User.. take off your shirt

Right? I am ripped by normie standards, I have no problem doing this

yea, same....I want to kill myself because of this

O-ok

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>if you take off your panties

I'm a bit chubby but i'd still do it. someone's gotta be the token fat guy that takes off their shirt.

>pectus
>gyno
I live 50 meters away from the beach, haven't taken my shirt off in a decade.

"You like what you see eh ;)?"

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I'd tell her to stop spamming this question every goddamn day

No can do, r9k memed me into growing tits

Do I see a nice pectus excavatum?

nah those are just my huge pectorals. 6'3 120 lbs of pure muscle right there boy. All natty too

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Gotta hide my hairy nipples

I dont talk to women. So I guess I'd just stare at her until she left

Why must we be like this? What went wrong with our genes?

I feel your pain but I still walk around topless because I do what I want when I want
>5'8 122

I'd have sex with her but from start to finish it'd be awkward, terrible, and generally bad.

how long would it take to get to this sort of weight from a bmi on the high side of healthy - little bit fat quite strong

>Hey user, take your shoes and socks off! We're going swimming...

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that's an adonis belt not a v taber

I'd probably take it off. I take delight in how awful my bare upper body looks and how it causes normalfags disgust

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unironically my ideal but with just a lil more definition

5'9 135 lbs, I think if I start running and lose 5ish pounds I'll look like this

i have visible abs at 130lbs, im 5ft4 though

My nipples are too sensitive to sunlight.

>body hair on my torso especially chest and arms
fucking med genes

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well femanon, since you asked for it!

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I'd rather not even communicate with any non-blood related females within my 5 kilometer radius. Everyone knows that the female gender is inferior and that traps can replace them in every single way possible. If women had cute balls that I can fondle with whenever I want, then I would take off my shirt in front of this average looking lady. Traps are the pinnacle of human mentality and all of you know it. You just don't want to admit that you're gay because you see something special in a vagina.

feels bad bro i have hairy nipples too

you're just gay you fucking homo

I'd just wake up

sure, you want to play connect the dots with my backne?
kill yourself

I have this, working out over the past 4 months has made it look a bit more normal - at this point though I've just accepted it, if anything it's a conversation piece lmao

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Ah wait, I actually have the opposite, pectus carinatum.

the same thing i do in all of these situations
>who are you / how did i get here / how did you get into my house / why are you stuck in a wall

hairy torso
just end me

Nope, I'd love to crush your skull with a hammer, though!

hand over your robot ID
you may now leave
gtfo

Go back to
you flaming homosexuals.

>tfw 310 pounds with thick green stretchmarks on shitty black skin and boobs that were bigger than most girls in HS that the Chads at my school got me a bra for my birthday

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I've been preparing for this situation.

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>specific rule to not post pictures of yourself
>do it anyways
BASED