/r9gay/ - #295

Are any of you guys okay with LDR? Every boy i've ever met that has spoken about the topic of LDR say they wouldn't want one because they wanna get their butt pounded.

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Sure. originally so.
>Tfw no Iberian bf

Depends on how far away and how willing you are to travel.

Yes. I would be very hesitant and paranoid about meeting anyone off these threads irl. At least for a long while.

I got into LDRs and I didn't mind it as much as they did, but it ultimately didn't work out well because it was a LDR. There's only so much you can do.

This, you need the possibility of travel for it to work better.

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LDRs just do not work, period

>spent the entirety of last thread shitposting with another user
>forget that I was supposed to clean a few cages
Heck

It's not going to work out mate.

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My helicopter destroyer ise model kit arrived today, so I started working on it. Never build ships before and the detailing will be hard.

What's so special about iberians?

Just like them usually I guess. mostly because a good amount of the boys I've actually been interested in in the past have been Spaniards.But Portuguese are close enough. I'll never get an Iberian bf though anyways.

I'm sure you'll find your Iberian bf some day, user. We all will.

I discovered the lock on my chair that was preventing my chair from reclining. I feel retarded

>We all will
Don't you dare lie to me.

I'd like to be optimistic but I doubt it. What he said.

>tfw no latino bf

odajnila.

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i'm in a long distance friendship with someone and even though we like each other we also talk about our crushes, almost not in recent months.
we talked about meeting someday for the first time a while ago and honestly i wouldn't even mind if he did something with someone or anything in the interim.

>tfw am spic
but why

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chocolate skin is cute

>tfw no chocolate skin

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welll you say that

What skin do you have?

what skin colour do you get latino boy~

so?

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Well it's not chocolate

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Pale? tanned? Etc?

spics are cute!
CUTE!

>so?
it certainly doesn't feel that way

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show skin~

why not?

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Pale because I don't go outside

Nah

No!

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Be careful, you'll wake him up

>pale
I fail to see an issue with that

Why dont you go outside user?
im sure lots of people are after you~

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because most people don't like dark skin
i'd rather my skin be a few tones lighter.

Yeah

I'm not going to let you or that other disgusting fucking tripfag affect what I post.

Tfw no armpit bf

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>Did you do anything interesting today, /r9g/?
why would I ever do something interesting

Didn't say it was

I don't currently have a reason to
>im sure lots of people are after you~
I'm not sure where you got that from user

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That's a pretty good choice of fetish, user
I wish you luck

>tfw no short bf to ride my back
Why are we still here?

I'm a pale boy with blue eyes and i like slighty dark skinned bois.

guess i was wrong,me sowwy

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>guess i was wrong,me sowwy
It's fine silly

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>enter yet another r9k gay thread
>anime grills everywhere

I want to escape this existence

fetish is just such a corny dumb word
having fetishes overall is a big red flag in who to avoid

i agree good riddance, btw what's your shoe size just wondering haha

I mean okay fair enough but what else are you gonna call it

>Classmate keeps teasing me
>"user you're just so quiet all the time and it makes me want to see your annoyed face"

Is this a thing normies do? Is trying to pass unnoticed something bad from their perspective?

>tfw you will never feel slightly embarrassed and emasculated by the fact that someone loves and cherishes you enough to let you ride on his back, but still feel a lot of pleasure and happiness from the experience anyway
>tfw you'll never passionately make out with him afterwards because you can't contain your joy and your desire to be close to him
Feels were not meant to be felt, only to be longed for.

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wanna be my latino bf sweetie

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don't remember the size, user. maybe we should use your tongue to measure it

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why am i so averse to the idea of a guy touching me?
is it because i've seen how they wash their hands? by which i mean don't?

>user you're just so quiet all the time
Normies do this all the time, yes
>it makes me want to see your annoyed face
That's a bit weird though

sorry, i asked the question and then had to hide your post.
i can't see that.

too soon user but i'll be your friend

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I'll surely believe you just like I am sure to believe every gay boy that I met

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The fates are cruel and unforgiving.

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feet are gross i was just making a joke. dirty feet especially

how will i be able to talk to you friend?

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I want to lick a dirty foot and chew his unkempt toenails

You can share an email or post discord I guess, whatever you want

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you can stop posting anytime

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>anime
delete thyselves

STOP POSTING G*RLS

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how about girls (male(female))?

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Stop posting normie frogs

ne ne, oniisan

what if i post gorls but say they're bois?

sugoi desu ne?

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Would anime boys be better?

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Naoto is okay but still.

why wont you post yours? :(

roignal

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>tfw my bf would get super weirded out whenever I licked his armpit or foot
>it only made me do it more to watch him squirm

I don't like posting it if you want it can just be a throwaway, or I can give you a throwaway I guess

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are you guys bored? give me any topic and i'll write a haiku or a real story, your choice.

title succession during the medieval ages

title succession
a topic out of left field
what the hell is that?

That's so cute

Did it make him giggle and tickle him when you licked?~

a place where a child used to play that is now desolate

a seasonal theme
it's not about syllables
it's about the art

How do I know if I'm gay or not?
I always catch myself adoring guys, and at times fantasize about cuddling with them, but every time I try to tell my self something in the lines of "It's ok if your gay", I always get a bad feeling in my body.
Should also note I get turned on by girls. Am I bi-sexual or closest gay or some shit?

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[email protected]

send me your discord user

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dead wood falling down
cold seeping into your bones
memories, now lost

Would you fuck a boy or be fucked by one or kiss them or do other general things you'd do with a female? If so you're bi at least probably.

well that's news to me
too bad i learned of haikus
from Azure Striker

Some things I think yea. Like a blowjob seems fine, kissing and cuddling fine too, but I wouldn't want to fuck a guy in the ass or get fucked in the ass.. not so much related to him, but I wouldn't fuck a girl in the ass either.

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>[email protected]
Sent user

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Bi maybe? I'm not really sure what qualifies you as bi desu but I'd assume blowjobs would definitely be close enough.

comprehension dawns
like a slowly rising sun
enlightenment, haiku!!

such radiant light
gives me a brief reminder
of what's right and wrong

>tfw enjoying a nice strong drink after spending all day out in the sun working in my yard

I forgot how good physical work out in the sun feels, after being basically a shut in for the past decade.

a flower, blooming
the springtime of our lives
love is in the air

a nostril sealed shut
constant sneezing all day
fookin' spring weather

Make a haiku about Stalingrad now.

I am so hungry
rations ran out weeks ago
time to eat Ivan