There's ZERO reason for an incel to not to kill themselves

I had tried suicide years ago. Considering it soon don't worry.

The west has literal animal brothels. Stop projecting your own fetishes on others.

I'm not interested in what you jack off to, but thanks anyway.

We do?

gross
i'm guessing you know because you've been right?
How is sheep pussy?

I know they exist the same way you know sex with women exists, because we've read about it.

Everything you read on the internet is both true and common

Only incels have creepy fetishes. Where does it say I'm a Chad.

>youtube.com/watch?v=qGeRMdJI5IA

Imitating the prophet 1400 years later. Islam truly is the preserver of tradition.

holy fuck, they shouldn't just blown them the fuck up

we do?
thats unf gross as fuck, tell me where right now

There's no reason for anyone to not kill themselves, it's the only logical choice to make in this meaningless world. Sex, like everything else is just a distraction.

Better to not to be born in the first place imo.

>youtube.com/watch?v=qj94wnsiPIs

>tfw your wife is so ugly underneath her curtain that you resort to fucking donkeys
>tfw this is such a widespread problem your fellow S A C R E D W A R R I O R S do it alongside you

The beauty of life in Mudslime land.

you could alteast become a heroine addict and enjoy that for a brief time

Overdose by heroin would be best.

you gotta enjoy it for a bit first

The cure for being an incel is to dress for success.

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>liveleak.com/view?i=008_1443844876

>tfw Allah lets you tenderize your goat with your dick before slaughtering it the halal way

Islam is the patrician religion.

Care in your personal appearance is good advice, but is only 1 part of a bigger picture

nobody should expect this to be a 'cure'

Not all Muslims can afford little boys, user.

well if your only goals in life are buying groceries, fucking hookers or having a gold digger wife, because this is what you listed, you should probably try finding a different goal
if you cant, well go ahead, nobody is stopping you, pretty sure you have 0 intellectual pursuits too

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True post respectful sir. Your distinguished post changed my mind. Now I want to have sex with large African men instead.

>b-but drugs
This one isnt wrong or right. I have evry intention of killing myself but ive decided to spend my last few months or even a few years being as hedonistic as possible, mainly with drug use. I use 4-6 drugs every day and it at least gives me something to look forward to. Ive overdosed twice and had seratonin syndrome once so its also pretty likely the drugs will save me the trouble of shooting myself. Next on the to try list is heroin
So imo its worthwhile for some robots (stop saying incels ffs) to use drugs heavily until they later on decide to kill themselves.

But then youd have to commit crime to afford your habit and land in prison.
Kys is easiest option.

xDDDDDDDDDD OWNED

Lexapro overdose?
Edgy af why not skip on it and do methadone with oxy?

I'd do gay sex if it made me happy but it just doesn't work for me.

find something that does then

So, west Poland?

Nothing does I tried for years.

i felt like this, all though im still pretty young, it passed for me probably for that reason
shrinks never worked for me, because i see the patterns they try to pull, but if you find a good one stick it out with him, try
dont be bored for 50 more years, im sure theres something you can offer, not everyone is useless, all though some people are beyond help, and thats rarely people on here, its usually normies

Nope. Poland is western EU compared to this place.

Mid 30's. Try harder with your armchair therapy.

pretty sure youre the one that needs to try, im not trying anything
you should write off most shrinks because they suck, since its so easy to get the degree
do whatever you want, spam the board everyday if you want, feeling so bad for yourself to the point you become a nihilist is a pretty sad thing i guess, so i guess whatever makes you happy is alright but i dont think youre doing ANYTHING productive here, and your post is all about being "productive" in some way
youre saying how being productive is a bad thing i guess but your only arguments are "i cant, im 30, i cant"
if you believe in something as much as you probably believe in this shit above, someone would think youd have better arguments

(different user)
you're correct, but I feel like you've never dealt with severe depression.

it sucks, and takes your ability to help yourself away.

My cherries and wine,
rosemary and thyme.
And all of my peaches are ruined ... bitch

i never did, i mentioned above i felt somewhat like this guy did, but for maybe 6-8 months and it wasnt AS bad
i get where hes coming from, and i get that its hard, but normies are the one beyond help
theres a reason they like to act depressed

i reverse searched the lyrics and they are from a lana del rey song? unless she quoted them from somewhere?
i really hope youre not op lol

I am op 100% for sure.
10/10 Google skills respectable sir. Make sure your children learn to use it too.
Listen to the song maybe you get the reference. Either society needs hard working progressing implacable individuals as you sir. Keep up the good work I am sure you will meet the woman of your dreams while filling up the tank of her car with fuel.

Let your doctor know that antidepressants aren't improving your mood and just make you sluggish. Say that you want to try stimulants since you feel you need the energy to become more active.

They'll start you off on something else, and to be honest it helped me a good deal - still on that - but I also got something most can't get their hands on. It's been the only thing getting me out of bed lately. It's important to have a fire under your ass to make you improve yourself.

Don't fall for the weed or shroom meme. It feels good but it ruins your drive. Your drive is all you are worth.

