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Anyone here learning another language?

Second for loving and protecting cute shy boys.

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QOTD Since faggot OP didn't make one.

What price would you pay to get a bf? What would you do with him first? Would you pay that price again?

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i hope one day a nice strong boy snaps my neck and stomps on my limp body until i die from internal bleeding

What does it mean if looking at my own face makes my dick hard?

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What does it mean if looking at my own face makes me want to wear a mask and never take it off

Who else unironically on the brink of suicide with nobody to pull them back

Don't get catfished my bois

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Okay thanks. Legit.

Think I'll take up German again when I go back to university next semester. Was thinking of also taking up Japanese for non-weeb purposes.

How about you, user?

>What price would you pay to get a bf?
Force myself to get out and socialise more.

>What would you do with him first?
Well after we've been on few dates I'd love to have him over. We share a bottle of really nice wine, cuddle and have some intimate conversations.

>Would you pay that price again?
Gladly.

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French - I travel to the south of France with my family often and fuck me, there's some prime eye candy there. My French is alright now but it could do with some improvement. My accent is probably better than my grammar at this point. Planing on doing some immersion program in Lyon at some point too.

So, yeah, learning French. The qt French dudes are a nice plus.

Is that he highest price you'd pay user? We're talking about a BF here not a fucking chicken sandwich. Sacrifice somethin worthwhile

me
i wanna kill myself so bad and i cant tell my bf because i dont want him to worry
im trying my best but im so miserable almost nothing does it for me anymore

I guess not that much then. I know I can get one if I go out and make the effort, so why sacrifice something major?

I'd come out of the closet for a quality bf who'll be there for me when I get disowned by my parents.

I'd pay with my pathetic life to have a cute demon bf in hell.

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I'd give up a lot of my comfy existence and my compulsive addictions. I still would not work very hard or put a lot of effort into things unless those things were meaningful to me (or him), though.

>what would you do with him first
Depends on him. I'd like to maybe go to d&d groups together or something.

Just looking out for you, dont want the same thing to happen to other people

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Just french. Why do you ask user?

>I know I can get one
Overconfidence is unbecoming user. Watch yourself.

A worthy sacrifice, an old life for a new one. He will be loyal to you.

Another worthy sacrifice, although hasty it may be. Cute he will be indeed and eternally bound to you as well, but be warned hell is not for the feint of heart.

In the process of giving these things up you are shedding your old skin in a manner of speaking. Evolving in some way. I think your bf will represent that to you in some form.

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>Think I'll take up German again when I go back to university next semester.

I could help you with learning german user

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>cute demon bf
Please sop teasing me with things i'll never have.

Just carious to see if /r9gay/ has any language related hobbies.

Same reason as or something else? Also, I assume you're either a eurofag or Canadian - right?

It won't be easy, but I believe I'll find a guy I like.

Are you from the German speaking world?

Mhm,I am from germany

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lift your chin up user

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I'm always surprised at how active these threads are compare to other r9k shit

Im european. And a francophile if ever there was 1. No real reason besides that.

I am lonely and hate myself, I'd pay any price for a bf that actually loved me, first thing woukd be give him a hug

What's your affinity with android girls, user?

Any price is a large statement. There are a million things you would not suffer to have your desire. Would you cut your own tongue to have him? Slave underground for a thousand years? Endure 100 winters bare? Think before you wish user, think.

We have an innate draw, comes with the territory

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here. You fancy helping a brother out no? It'd be nice to have a language buddy.

They're loyal and would never leave you.

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>Want to suck dick
>Fucking loathe men with a furious passion because they're all evil pieces of shit
>Refuse to suck off randoms
What do?

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But they look like girls

once again I'd like to friendly remind you not to reply to anime posters, you're gonna get doxxed, catfished or milked for attention

I'd prob let him fuck me. I'm attracted to dudes and everything but not really big on the whole letting another guy actually screw me. That prob sounds stupid but yeah, there you go. I'm probably gonna have to deal with that if I ever get into a relationship with another guy anyway.

I'm bi so its okay user

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So the price you'd pay to get a boyfriend is... letting a man have sex with you? You need to study this thing a bit more user, thats not a sacrifice its a favor.

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Boys look way better and smell good and not like fish and cheap perfume. Also they aren't retarded mentally

i already got milked for attention,so its fine

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I'm not saying i prefer girls user but i still like them.

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I'm fine with topping another dude. It's bottoming that's my issue.

Ugh how could you be attracted to such a hideous creature

What's so unpleasant about sex with guys?

>tfw they're tired of the attention they just throw you away

>Boys look way better
At their peak sure. Max level man vs Max level woman and the guy wins every time, but at the lowest level or just on average? I think women beat out.

