Fembots, please

Please stop pretending size doesn't matter. Stop pretending you don't like big dicks. Stop maintaining this eons old lie.

Size matters. You know it. I know. Robots know it too.

Attached: 42be347eb1cafd2f095fd48472248524.24.jpg (488x366, 24K)

Other urls found in this thread:

vkool.com/how-to-do-jelqing/
phallosan.com/fileadmin/doc/PHALLOSAN-clinical-study-en.pdf
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7361738
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/660741/
jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(01)64400-8/fulltext
twitter.com/AnonBabble

user, please
Stop pretending that Fembots exist

Only Americans, Jews and Modernized people really care about dick size.

So the only people worth caring about?

It doesnt matter op
I could have a foot long dick
What good is it if i dont use it?

HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR DICK SIZE 101!
There are two methods
A.) the safest and more proven way to have a longer banana is mirco-tearing. The basic premise is when a guy's dick is stretched enough to "scar" the penile tissue, their body naturally tries to heal the surrounding area, thus leaving him a longer dick. You can achieve this by Jelqing* or using a Phallosan** (Several people have reported that Bathmates improved their girth) .

Cons: As you might imagine, this takes forever to get decent gains because of how slow the body heals under normal conditions. This method also doesn't give you new nerves rather span them out, so it can potentially make sex less fun.

B.) The more risky method. Would applying Testosterone cream or DHT cream*** on the benis help obtain penile or clitoral growth? It doesn't work unless the participate uses a supplement that upregulates their androgen receptors. One should take a peptide to up-take their androgen receptors to somewhat simulate puberty**** (an aspect of it), like IGF-1, to fix that. Then this shall work. (however, you must cycle).

Cons: For most countries, it's illegal to consume peptides or T-cream unless you have been approved by the government. This hasn't been proven on otherwise healthy people. What we do know about individuals with high DHT/Testosterone is that; they're more prone to prostate cancer, live shorter lives, and develop male-patterned baldness. And this is likely why doctors don't prescribe this to their patents, it's too dangerous. altho, it's your life I guess.

*vkool.com/how-to-do-jelqing/
**phallosan.com/fileadmin/doc/PHALLOSAN-clinical-study-en.pdf
***ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7361738 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/660741/
****jurology.com/article/S0022-5347(01)64400-8/fulltext

Its magic crystals all over again

Reported. Uriginal.

>applying Testosterone cream or DHT cream*** on the benis

don't do this it creates mustard gas in your balls

The problem is, when a femanon says size matters, all the robots take that to mean every woman will break up with a guy who isnt chad horsecock

Women have needs too. Deal with it.

who gives a shit about size when face is all that matters, attractive face >>>>>>>>>>> everything else

What I mean is that most women do have an ideal size (which is generally an inch or two above average). There is usually an upper limit above which sex becomes painful and unsatisfying. Also, robots overestimate the importance of size. It matters, but not enough to break off a relationship unless she is a size queen or really shallow.

Don't you have to do kegels too?

stop acting like dick size matters when you're a pathetic neet who can't talk to women let alone fuck them. dick size doesn't matter. you just don't know what foreplay is.

fembot here, big dick is a nice surprise and very welcome but it's not a deal breaker unless he's got a micro-penis

Attached: 1369783258696.jpg (899x898, 114K)

Why exactly does it feel so good to have a big dick in you?

Thats why you should convert to Islam and stop caring about kikes and roasties

Attached: betule sairafi 14.jpg (200x200, 7K)

So if a guy had a bigger dick than your bf, would you fuck the hung guy, as long as your bf wont find out?

That doesnt justify the cheating that is further amplified by the female nature of being dishonest/manipulative/irresponsible

I'm a straight guy, so this I just a guess, but I think that dick size is a lot like tits. sure, to a certain extent bigger is better, but after a point it becomes too much, and you aren't fucked just because yours isn't huge, as most guys are in your boat. Now if you have a dick that is less than 5 inches, yeah you might have some problems. even then though, you'll still be fine unless you literally have a micropenis

>I think that dick size is a lot like tits
Couldn't be further from the truth.
For every variation of woman, there is a large group of guys who would love to fuck her. There are men who rave about flat chests, but you'll never find a girl who wants a small dick.

Aristophanes wrote of how the ideal greek man had a small penis in his plays you pleb. The bible refers to the size of the lovers of one woman's genitals. You are a pleb if you think caring about dick size is just a modern thing.

what are some good coping strategies for when you're a dicklette?

