How do I troll people in real life? Bonus points if I get away with it
How do I troll people in real life? Bonus points if I get away with it
Jose Cruz
Jason Butler
The key is to always keep cool. Never show extreme emotion. This always triggers people if they disagree with what you're saying or doing.
Gavin Thomas
You have to be alpha for IRL trolling.
John Lopez
Go to college; get a good job; and excel at your job.
pretending to be a normie may not seem like a laugh but seeing everyone consider you as being normal when you're clearly a troll to you will make life funny.
Evan Murphy
Become their employer.
Chase Wright
become a police officer.
Kevin Taylor
I need more ideas that don't involve getting a life
Josiah Morales
I asked my friend if his girl has ever been raped and he got assmad
Chase Edwards
Do subtle shit that annoys people. Never intend to troll, you must live the troll life, ascend to the troll plane.
Austin Edwards
give examples pls, master
Grayson Moore
Read a book called "Leviticus" and "Titus" in a public gathering while giving the people that you're a zealot. That'll shortcircuit their shoes!
Dominic Brown
Vandalize toilets.
Gabriel Morgan
Ignore them. Normies get irrationally MAD when you dont acknowledge their existence.
Benjamin Perry
Say nigger to niggers face in public places.
If they get pissed off, start swinging first with everything you got.
After you dominated the brown invader, stand in front of them, do the roman salute, shout "white supremacy", turn around and leave before cops show up
You are welcome
Chase Ross
Kek
Originialilo
Andrew Cooper
1. remain calm in heated discussions, state your point and wait, keep saying "I understand" but argue contrary to every point they make
2. Get unusually close to people you don't know
3. Intimate contact with strangers: pat on the back, long handshakes, hugs (not sexual assault of course)
4. pace back and forth while someone talks to you, if they bring it up just say it helps you think or something
5. Walk around with complete lack of spatial awareness, apologize profusely as you continuously plow into people
6. Use annoying ticks to provoke annoyed responses (smacking lips, sniffing, humming while people talk) Deny doing it on purpose, say sorry
7. Act super awkward to make others feel awkward, then ask if they are uncomfortable
Oliver Clark
Walk around buildings with a Vaseline container and rub it on all the door handles.
Mason Hernandez
cont
8. talk on speaker phone in public, quiet areas preferred
9. Loudly point out when you agree and disagree with people in mundane discussions
10. Prolong discussion when people want to leave
11. Tell people you have to leave when they want to talk for a long time
Daniel Garcia
based original frogposter
Gabriel Torres
>PEPE!
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Camden Williams
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Samuel Hernandez
Write trololololo on the whiteboard.
When the teacher asks who did this, make a troll face and say "problem?".
William Fisher
This, also use a permanent marker and watch the futile attempts at removal.
Kevin Collins
drive 5 mph under the posted speed limit in the left lane during rush hour traffic. you might literally get shot to death but you will cause MILES of traffic.