5000x3167, 1.64M)

I've seen a bunch of people here say they only want a virgin. Doesn't that imply they're not trying with people that have had previous partners?

Then you're a robot by choice just like all the fembots.

>a bunch of guys
And you have 10 times the amount of guys talking about losing their virginity to a prostitute. These people had to sink so low no woman can it even imagine. You have no place here, you can not relate even in the slightest.

My only "standard" is that I want the guy to stay with me for more than one night, to watch a movie with me, to hug me. He doesn't even need to be my boyfriend. How is it different from guys who like said will only date virgins, or the ones who don't date women with tattoos, females who only want them for money, etc.?

I think there are more guys who only want to date a virigin than the ones who have visited a prostitute. There are male prostitutes as well, and I am considering one, as I have the money. Nothing shameful about that, I think.

If being a robot is solely based on getting laid, then you're right. I'm not one, but I do feel like I can relate most of time. People don't like me for many times unknown reasons. I've been a neet for about half of my adult life, I'm working now, but it was a struggle to find a job. I'm not smart and I'm anxious all the time. All of my socializing is done here, I talk to robots a lot. Sometimes it's good conversations other times it's dumb banter and shit-posting.

Where did I say I want some nasty guy to mistreat me? Freak. Furthermore I don't believe you are a robot, a real robot wouldn't mistreat anyone.

Sure you do, so you would be ok with dating a morbidly obese neckbeard that lives with his parents? Because most robots could not even achieve the female equivalent of that.

Have you ever tried? You know, setting up tinder, talking to guys?

Yes, I would. But I would ask him to have a shower before sex.

>Robots do not even have the option of fucking a slut.
Liar. Robots just choose not to.

I had sex with a robot once after a bad break up and will never again. He harassed me for over a year to do it again and insisted we were a couple. We were not.

They can be but they're rare.
The caveat is that I know that they'll never give me a chance despite the fact that I dont care what they look like or how fat they are.
I want nothing more to get to know, love, provide for and protect some NEET like that but I can never have it without being an asshole or ending up with some borderline who will abuse me and break my heart.

>who will abuse me
all men will abuse you at some point

I'm talking about women abusing me. And no, I am a submissive as fuck codependent, I will be the one taking the abuse, I know myself pretty well and I'd never even raise my voice to someone.

I don't have a phone, so I don't know if Tinder would even work on my computer. Besides, isn't Tinder just for sex and prostitution? I may be wrong. I have tried to talk to three guys from this board (they all ghosted me), I also try to talk to one male a week, but it just usually ends after "how are you". In middle school I asked out a guy and he laughed in my face. I admit, I haven't put much effort into dating, that's all I've done.

Why is that story not surprising in the slightest.

Unless you are hideous you should be able to find guys. Just give tinder a try, who cares if it's just for sex.

Keep looking for guys here then. We aren't all ghosts.

Are you borderline or manic depressive (if you take your meds I don't care about the mania)? Are you on the east coast US?

Yes, I think I am hideous, because I've never experienced any of the perks of being a female people on this board talk about. So buying phone just to be rejected again is not worth it.

>Have (hammy) vag

Debunked

>don't care what they look like or how fat they are
Yeah right

I wasted my time and money on ""robots"". I don't want to go through this awful humiliation again.

No, I am just autistic, that's all. I don't live there.

I don't think you understand how much of a submissive, worshipping faggot i am and how starved I am for someone to love me.
Actually, I do mind how obese you are, but only for your health. You can't be morbidly, hamplanet obese. Chubby is not hamplanet, I dont care if you're fat/chubby. But you need to be able to get off of the toilet and not die before you're 50 years old. That's all I ask.
You'd just break my heart anyways, fuck it, I'm not sure why I'm explaining myself in this thread.

Instead of tinder try dating sites like okcupid.

Women don't actually exist, user. It's all government propaganda.

Attached: 1506803161130.png (680x471, 108K)

A picky roastie has no place deciding who is and isn't a robot. So Chad didn't fuck you, very sad. If you turn down a fairly normal dude offering to gently take your cherry then you aren't a robot. You proved my point. Either come here and get fucked by me or fuck off to somewhere else.
>some guy wants me to suck his dick
>this is abuse waaaaa
It really should not be surprising that you have trouble finding a guy willing to fake being interested in you.

