Brother is having his first baby soon

>brother is having his first baby soon
>mom says I have to send him a text
>have no idea what to say
help

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Hey bro, I hope your baby doesnt come out half black or retarded. Gl

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Send mazel tov

>Have fun raising my kid.

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please do this op

you guys are so bad -_-

be honest and say that you don't have a clue what to say and ask her if she can do that for you

"Hopefully it's yours. haha"

>just say congratulations :^))
That's awkward af.

>brother is having his first baby soon
is your brother mtf or ftm?

I hope it's a girl cuz I'm a pedo.

may your first child be a masculine child

ask him if it has downs

He's your brother why is it so awkward?
and if your ties are bad just gongratulating isnt as awkward as you think. Pretending to care is.

> if your ties are bad
No. I'm just autistic and don't how to socialize.

Say
>Hey ______ (whatever you call him, preferably a pet name like bro), can you tell her to squeeze harder. I am itching to be an uncle
Or if it is like any day now
>Hey man, am I an uncle yet?

>Mom says I should text you so congrats on your new car, I guess
Be the cool chad who doesn't even care

His son was actually born 3 days ago and I couldn't bring myself to write him. Now it's even more awkward.

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>can you tell her to squeeze harder. I am itching to be an uncle
*he wrote while eating a bowl of eggs*

>sup bro I just heard you had a baby. GZ bro, don't be afraid to take him over to my place few times a month, I am really good at taking care of kiddies!

or just
>gz bro

Hey Name. You've been a great brother and I know you're going to be an even better dad. Congratulations. I hope it's your's.

drop the bro send
>gz

Why send a text if it's popping out soon? Like what's the point of that I could get if his gf/wife was in labour or if she gave birth alreasy