I had sex today. what did you do today

>I-I'm not a virgin guys, I swear!
Lol, you're trying to impress a bunch of anonymous individuals and make a name for yourself on Jow Forums.
You probably haven't showered in days, have you?

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You trying to lose weight?

Escape from Tarkov and Insurgency.

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Guys bragging on r9k is pathetic. Nobody cares. Lots of normies are having sex regularly

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Why not make or participate in a few wakey-wagie threads to make yourself feel superior to you fellow incel-bots.

Good choices

sfagewfewdg

The third one was obviously a joke dude, at least I see it as an obvious joke.
10/10 girls don't exist.

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yes I am
I used to but that has lost its luster

It makes my ego feel bigger and superior

Caloric deficit, time, and consistency is all you need.
.t lost 35 lbs in 5 or so months while still eating shit.

You just gotta realize the weight isn't gonna come off if you don't stick to it, I had the problem of thinking "meh I'll do it tomorrow" but you really ought to start today.

Also coffee and nicotine.

>10/10 girls don't exist.
She's perfect to me user

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sat on my ass and lewdposted all day on an Sicilian pick pocketing forum

That's the most unique response so far.

i had did the usual stuff i do. i did the pulley exercises for my shoulder. i went into the standing frames went to personal trainer. i took a nap, woke up, ate dinner went back into the standing frame here we are.

Talked to a girl. Saved images. Went outside. Whatever

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Loooooooove coffee and nicotine.. Ascended taste user!!

Had an emotional breakdown at work and was given my final warning.

Did your wife die during birth yet?

This, all you have to do is take feminizing hormones and you can have sex every day. It's nothing special.

I went to the boxing gym and sparred with some 40-year-old Mexican guy who would've kicked my ass if we were fighting for real. I just downloaded tinder as well and right swiped a couple of times. My drug dealer neighbor and I were outside at the same time this morning and he invited me to come over and smoke anytime. Hopefully we'll become friends. We're turning this fucking life thing around.

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I kissed my ex and I'm now considering suicide

>2018
>being this big brained
i seriously hope you guys do this

Fucked your mom in the naughty hole. She came twice

Check em! How will user ever recover?

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>Insurgency

Patrician taste lad.

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Please tell fatman more about his virginity

The baby is due in a month.

posted my slut for anons to fap to

Worked out, played some vidya and browsed r9k. Just like every other day.

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I had sex on Monday will have tomorrow too.

Why user? Seems like a good thing tbqh

>tripfag
>attention whore
Checks out

show us more pics of that preggo wife of yours

don't even THINK about speaking to me until i've had my 2nd sex of the day

This user has been spamming this whore all over the internet

I had shroom flashbacks.

Had three people completely flake on three different plans today. Hasn't been fun.

didn't have sex
getting close to a 12000 day streak
you mere mortals will never know the true power of a wizard

>read a bunch of shit about drawing
>didn't practice drawing anything

at least I stayed sober though

being sober is overrated

I certainly agree but I'm reaching the abyss and need to take a step back for a bit.

Those can get to you sometimes, user.
If i find myself breathing heavy and its the only thing i can hear, or if i hear repeating sounds i get flashbacks and super anxious and scared.

Spent $100 on Powerball tickets.

I won $8 back.