>Doing the "tehe I'm ugly routine"

Holy fuck just use it and get railed by some guy fuck I hate when women bull this bull shit

Jow Forums is probably your best chance. You just have to be pickier. The robots that are on the up and up.

ah, that's more reasonable.
When you said fat my mind just went to morbidly obese.

I've only tried to talk to neet wizards, because I thought the chance they won't ghost me is higher. Even desperate men ghost me, something has to be seriously wrong mith me.

No, they ghost you because they're shallow people. There's nothing wrong with you. There are robots who dont know how to approach women and you're definitely beautiful to them, but you're better off specifying location, for the sake of yourself and whoever you talk to, long distance hurts real bad when you find someone.

It's not impossible for a female to live an existence very similar to a robot, but the chances are astronomically low due to the way society is structured in addition to the limitations of female biology.

They can be robots, but they can't be incels. Any woman can get laid.

Honestly, if they are too blatantly desperate, then that's part of the issue. When someone shows an actual interest in overly desperate guys, they get paranoid and think it's a trick. Ghosting is a defense mechanism for them, so they can't get hurt again. Speaking from experience. When I was at my worst, and a girl I knew took interest in me, I didn't believe it. Thought she wasn't even a girl/who she said she was. Then I was too busy being depressed to actually be her boyfriend. Ironically, she left right when I snapped out of it, too late.

Autistic women have super high unemployment rates especially if they don't pass as NT and don't have good looks.

Having visible autism and severe schizoid at the same time can do that to someone.

This. Earlier this year, a girl showed interest in me, and I took her in a few dates, that in my mind I made a fool of myself at. I was awkward, and clearly very desperate, doing weird shit than immediately second guessing it, and I even did the classic "are you sure you like me?" Shit that people with no self esteem do. Thinking she was just being nice, just someone who doesn't know how to let someone down, I decided I'd make it easy for her and stopped talking to her altogether. This has happened with multiple women because I'm fairly good looking and almost come off like a chad in a group setting, but one on one I default to my usual no self esteem loser self.

It's not you, it's them, be a bit more forward and you'll have better luck. Once they get comfortable around you, they'll probably start being less self conscious around you.

I can confirm I did this to a cute English girl I knew

Don't know but he couldn't get it through his head I didn't like him romantically at all. I would have never gone on a date with him either.

No
But they have a pathological need to be part of everything , so that's why some claim to be.

Well, you did fuck him, you should've just explained that you are a slut and that you didn't like him romantically and just wanted to jump on his dick instead of playing mind games and not saying it directly.
You sound like a dumb borderline who's probably fucked up almost every relationship in your social group, out of spite, and if you ever got into a real relationship you'd turn on him and fuck with his head because of some perceived slight.

you said to travel to you, suck your dirty dick and put it in my butt. big no asshole

Go on lolcow, there are a ton of female robots there. However, just like robots, they hate the opposite sex

I was heartbroken from a break up and the robot just a coworker that gave me a ride to and from work. He knew I still wanted my bf, I told him so and also said not to fall in love and this won't happen again and if he tells I will deny. (he did tell everybody at work but nobody believed him)

Not "robots" no. While relatively rare they can however still feel alienated and alone. Have mental issues. Even if you think of these hordes of desperate orbiters they can get posting contact, I don't think that's any replacement for real social contact. And going out and getting pumped and dumped never helped anyone. So in that regard I think there are rare cases women do belong on here, but it's not on the same level as what I class as a robot. I just wouldn't shit on anyone who felt the need to come here. Even if they have a vagina

>just be subtly sexist and nonchalantly chad
That would never work. Also as a female you don't have to do or be anything but yourself no matter what that is and you'll still succeed. Shy, psycho, fat, ugly, doesn't matter someone will take you.

>as a female
Opinion discarded. You have no idea what you want.

You saying that we have to just be something is the point of why it's harder for men and only males can be robots, women don't have to be anything.

Nevermind, I misread what you posted and this post is original.