Truthfully women who describe their boyfriends as "Average" or "large" rarely are dissatisfied with their partners size. Maybe they might want something a little different but they can buy a dildo. There are a fair number of women who actually prefer average, although there is more demand than supply for large. I think one has to realize how practical average is on a day to day basis, less soreness, less prep, less fuss, you can get things over with in 10 minutes.

That one study that says "85% of people are satisified with their partners size"? If you dig into the data you will fine 6% of women describe their partners as small and SIXTY-EIGHT percent of these women desire a larger size. I've got to think the low amount of women reporting their partners size is partially them being generous about how big their partners are, and partially that small men aren't getting laid.

You're not fucked if you don't have a big penis. If you have a penis a woman considers small.

Almost, it's like pussy tightness, a tight pussy is exactly the same thing as a big cock, apart from pussy tightness isn't visible. A pussy that is extremely tight it is like a huge cock, it can actually be painful and difficult for both partners. A pussy that is too loose is like a small cock, too loose and it might not provide adequate stimulation. The fact is that most people are within the range that it doesn't really matter, it's actually quite difficult to feel the difference. It is only at the extreme ends of the scale were problems occur, and even then there are work arounds.

This is the gospel, anything else different you have ever read is bullshit.

This is a meme, as others are saying, men are into flat chests a lot more than society makes it seem like.

Try to find small chest porn, you will find a ton of it. Try to find small dick porn, you will see none of it.

post more huge cocks

getting ED, the post

Oh wow someone who posts sources! Good on ye!

Third source: "The greatest growth response occurred in prepubertal male subjects with a minimal response in postpubertal male subjects."

This has been a theme in your sources and in my opinion suggests that the results demonstrate efficacy in subjects within a narrow time frame of their lives.

Endocrinology cannot be so easily boiled down to "take testosterone supplements and get big". It's a rather complex field.

Anyone considering anything along these lines ought to consult a doctor with a medical degree. Anything else would be foolish.

Yes, yes, this is all true, but what counts as large?

Attached: SoloShrug.gif (453x256, 976K)

I have never had a penis inside of me but I really crave the feeling of having something inside my body.
The only thing that has been in my vagina are my fingers but they do not reach very far at all.

It is just the desire to be full/complete since when we get horny our vaginas feel empty.

it just does, it feels natural to be stretched out a bit

no, take your cuck fantasties back to pol

Attached: 1501843382083.jpg (575x766, 89K)

>a woman will never tell you youre the biggest and best shes ever had
>a woman will never ask you to go to victoria secret with her and pick out cute panties for her because she wants to look hot for you
>a woman will never buy a huge dildo and practice riding it, so she can ride and please your big dick better
>a woman will never practice deep throating huge objects so she can get rid of her gag reflex and impress the hell out of you when she sucks your enormous dick
>a woman will never send you nudes every morning when you wake up because shes so in love with you
>a woman will never give you a free pass for being a scumbag, jobless, moneyless, abusive , a liar, cheater, all because you have a perfectly big cock.

nope. we will NEVER experience this stuff. we will never be loved or have gf's, and its time to accept that! we ARE going to die alone, having never experienced the greatest things life has to offer

I love how fucked up you are. How many men have you slept with?

How big are your robot dicks

Mine is pretty damn big. I don't have a gf to appreciate it though.

7", no exaggeration.
I say no exaggeration cause 7" is the go-to size for dicklets to claim they have.

>less than average is already a problem
>size doesnt matter
hmm>

8 if bone pressed on a good day but even then it doesn't look big on me

Bone pressed doesn't mean anything.

Let's talk about something important: Arousal.

In certain books about female sexuality, it is demonstrated that women often find themselves aroused in inappropriate situations and even achieve climax faster and stronger with a partner to whom they are not in a relationship with. This is at the core of female biology and is something that cannot be changed. Penis size plays a factor, but often the physical fitness, facial features, risk-taking behavior and other factors play a bigger role.

So the question is: what is your strategy to not get cucked? Females have a higher fertility rate when cheating due to the stronger orgasms bringing the semen deeper into their wombs. What strategy do you use to not get stuck raising some 'bad boy's child?

What is bone pressed? How do you measure it?

Bone-pressed is when you jam the ruler into your pelvis into the bone. This doesn't give an accurate measurement obviously, cause you aren't able to use that extra length.

Men lack the understanding of exactly what aspect of sex gets a woman off so this conversation will always be pointless.

