I spend most of my time on a computer, so playing games and browsing the web get boring pretty fast so I started drinking water seriously. I went to 3 different stores and bought a bottle of pretty much every kind of water. around 15 bottles and I choose the best one design and taste wise. (the national spring water was my choice)
And I bought a bunch of small water bottle of that brand that I drink throught the day.That's my hobby, I enjoy it : buying them, drinking them and opening/closing them feels nice.
inb4 >xdlol everybody drink water
No, I drink (tap water) the classic way when I eat (morning, lunch, diner) and in a glass.
Drinking when you don't really feel the need is totally different. It's a way to occupy my mind and it's healthy. The only downside is that I pee around 10-15 times a day.
do you ever piss yourself from drinking all that water?
Tyler Howard
No I just piss directly into my mouth directly from the comfort of my chair
Michael Brooks
i was about to ask if you ever piss into your own mouth. this is fucking creepy, i'm leaving Jow Forums.
Cooper Foster
i fucking love water, been hooked on this shit for years, you cant beat it
Nolan Wood
>I went to 3 different stores and bought a bottle of pretty much every kind of water. around 15 bottles and I choose the best one design and taste wise. (the national spring water was my choice) >And I bought a bunch of small water bottle of that brand that I drink throught the day.That's my hobby, I enjoy it : buying them, drinking them and opening/closing them feels nice. >No, I drink (tap water) the classic way >bottle of water >tap water
are you drinking bottled water or tap water?
Nicholas Ross
leave for a glass of water, sounds like you need it
Connor Foster
8 litres is a lot of water, holy shit, I drink 6 litres a day and I go to the gym and sweat my ass off, and then go to work and walk for 8 hours, then go back to the gym and sweat my ass off before bed, and I only need 6 litres. For sure though, if anything you're kick starting your own metabolism by doing this and using more energy.
Thomas Hughes
fuck this post is almost as retarded as keto
Lincoln Reed
Your body uses more energy to move and excrete water, user, than it would it you hadn't drank all that water. Do you think bladder function is some sort of perpetual motion machine? Slightly more, but you definitely burn more.
Jose Gutierrez
ok how many calories (a unit of physical energy) does your body expend per unit water consumed
ill give you a hint: the value above (we will call it "x"), when divided by the calories in a single grape "y" is as follows: (x/y) < 1
Jaxson Jones
Also same goes for larger portions of unprocessed protein. 30g of egg and 30g of whey are not equal, you will use more energy digesting the egg. Slightly more, but it adds up, just like eating a single cookie everyday adds up. LOL Fuck off retard ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14671205
Zachary Wright
stay fat and weak dude "but mom i drank a bunch of water so my tendies got cancelled out"
I drink between 1.5 and 2 gallons of water per day and if i counted a single calorie from that for my cut i'd be nearly as retarded as you
Xavier Gonzalez
according to your 14 sample study you're burning 300 cals/day from your water consumption that shouldnt be counted in baseline TDEE because...??
lol...
Jacob Butler
I've lost 60 lbs since November and have 180 lbs of lean mass I've preserved in the process. I never said anything about that? I said you certainly burn more. Slightly more.
Levi Lewis
ok let me hit up the director of biochemistry at my uni for a study of the thermogenic effects of masturbation so i can tell people on the internet that jerking off is the secret to weight loss
PS keep benching 2pl8 with ur ass 8 inches off the bench dude "we're all gonna make it"
Kevin Collins
>not drinking 15 litres of crystal custom alkalized super low PH water daily
it's like you guys don't even want full bladders and bloated bellies and to feel like you're starving every moment you're awake.
Jaxon Wright
I pissed in public today. Thought I was being slick, waiting in a line. Got out went behind a truck. When I got back in line I noticed the HUGE piss pool, and clearance of the truck, everyone saw my stream, man.
David Reed
I squat 4 pl8 for reps 3 days a week, and my form for 2 pl8 bench is just fine. No one said its the secret to anything. I said it kick starts your metabolism and burns slightly more.
Leo White
you're gymcel average 3 days a week? I just jizzed my panties
Tyler Mitchell
how do i find a hobby like you OP?
Liam Reyes
Does chewing gum burn calories, fucktard? The answer is yes. Acknowledging that it does doesn't mean chewing a shitload of gum all day is the secret to weight loss. I go 6 days a week, 3 days are power rack days. Fuck off, retard.
Christian Martinez
your hobby is literally drinking water? lmao
Leo Wood
"Fuck off retard"
listen dude as your fitness exploration goes from the months to the year+ point you'll figure out how silky you're being right now
but its ok, when i was a newbie i also had wacky misconceptions about fitness and calories like you--but you can't fix that! just part of being nooby i guess
i wish you the best man, youll grow up soon :)
Charles Edwards
Since you seem like a water veteran, what is the best way to avoid estrogen in water? Do you know any bottled water brand with no BPA in it?
Ayden Diaz
>chewing gum literally doesn't burn calories lmao Just like protein is better unprocessed when you can swing it, and how chewing gum burns calories, drinking cold water and passing more water through your system kick starts your metabolism a bit. Not that metabolism differs much between people, realistically, the "I can eat anything" is still governed by TDEE. I dont know why you are so angry, you sound like a leglet who can't even squat 1r5pl8 .
Ryan Roberts
hey man i'm not the one who keeps saying "fuck off retard" but when i was new i had a more experienced friend help me figure out the basics. in your case i guess you're in for a bit longer "wacky trendo" period without such an acquaintance, but if you stick with it you'll get it someday!
good luck user i wish you the best
Liam Lewis
Its not a trendy thing, and there's no harm in OP drinking more water even if it didn't expend calories, as long as he doesn't hit the ld50, which isn't practical. And yeah, that's what I thought. When atg 4 plates tomorrow for reps I'll be thinking of you. My thoughts and prayers are with your legs, bb.
Bentley Russell
good luck user! remember to think of me in a year when you're thinking about silly things you said in the past and just know that i have nothing against u because i wouldve been just as silly when i was starting out if it wasnt for my friends
Easton Brown
>super low PH water
First off brainlet, it's denoted as pH -- not PH. Second, I drink hyper-tart lemonade fortified with hydrochloric acid, so my water is lower pH than yours.
Listen, OP, I know you're trying something new and all and you like it, but... It's kinda retarded. You know they get a lot of spring water from municipal sources right? It's not like most of it is tapped straight from the spring, even if it's advertised as such. A lot of it is literally just someone else's tap water. Even the so called "artisanal" water. It's just shit for rich white people to buy to show they can afford to drink Evian on the daily.
Ryder Rodriguez
i'm back didn't realize all of those answers
No never
totally
I drink tap water when I eat. When I don't I drink bottled water.
Try to enjoy the little things in life. There is a lot of things you can do a 1st world country.
Yes, one of them.
>estrogen in water Never heard of that, I didn't look into the quality of water desu..
Is spring water more expensive ? I just like the "blandness" of spring water that's all.
Samuel Martinez
You are no going to comment about >super low pH water >alkalized
