>be me
>6'1
>Have car
>Have job
>Have promising career path
>Still feel like I am out if her league
>Still love her (physically) anyways
She is just a human anyways. I wish I weren't like this.
Be me
Leo Sullivan
Logan Sullivan
This bitch looks like trash, why her?
Nathaniel Thomas
It's just a generic cakeface asian
Pass
Adrian Perez
That's the thing too. She isn't even that good looking and all i want to do is meet her,meat her,and marry her. I don't even know why but something about her is really attractive to me.
Gavin Cox
>Be me
>Be 21
>Meet qt a huge con
>qt gives me her number and calls me cool
>Later find out she is 16
>I don't care
>Qt becomes gf
>Gf won't fuck me unless we go to prom
>I relent but we gotta come up with a story
>I am now a senior from our neighboring state
>We fucked after prom
>Gf now wants to be my fiancee
Week lads I fucked up huh
Charles Sanchez
Go humble brag somewhere else.
Christopher Rodriguez
>Tfw i know tf
Samuel Hughes
literal creatura face. op are you white?
Adam Nguyen
1. You have to be at least 40% to use la creatura meme
2. Yeh. But I don't like girls who wear make up like this though. I like girls like this.
Jace Campbell
You can tell the 2014+ redditors when they start greentext with 'be me'
Josiah Robinson
Fuck this is my fetish
Asian girls with American accents
Hudson Howard
seriously not only is this retarded, its just not something people used to do
Nicholas Sanders
>like trash
How does she look like trash? That's a 7 or 8.
Anthony Brown
Just don't immediately ask her to be your girlfriend and also make yourself look presentable.
Gavin Collins
That's the thing. She doesn't even know I exist. She is just some random online girl. I want to talk to her but like her,I am just one human. A not important human at that.
Aaron Wilson
>Can't get more patriotic than this
I can actually. By not wearing any articles of clothing that depict the American flag as stated in Flag Code. Bitches need to educate themselves.
Zachary Jackson
why dont you go educate her then, fag.
Anthony Nelson
Better question is: why don't u?
Jackson Adams
who is this original semon demon
Brody Gray
Her name is Kathy Zhu. She doesn't post what you'ld think she'd post. Just a warning.
Julian Turner
>be you
>Chad scum
>go on Jow Forums
>post something
>get (you)s
Fuck you, buddy.
Michael White
>Thinks I am Chad based on one set of numbers
Found a brainlet.
Nathan Murphy
my dude thats a 5 at least.
Ethan Murphy
Personally,ide say she is a heavy 6-light 7.