>Implying

They are LITTERALLY always taking about sex and relationships they had over there

Yeah, he doesn't understand that, and you're shitting on him, and you danced around it with 'dont fall in love with me'. Robots like that dont understand that there are people like you who use sex as something other than a connection between two romantic partners, and you're shitting on him for being innocent, when you're just a slut. Just tell someone like that in the future that you're a huge whore and derive your self worth from having a dick in your hole every week, especially after you just lost the last dick, and that if you're not chad enough you'll never be the special dick that enters your hole because you can't stop thinking about dick. You have to introduce them to this concept, because they're autistic and/or innocent.

I wish i had a lolcowfarm gf who'd abuse me and dominate me and tell me what a piece of shit I am, but never leave me for Chad. I'm not even bad, just kinda boring, dont know how to approach women, and chubby, and I dont hate women. I hate myself.

What are you ranting about? I see all the time you guys begging almost to have sex and I did and instead you attack me. I was emotionally venerable, grateful my coworker was giving me rides since my ex wrecked my car a week before the break up, pretty sure he was a virgin so one day as he was silent and really nervous he kissed me. I put his hand on my breast and the rest just happened. I stopped getting a ride with him a few days after than and when I knew he told everybody at work what happened. How does this make me a slut for doing a favor for him?

That's not a favor, that's the absolute worst thing you could've done. They want relationships, not a quickie. You wanted a quickie. He wanted a relationship.
>how does that make me a slut
Dohohoho, holy shit.

Your sluttiness aside, the fact that he told everyone means that he's either an asshole or a genuine autist, thats up for you to decide, I dont know him, but if he's a genuine autist you can't shit on him for being so innocent and not understanding that sex isn't something special for you and you can just do it and not really want to be romantically involved.

Hot
>tfw no "robot" gf

Ehhhh, you have to realize that robots hate sexual promiscuity from anyone. They hate "chads" (sexually promiscuous men) and sluts. If you are promiscuous you are a slut or Chad, simple as that. Now whether it's good or not to be promiscuous is different thing altogether. You may not be promiscuous at all seeing as hows you've only indicated that you've had 2 sexual partners, 1 being in the pursuit of a long term relationship. The problem is with having sex on a whim with another person who you weren't really interested in the first place. Males have been raised to believe that sex is what you get when you are in a relationship with a girl. You not getting into a relationship with him after having sex broke that , I wouldn't say norm, but preconceived societal notion of what sex is.

>You wanted a quickie
I really didn't want sex then with him or anybody but was really sad and he kissed me and he got all excited so I thought if I can't be happy at least he can be.

I beg for a gf and someone to love me, I couldn't give a shit about sex, not really. If I really wanted to put my dick in a warm hole I could find an escort, even NEETs can save up neetbux or use their parents to save up a couple thousand dollars.
The fact that you think most here only worry about their dick in a hole shows you have no idea what we're even talking about half of the time, or you think that being someone's gf is just being their cum sock.

Heres the deal: Robots want to be ACCEPTED by someone, of course being accepted romantically entails sex in the end, and have been emotionally beaten and neglected and made fun of sometimes to the point where they're bitter and don't seek this out at all.

Did I just blow your mind or are you going to come back with some bullshit about how robots are really woman haters who are angry creepy rapists because they can't get the magical pussy and suck on a tit?

You don't seem to understand, he didn't hate me, entirely the opposite. He was in love and wouldn't stop telling everybody and he would corner me and start reminding me how I felt, smelled and tasted and wanted to have all of me again. It got creepy and scary so I finally quit my job. He wrote me songs, made I luv you cards, and pics of his dick with my name in black magic marker on it. Tell me thats not weird. All of this for less than 10 minutes of sex.

I don't think robots are women haters at all and this guy fell in love. He had never even said he liked me before but he was always trying to do things for me and be nice and why I said yes when he offered to give me rides when my car was wrecked.

Of course he wanted sex or he wouldn't have kissed me first and soon as he touched my breast he started fumbling with my bra clasp and breathing so hard and veins were popping in his forehead. If he had been a bigger guy I would have been really scared.

She is pure fetish material

Regardless you treated sex as something that the giving of would have no consequences. He saw sex as having certain unspoken rules attached to the act. Sex, especially for someone who was a virgin up to adulthood, is special. They attach that act as someone finally loving or caring about them romantically. He probably felt unloved, and clung onto whatever hope he could, you gave him something to hope for, even though there was nothing for him from the beggining.