Please stop avatar fagging, not every reply needs an image attached. Between you and those that shall not be named we'll hit image limit in 2 fucking hours tops. Be considerate of your other anons.

Slight discomfort is not a sacrifice, its just a compromise. Trade something worthwhile or your boyfriend is gonna be garbage

could you please get a tripcode so I can filter you more easily?

see I probably should phrased my original post better. I'd be fine with topping him. I just have my own insecurities re bottoming.

dunno really,some are nice

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I think "average" guys look better by a mile where I am at least. But I'm English so that might have something to do with all the girls looking like troglodytes.
Yeah some are okay

Not all guys are tops/switches though.

There'd be some guys that I wouldn't be interested in bottoming for myself.

It's not just the discomfort. I've only ever been with women so being on the more passive end of sex honestly just kinda scares me. It seems too vulnerable. I know that's me being kinda of a pussy but yeah, that's how I feel.

Yeah, that's true. Some dudes are prob fine with bottoming all the time but I'd imagine most guys would expect me to take it at some point.

Even though I'm a switch, I could definitely top or bottom only for the rest of my life if I liked the guy enough. I'm sure I'm not the only one like that.

Any price? How about dropping your discord? You seem really lonely and I'm sure we'll get along well.

I would think if its something that would kill me before receiving my bf, it would be excluded. I just want a sliver of happiness in my life for once

I'd actually sacrifice a limb for a bf. I'd watch movies with him and go out for nice meals. If I had to I would sacrifice another limb even.

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How the fuck do I dress cute? I'd like to be more feminine or cute but the way I dress is so far from how I envision myself. I look either autistic or careless but not at all 'cute'.

Hey why not Neutral#7947

any comfy gaykino film recommendations?

Will the bf be loyal and loving
Because if so there is literally no price i would not pay

Swiss Army Man
While not being gay per se, its quite relatable from a robots perspective and it gives me gay vibes. Also most of it is just two lads lost innawoods talking about life, so yeah.

Pls be my German speaking bf. I already have a solid grasp of the language but don't really get the opportunity to test my skills. Not to mention German accents are cute as heck.

do not
reply
to attention whores

Hypothetically speaking, how would an individual find someone else online, with similar interests, that would be willing to become his E-BF.Hypothetically speaking.

post your contact info user

odinal

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The Way He Looks was pretty sweet

Oh I misread it as would you. Just go to places with people that share your interests are user.

So not gaykino really but this scene was when I first realised I was into guys:

youtube.com/watch?v=R6YxLCBB7SA

This.
Animu posters are the worst.

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I wish it was that easy user, but i'm either incredibly boring, or just too autistic.

>with similar interests
>boring
What ARE your interests then.

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flipping burgers at mcdonalds

>doesn't know the difference between job and interest
Sad

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Uhh.
Autistic Strategy games and writing
Like I said, boring. But i'm hoping that i'll eventually find someone that IS interested in at one of these things.

how much for 1 poopy bf thx

Marsy#5476
steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
ask.fm/Marsychan
88.130.52.111

Like I said do not contact anime posters.

what kind of autistic strategy games

>autistic strategy games
which ones?

Poopy? Wtf is going on here?

What is this. The animeposter's info?

yes
he's so retarded he doxxed himself by using guerilla

Strategy games are a pretty common interest.
In either case relationships are rarely formed around common interests and are more formed on how fun it is to be around someone.

If you're fun someone will adopt your interests and wish to know more to get closer to you or vice versa.

>do not contact
>posts contact info
Besides if they are THIS stupid they should be contacted.

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after reading that ask fm I think this might be a she
nobody asked you for your opinion juan, leave this thread

poopy bfs

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And I didn't ask for your sickening existence, but here we are.

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Paradox games.
I suppose that makes sense, but having some sort of common ground makes it easier to break past the initial awkwardness.

Why does Kryst have a trip?
Who is that person?

Simply stop being an awkward shitter.
Its pointless to have a few common ground, you're the type of faggot who manages to talk to someone for a day or 2 based on your interests and once you dry up those topics to the point of no return you no longer message them because its all you had going for you.

Because I'm better than you.

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his name is juan and he flips burgers at mcdonalds for a living in mexico
he has a superiority complex and takes advantage of vulnerable people to give him money
nobody of importance, feel free to filter him

Standard narcissist attention-whore tripfag
I've seen literally tens of them over my years on this site

What's wrong with that? I play them a lot as well.

please, please die
or at the very least least post something other than f*males if you're gonna waste the image limit

I too like paradox games. Especially EU4, when I have the time.

Why do you post female anime characters? Post male or trap ones.

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Having what feels like the best smoke of my life again lads

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What do you take me for, a faggot?
Fuck off.

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Are these people genuinely narcissists(i.e. they actually believe they are better) or is it just conscious acting to hide their insecurities?