I'm no expert, and I'm not a raging success, but compared to myself 10 years ago I've really improved. From weight, to grades, to life goals, I've become a different person.

I believe life has no inherent meaning, you have to make your life meaningful.

I want to make passionate anal sex with you.

pretty sure your replies say it all, im trying to discuss shit with you and youre trying to "own" me and quoting me shitty pop music for tumblrgirls

Hs aged dark skinned male virgin without a car nor a job living with parents telling me about weight lifting, confidence, work ethic, infinite possibilities from the other side of the globe. Keep it. When I was in my 20s I wasted years on armchair gurus like you online on a ton of places.

>The more you know the more neurotic you'll become
That is a good tip, I recently watched a TED talk which explained that immersing yourself in "second-hand" knowledge without trying yourself is builds tension and lets you down in the end, because learning new things means feeling stupid or inadequate, and thats much faster and unavoidable anyway.

>Have fun being stuck with no free time to the point you gotta order your groceries online while working.
hyperbole.
>drugs
Life is a drug. Fuck drugs. I suppose shrooms might be in their own class, but uppers and downers is just instant gratification without the benefits you would get if you worked for them.

>But is there a way to get taller, keep your hair, exercise your ugly face
Even if someone is horribly deformed, they could still do service to humanity. Of course, in an incel's case that is desperately lonely and loathes women as a result, I suppose that is unrealistic. However, humans get used to *anything*, and ugly incels will, too.

>guess where I'm posting from
Are you a local or a westerner tho? I'm assuming you're a westerner, but if you aren't, then they might be more inclined toward a westerner. I guess I'm probably wrong, maybe I watch too many movies. But, in the case of open-minded women, I should theoretically be correct.
>If you are incel pls kys nao. No hope
I'm not an incel, but I am a 27 yr old virgin. How is this thread about incels? You haven't tackled any of their defining ideology. This might as well be about virgins in general. Should I kill myself because I'm assburger mom spaghetti and I prevent in many cases close contact/relations with another human being? Ridiculous. I have things to tell, things to fight for. Sex is just one thing. It does make me sad though...

>online
the true problem has been identified.

go outside

if they told you to "give up because youre never gonna do anything anyways" you would blame them too
youre in charge of your life if youre 30, get the fuck out of here with the "gurus" shit and grow up
pretty sure a guru wouldnt tell you this, but youre a manchild drowning in pitying yourself
die miserable, i wouldnt give a shit, its really your choice if you want someone else to care

The only reason incels haven't killed themselves yet is because they don't know what they're missing because they have never had it. They think sex feels slightly better than jerking off with your hand or using a masturbatory toy. They have never held a woman in their arms, have never felt the soft touch of a woman, the kissing, the scene, the heart beat and blood flow, the clothes coming off, the touch and then of course the actual fucking, the noises she makes, the soft moans, the breath etc.........if they could just experience that once, but knew they would never get it again.....incels would be jumping off buildings.

harsh but true

originaloo

white women likely do this with dogs at a higher rate than afghaniggers do with goats.

In the end we're all just passing time until we die. You can fill that time however you choose depending on your limitations. No point hurrying up to the time of death when it's going to come eventually.

i am fucking insufferable, and i found a girl im with for about 2 years now
they are treating girls either like actual gods or like cumdumpsters, thinking thats what chads do
this is why they will never find anyone, now instead of ranting to their girlfriend they are ranting here calling people "online gurus" for giving them reasonable advice, but hey its all good because we've been had for actually trying to do something instead of crying for your own common problems
they are weak and pathetic, and if they admited that to themselves they actually would get better

I wanted to die because of solitude. Now I had over 50 partners. Had good sex. Had bad sex.
Now I want to die again before I turn into an old cripple.

I appreciate the gesture, but am not open to that sort of thing.

Stay safe.

Now you are pissed people don't listen to you. Not only are you a fake guru but you still are caught up in hs thinking thoughts along words matter in the end.

Lmfao anyone who thinks this is a joke never Google "Art of Zoo".

pretty sure im pissed because you are a retard, wasnt your original post just that? you ranting because you think some people are retards?
youre the one that gave "advice" and went angry after people didnt listen to you
so are you by your definition a guru?

Wise words dear distinguished sir. Will carve them on my chest to see them every morning in the mirror.

>they are treating girls either like actual gods or like cumdumpsters, thinking thats what chads do
reminder that chads do in fact treat girls like cumdumpsters and have women flocking to them. it's about attractiveness, incels are ugly. that's it.

it's just sad how western men make fun of afghanis for fucking goats when most western women are probably getting fucked by their dogs. I bet at least 20% of women have done so

You are right you changed my mind. I don't want to kill myself anymore.

Nah I'm not being deep. It's just the facts as I see them.

i agree i phrased that badly

what a comeback

>Sex, like everything else is just a distraction.
Then I'm happy to keep on being distracted.

