Smell my finger, fellow robots!

Condom? Lube? What brand? How did you make the transition? How do you know the girl? Describe her figure and stats. How was her vaginal and anal hygiene (did she keep a clean shop in her pussy, shower or hair etc..., and did she enema before the ass fucking?) Where did you cum? How many times did you cum? Was this a planned experience?

>Holds user down on his stomach with his arm behind his back using my leverage to hold him down with his face on it's side and putting finger up to user's nose as he holds his breath for a solid minute before he's forced to release and take a deep whiff.

>Condom?
No
>Lube?
No
>What brand?
N/A
>How did you make the transition?
I put it in her butt after it was in her vagina
>How do you know the girl?
I met her on Craigslist
>Describe her figure and stats.
She is 5'6" or 5'7" has big breasts like G cups or something.
>How was her vaginal and anal hygiene (did she keep a clean shop in her pussy, shower or hair etc...
Clean
>and did she enema before the ass fucking?
No
>Where did you cum? How many times did you cum?
On her tits and in her mouth, three times
>Was this a planned experience?
Yes, not necessarily planned anal, not the first time.

Oh, so she was just a random slut who liked it in her filthy shitty ass. Was there shit on your dick when you pulled it out? And you didn't use a rubber? What number are you?

>Oh, so she was just a random slut who liked it in her filthy shitty ass.
More or less. Anal is not the type of thing you do with someone you love
>Was there shit on your dick when you pulled it out?
No
>And you didn't use a rubber?
No. Condoms aren't good for anal at all. She is on BC, it's a device up in the vagina that secretes hormones etc
>What number are you?
What do you mean by this?

By "number" I mean you should definitely should have used a condom because you've got to be like the 200th guy she's fucked. There's no way she didn't have something. Whatever she has, you most likely have now.

200th? Lol virgin memes are really out of hand. She is recently divorced but I don't think she has been with 200 people and she had no vd

Dude she met a stranger for unprotected anal sex. Virgin meme? No. Do the math.

Dude people have lives that aren't based on memes, do you know how much sex you have to have to be with 200 People? It's like you are trying to teach a physics class you have no idea what a scale is

How small are you that you could just stick it in with no lube? And yeah I know your dick was wet from her vagina but that couldnt have been enough.

I'm unironically 7 inches small. Assholes open up when you work them, it's 100% muscle tissue

Approximately one per week for four years. And yes, 200 maybe an exageration, but it's still not a meme.

Not approximately actually once a week for 4 straight years a new person and pornstar don't have sex with nearly that amount of people. The average person has far less sex than that

I know a girl who fucked 70 dudes, has never used a condom, and has never had an STI despite being tested regularly. I also have a friend who fucked for the first time in like 3 years, used a condom and got an STI. kek

Only if women liked anal irl. If only and fo' reallz.

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Plenty of women like anal. But almost only in committed relationships. Anal on a one nighter is rare.

Well STI doesnt mean sexually transmitted only

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