The year is 2027, after a worldwide incel attack...

>The year is 2027, after a worldwide incel attack, the US government allows a week where killing virgins and incels is legal, you are out picking food for your fellow robots until
*Revolver spins*
>You turn around, dropping the food and your eyes meet the virgin hunter
"Hahaha! Time to die loner!"
>What do you do? Your choices have consequences though

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>stare at the all powerful virgin hunter
>stand in shock as he approaches you
>do a roll to the side, leap behind him
>yeet your dick into his ass
>later virgins.jpg
>take his revolver, shoot him in the head
>stand as a heroic man as you get gunned down by the police

>You die a hero and become a part of /r9k's history/

>Implying that you are allowed to shoot up schools because kids are Virgins

Proofread your shit user

>Thinking this deep into Jow Forums green text

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>your eyes meet the virgin hunter
>*teleport behind him*
>stick my penus into his anus
>the hunter is no longer virgin

I'm not a virgin, but I am *currently* involuntarily celibate.

So I can pass in a pinch. I have the good hair.

So during the Revolution I will probably do deep-cover ops and fuck normie shit up from the inside.

Ask if i can have a mercy fuck before he kills me and then once he takes my virginity i will no longer be eligible to be killed

1. Throw them on the ground
2. Rape vigorously
3. No longer be an incel
ezpz

>"P-..Pre-..I said prepare to-..."
>"Wh-..what'd..you..do to m- mee?"

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>going outside unarmed
lol

>not a virgin
>celibate
Are you mentally retarded? Celibate is a synonym of virgin.

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>n-no guys, I haven't gotten laid in 3 months, i'm a t-total robot guys...

b8

non original

>going outside

lmaooooo

>*Screen whites out*
>Time to die huh?.. tch...

*fade back in*
*She's a bloody corpse*

You lack imagination. Because of that, you cannot even begin to understand my plan.

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No it's not. Celibate is like a Catholic priest. Nothing, prevents him from fucking before taking his vows

Only slept with 15 girls, but all good-looking, and is currently volcel out of disgust for humans. Since I am authistic for real I am more robot than any of you fakers. Autist = true robot. You guys are just losers

i teleport behind the virgin hunter
>"heh, nothing personnel, kid"
i whip out my stainlessnippon steel katana and slice her in half
>"omae wa mout shindeiru"
>"NANI?!?" cries the virgin hunter, before she realizes she is already dead

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>Rape the corpse. No longer virgin, and thus no longer creepy.
>Takes up the mantle of the virgin hunter. You know exactly where to find them.
>The high matriarch will be receive a gift of "human" skulls tonight

I'm not particularly smart or clever so I would either put up a futile fight before dying, just do nothing and die, or say something funny before dying. Although I doubt I would be put in that situation anyway because I don't have that "outcast" look about me. No one knows I'm an autist until I say something stupid.