Another thing that is keeping incels alive is that most of them still have hope, even if they deny it. Especially the ones in their early to mid 20's. Once a man loses hope, he won't be around for much longer. This world will eat you alive. Many will turn to opiates to cope, a lot will be alcoholics. Its a cold world out there and if you couldn't get your dick played with in your absolute physical prime as a man, the odds ain't looking good my man...

I mean, even guys who used to get laid easily start having a harder time in their 30's. Everyone ages, everyone slows down. 50+ hour work weeks will not leave much time to chase tail, bills come first and need to be paid. What will the incel do? Its like being 30 with no work experience trying to land a good job. What are you going to do?

You can still sell shit if you have talent to it but otherwise you are finished. A guy in his 30s without a wife is broken.

>A guy in his 30s without a wife is broken.
i'm 33 and no married and i'm not broken

In fact my value has only gone up (education and good job)

In contrast my buddy who is basically a real life chad, used to get pussy left and right. He is now 36 and cannot get a meaningful relationship because he is now too old to pick up the naive dumb young girls he once did.

He bangs some pretty gross looking older women now.

You're 33 and posting here, so yeah you're a little broken at least. And that good job only makes you a good little beta provider. As for your friend? Nobody is really "chad" at 36 years old. We all have to grow up someday.

>you're a little broken at least.
nah i'm just between meaningful jobs and have too much free time currently, but thanks anyways

>We all have to grow up someday.
That's the problem, he didn't
It is the folly of chad, they don't learn anything and then they stop being chad in the eyes of women. Old chads are sad.

Chad got laid with looks.
His looks turned to shit so did his women.
But you got "high value" yet no woman.
Well whatever you say buddy. Keep coping.

Just get yourself a Chinese gf.
Seriously.
I'm not memeing.

I was a 28 yo virgin until 5 months ago. Started to study some Chinese for fun and registered on language exchange apps (should maybe mention I speak a popular European language).
Immediately had tons of qts messaging me.
One cute 20 yo was hitting pretty hard on me, always going on about how she's in love with my intelligence and maturity. Tbh that isn't really hard considering how gay and retarded Chinese boys that age are. I still thought she must be some gold digging hoe, especially when she went on explaining how she wants to basically have a 1950s kind of family with me.
Well, we started video chatting and while I had my autism issues in the beginning I always managed to excuse my awkwardness with cultural differences.
Eventually I visited her in China, we banged, had great chemistry and for the first time in my life I actually feel like I might have kids and a somewhat decent future.

You can still make it my dudes.

>But you got "high value" yet no woman.
WRONG MOTHER FUCKER
I have a top notch women now. Smoking hot, makes way more money than me, nice, loving, loyal, loaded parents. I started dating at the end of grad school.
I know you won't believe me, but I don't give a fuck

lol

This is my cue to leave.
Keep being an angry hater.
Later faggot

no need to lie bro I know its a tough subject

Here's where you're wrong OP
>video related
youtu.be/MEBw9qI31hA

Should maybe add that she's actually from a wealthy family (most chinks that study foreign languages are) and planned to study in my country soon anyway. So it's not some green card thing.

i'm not lying
but I do feel like I hit several jackpots at the same time

>between meaningful jobs
Le job market. Just fucking lol.
Haven't worked for years. I live off dividends that's how I pay for hookers.
Can't believe I even bothered arguing with a fucking taxi driver again bragging about the "American dream" and protestant work ethic from his 200usd cellphone from the wifi at McDonalds.

you're 33 and posting here. Good luck in life bro.

No guy in that position would ever find this place. Let alone post for nearly 2 hrs. You left because you are yet another ethnic shit full with macho fantasies.

The American dream is a hustle

lol, your head is just full of garbage

I'm a postdoc and my position starts in a month.
Academia is hard and bureaucrats make all of my important decisions.

but whatever makes you feel better about your NEET ass drain on society

Show her this site. Quick.

I have 8 doctorate degrees. Sipping 20yo brandy on my yacht. Will climb Mt. Everest in the weekend.

Thank you sincerely for working for me. We need you.

protecting much? a 3 decade world view isn't the world. you've only thought and experienced 0.0001% of this billion yr old planet

*projecting
Nigger give back the phone to the owner of it.

i'm actually ok with that.
We need to move out of the paradigm of 'I need my job for working'

I am in favour for countries to implement a universal basic living payment to all citizens.

Then you guys can buy your robot waifu's and hookers, and I can keep earning more money and do my thing

That's pretty much what NEETbux is but only for those of us with mental illness or the physically disabled. I wouldn't be opposed to it for everyone. I do think we need a wealth cap because there's a certain point where a very small group of people can have more than they ever need to a degree where they're just competing for the number over what they can ever need out of pride. Make the wealth cap high enough that you'll never want for anything and I don't think people could really complain about it..

>wealth cap
I don't know about that, but we should have higher taxes for the ultra rich and tax evasion penalties should scale with what bracket you are in (mandatory jail time for top tier).

>I know you won't believe me, but I don't give a fuck
You might as well have just typed "I'm a lying faggot", as it had pretty much the same effect.