Use this thread to convince me, a Britbong to consider dating you, a female (female)
Use this thread to convince me, a Britbong to consider dating you, a female (female)
Christian White
Levi Miller
im a big doctor who fan?
Jacob Diaz
That's right American girls, you better work hard to get my attention.
We Britons are in high demand.
Carter Torres
Your peepee will feel good
Adrian Parker
Britbongs born outside of big cities are the whitest people on earth, for better or worse. Prove me wrong.
Michael Collins
>whitest
Is that good or bad?
Levi Sullivan
Good, but you know the type of leftie shits who browse r9k. Didn't want them to ree at me.
Nolan Ross
Oi mate you got a loicense for this thread?
Luis Anderson
The truth is, British Men are ripped, muscular SEX GODS who sweat pheromones like waterfalls and make amerimutt women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of them. They possess the ultimate weapon of conquest, which can claim even entire races without a single bullet having to be fired - the BBC!
When mutt bois see a British Man coming, they naturaly lower their gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentaly ill wrecks they are in comparison to a British GOD.
No matter how much you autistic cuckolds here on Jow Forums bitch and moan, natural selection already dictates that yankees get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit Britons!
Carter Lewis
Why you lads shit up my thread for a gf
Eli Lopez
Sorry mate, had to post about British supremacy.
Move to America and drown in puss.
Luis Anderson
I-Is this true? I've never tried chatting up a lass from elsewhere
Anthony Mitchell
Very true, used to live in Florida, just say their name in an English accent and they get dripping wet.
Justin Nelson
What if I have a shitty Yorkshire accent?
Caleb Hughes
i don't wanna date you unless you're a 1940s era englishman who wears a peacoat and smokes a pipe constantly.
you're probably inbred looking because your people have been sequestered on an island for thousands of years.
i bullied you now date me!!!
Hudson Nelson
>implying dumb whores know the difference
Youre all just British in the states, no one knows about your regional accents
Jace Hernandez
>British
>Inbred
The Island has 60 million people on it and one of the most exogenous genetic histories in Europe.
Sorry, I don't date spastics :0
Ian Morris
face it luv, you're inbred.
Lincoln Morales
Face it luv, I'd still be out of your league UwU
William Perry
I'm not claiming I'm a looker or anything
but I've yet to see a good-looking brit.
the ones that approach "good looking" all have done so due to a genetic mishap, where they still look squashed or stretched and beaten.
Jayden Williams
here is a brit who is totally deformed yet noticed continent-wide for his "looks".
Hudson Allen
We Anglos dominate the modelling industry, and I myself am 10/10.
Juan Bell
>Noel Fielding
>Known for his looks
No, he's known for his comedy. He isn't a model.
Hudson Moore
>I myself am 10/10
gOOD SIR!?!?!?!?!?!
then why does he have teen girls lining up to fuck him? hint: its not because he is funny (because he isn't)
Aiden Richardson
>gOOD SIR!?!?!?!?!?!
Yes, madame.
>then why does he have teen girls lining up to fuck him?
Because he's British
>because he isn't
Obviously an uncultured American swine who doesn't understand the complexity of British humour.
The Mighty Boosh
David Scott
the mighty boosh is funny but he isn't good in it. and he ruined the IT crowd and luxury comedy sucked.
I strongly prefer benny hill, the pythons and real "man's man" comedy not fucking deformity jones flitting around like a fairy.
also you made me laugh really hard when you called yourself a 10/10. congrats.
Ryan Collins
Ignoring everything else you just said.
>also you made me laugh really hard when you called yourself a 10/10. congrats.
But I'm literally a handsome, charming god
Isaiah Price
>Ignoring everything else you just said
fuck you too, m8
>I'm literally a handsome, charming god
if you have to tell people you're handsome and charming, you mayn't be.
Cameron Scott
That's it, I'm popping to the shops
Gabriel Thomas
>fuck you too, m8
Not in the mood, oop
>if you have to tell people you're handsome and charming, you mayn't be.
I am though, do you want proof?
Julian Edwards
>do you want proof?
Yeah, I am gonna have to see your credentials because you've yet to have said something charming.
Josiah Parker
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Grayson Butler
Get back to Jow Forums Britcuck. Go enjoy Achmeds prick
John Rivera
Fart#7651
I cannot WAIT to see with whom i have been speaking to.
Alexander Peterson
Wow, never seen a more American post
Cooper Sanders
I'm overjoyed that my thread has made something occur