/britfeel/

Ah ffs what a fucking dolt I am.

the trannys should just become tomgirls. if they need to change their entire sex, they are implying that males and females have to conform to certain gender cultures.

/comfy/ storms when?

No more heat please, had enough for 1 year.

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Ruff ruff ruff! I will eat u bitch!

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what are you NEETs spending your bennies on this week?

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HOW many pot noodles did you have?

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No idea mate. Probably just go in my bank with the rest of it.

electric lightening

Dunno desu lad I got lie 790 quid in bennies saved up already

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>what are you NEETs spending your bennies on this week?
your mum

eIectric lightening

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

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Pot Noodles are one of my guilty secrets, especially the sweet and sour.

fuel for the car, beer, food and leccy

the more i think about, the more i realise that trannys are just insecure mongs and the biggest brainlets of today.

Let em do their thing, once they make themselves infertile with the transitioning they cut themselves out from the gene pool.

Don't try to steal angry bois blanket lods

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that's a fookin teddy bear mate

>quite happy being one of the lads
>also quite happy dressing like a girl to get off sometimes
Did trannies just forget crossdressing exists, and that it's fine to be a softlad in this day and age?

Nice high quality picture. Is this on a phone?

look at that ham hock of a hand

Yes lad it's a Huawei I quite like em

no booli the chubby anons please

What version lad, that's well crisp

The mate 10 Pro quite a good phone had it for about 2 months now

Beer, sandwiches n bacci.

Nice one, cheers

For me, it's wrasslin tickets

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nice
I was singing youtube.com/watch?v=etAIpkdhU9Q
to myself on my last slavery shift at the weekend
I also love
youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss
youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI
youtube.com/watch?v=-sUXMzkh-jI

i gotta walk the dog but sitting down is good.

>tfw my galaxy s7 takes pictures that are 4-5mb in size
>have to compress them every time I want to upload a pic
Annoying desu

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Used to be huge into wrestling and never enjoyed it live desu it always looked too fake and boring when I saw it in person

There was an AMA thread on reddit linked here today, the person was a camgirl who did drugs for a year round and everyone was gushing over her. She made a killing because her ex nerd bf convinced her to take bitcoin tips years ago. Litterally all she did was show her arsehole on cam and consume hard drugs for a year and she somehow developed a loyal fanbase who even listen to her political opinons.
Blows my mind how this stuff happens r.

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its all just ego. They feel compelled to transition because they are insecure about their identity. look at crona always flapping on about wanting to be called a girl, fucking mongs, stop relying on society as a form of authority.

Probably old man dog that. He's cute

it's more fun live, I just embrace the sillyness

They're total retards desu, they didn't think long term and understand they're going to be an abomination of a 45 year old one day. This is your mind on wanking binges.

I have to do some major cleaning, but cba. might leave it till tomorrow and have an amphetamine day
*runs upstairs to get the xbone*
yeah think that's what i'll do

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lol i just ate a whole wagon wheel lmfao

Hes only 2 lol just has old man fur

They're kinda thick, they're kind round
With fluffy mallow and biscuit to be found
Under that chocolatey stuff

>still more or less remember the advert

The blue ones are shit

I'm gonna let you lot name the characters this time Yes, I will do this for each one, sorry if it gets annoying
strawpoll.me/15664927

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chicken and mushroom pie

FOOTBALL CRAZY

CHOCOLATE MAD

RATHER

>look at crona always flapping on about wanting to be called a girl, fucking mongs, stop relying on society as a form of authority.

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I saw that. Silly roastie was hiding her drug problem as 'research'

youtube.com/watch?v=8gTCaPtFqJc

do u fink if shippy get anuva black gurlfren he'll sing this wen stickin er wiv is willy
youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA

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>he's only 2
That nigga at least 40

Please name the pink girl Sagiri, thanks

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>attention whoring again

Tragic

>be about 13
>playing zombies in waw, i think it was right after the first new map was live
>duo-queuing with some other guy i met recently and played zombies with
>start it with some other random, called cedric followed by some numbers or something
>get to a level in the 20s or something
>shits getting heavy
>be the first to die
>cam switches to friend, laid out on the floor with his pistol out waiting to die
>he's just staring at a doorway leading into a hallway
>see cedric run past on the other side
>2 seconds later, there's like 30 zombies mobbed up passing by the door
>some quality benny hill shit
>both start laughing so hard i'm pretty sure we're both crying
>for weeks to come, if either of us even mention the name cedric we both start pissing ourselves laughing
>stop playing zombies eventually
>stop laughing so easily at things, the best i've experienced in the past few years is a heavy chuckle
>stop feeling good about things in general

SHOVE ME BACK IN MUMMY. I WANT TO GO BACK

>kumatora
Good to see another mother 3 fan

No euwe

>sagiri
But the pink girl doesn't want to get blacked

Friendly reminder to fix your posture lads

Should I get some beer LODS or wut

My favourite game, desu

>tfw mum wont shove my cock back in

yeah. and get me some, I cba walking to shop.
ta love

fuck lads, i'm dying for a wank, i hate this heat and my urge to bash one out

ordered a mcdonalds delivery, this is how i die alone for sure

really fucking jazzed about these chicken nuggets and a big mac though

Lemme join too. Pick us up a few bags of Doritos (blue ones, obviously) and some KitKats as well

Cheers pal

>claims to reject society
>still has an ego reinforced by society

what can i say? speaks for its self

Tfw always just freeshot my cum shot
Every wank is a mess but I wouldn't have it any other way

same lid

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Do it lidlodladdio.

How much they charging you for the delivery?

those kinds of dogs are usually annoying and smell

daschund / german shep / corgi / samoyed / lab are the master breeds

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>teenage dreams so hard to beat
youtube.com/watch?v=PinCg7IGqHg

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>mcdonalds delivery
Check your privilege lad, they don't do that here.

Even though I wasn't the most popular guy school and the school era actually gave me some really great times early on, lots of tears of laughter shed

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>2018
>a midget hosts a daytime quiz show

Truly the golden age of tv

silly question int it? get us some irn-bru while you're at it lad. cheers

they're so adorable

>people actually have relationships in real life
How weird is that. Sometimes they actually have sex as well.

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you can get it through several apps lad.

nostalgia feels? nostalgia feels.
youtube.com/watch?v=SgM3r8xKfGE

i actually hate having wanks, they never last, and the post-wank regret is the worst. feels like a waste of time and energy desu

Where do you shoot it? I shoot like 8 spurts so that would make far too much of a mess

Not me desu Iad

ye olde nostalgia
youtube.com/watch?v=oDVsIvvFtcs

Nice one matey. I remember linking this a month or so ago.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROBOTS OF /BRITFEEL/

I just want to twat that little fucker in the face. So annoying

Just aim at my stomach often shoot myself in the face on accident desu lad but I like having a good cum shot it feels like that's what the wank is leading up to

I'm the same, I cum so much I dont feel my orgasm the first time. Sucks, and if you shoot it into a ton of tissue you have to stop early and its more like a failed orgasm.

Used to do that, realise how disgusting it was now

>not shooting into a tissue and having absolute minimal cleanup and maximum comfort
state of you

don't stoop to his level user

>a midget hosts a daytime quiz show
nice

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Just ate a very tasty scotch egg lads

Bit icky lad. What I do is I set a landing strip of loo roll on my desk and just aim for that. I like seeing it fly lol