One of you, preferably the virgin, be my qt femanon gf

If you feel the urge to discuss this enough to post your tidbit of bait, take your (you) and go ahead and dump some google search results along with your opinion. Who knows, maybe a change of subject could improve this thread marginally

Dick size does matter to the point that you don't want a micropenis. Other than that it's really a meme.

Here's the truth that none of the size queens in this thread won't tell you. If you get to the point where she is consensually seeing your penis you have already won

:3
want to consensually see my discord user

>be in a lecture hall with 400 students in it
>realize at least one person in the room has a micropenis

what the fuck

oh and also theres like 10k people who go on r9k daily

which means that there's 50 people on here with a micropenis

I've managed to get laid 5 times. Have a 3.75" dick.
None of them wanted a relationship even though I have a decent job, am fit, square has.
There is such a thing as too small and under 4 inches is it.

With some work I can get a woman but can't keep one.

I might, what kind of discord do you have going on robot?

there are different kinds of discords?

Well I guess I was just asking what goes on in yours?

please stop acting like you know women

what would go on in my discord? instant messaging services aren't like night at the museum when I log off

Roastie, he wants to message you directly, not invite you to some server.

You keep pretending you don't like big dicks sweet cheeks.

im going to ask the doctor to cut my big toe off and sew it onto the end of my dick so i can get much needed 2-3 extra inches

Sorry I thought you meant you had like a discord group set up or something.

My brain isn't working well today.

nice e e e f f f g g g

Oh shit I just put this together. I'm not even a girl lol.

But then how will you toe fuck a girl? Always a trade off user.

I bet the nail would be great for clit stimulation

But I am. If anons want to send me their dicks I will compliment them.

[email protected]

be my friend

Leave an email and I'll consider blessing you with a picture of my eight incher.

Why not just post a discord so robots can send their juicy dicks to you?

Sorry I don't send dick pics. You'll have to find someone else.

Id rather have a very wide 13 inch dick with my current looks than 10/10 looks with my current dick

Choose your boyfriend, femanons.

Attached: does_size_matter.jpg (640x470, 39K)

only 15 or so, and I'm not a sizequeen who searched out hung guys either but I've had 2 really big ones

Attached: 1416621264820.jpg (2281x1685, 303K)

will you be my qt slut femanon girlfriend?sip

>only
>15

Hot.

Got an email?

I hate that penis because it's cut

Why do you prefer uncut dick?

>no email
baided agen

if youve been with 16 guys that means you've seem some smaller ones obv

can anyone here talk to me like i just showed them my 13 inch long 8 inch circumference horsecock

keep your abomination away from me

>only
>15


Just to put you back in your place, you're a slut.

But i somewhat respect honest sluts, they are quite chill.

I only have a 5.5" dick and never had a problem getting laid but I'm also fairly good looking. It's more important that you're good in bed and know how to get your partner off.

But if the dick is small she literally does not feel anything? She might as well just use a dildo or a vibrator

Yes yes very nice Steve. Now, lay back down in bed and take these pills, they will help keep the delusions away.

>The basic premise is when a guy's dick is stretched enough to "scar" the penile tissue

Sounds like a great way to get chronic inflammation of the tunica albuginea.

my name is Steve irl........

I know, you have told me several times. It can be hard to remember, but you have to focus. Just lay down and take these pills, they will help.

it's actually Stephen

Fembots. I don't mind you preferring big dick but it terrifies me that you all secretly want to be ravaged by black men. Not even joking.

White people post this race baiting. You sat down, and deliberately chose to post this. You're sick in the head, and are a cancer on this board. Fuck off

I've never had sex, so it really doesn't matter to me. I have no previous experience to compare, so how could I care or even know if it's small or large?

would you post your interests and potentially be my friend

Post more enormous dicks in tiny hands please

>tfnally got to have sex with a woman a few years ago
>have a short stubby grower for a dick
>at first she's visibly disappointed
>it grows
>only 5 inches long but as thick as a C battery
>still disappointed, I go soft because I felt shitty
>tfw she comforts me, saying it's okay and how she wants me to cum for her until I got hard and then she gently rode me to a premature ejaculation while I suckled her tits
Very confusing desu

dick size doesn't matter but knot size does

be my qt beast girlfriend pls

No one says it doesn't
I've touched one dick and I can tell it matters

what are the things you do for fun daily?

If I'm alone Vidya, various boards
Basketball playoffs are on right now, so that's decent background noise / entertainment