You're little sister has a crush on you, her big brother

well, ok then.

did not expect that.

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I agree. I have three sisters, and we're all pretty close. I can acknowledge that they're pretty and apparently sucked up all the family's good genes, but I've never felt anything like desire for them. Even if I try to think that way just to understand this kind of meme, it's a thought that is the opposite of arousing.

so you never saw them naked then?

Like man I hug my sisters so much they get annoyed but this shit just makes me gag
I've seen them naked and it just makes me sad and less connected to them

>sucked up all the family's good genes
noice

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same here, i have a little sister who looks up to me. i'd be pretty fucking weird for her to be into me.

>would i want to fuck her

hell no

i saw both my younger sisters naked repeatedly growing up; got a better knowledge of the female anatomy than most of my male classmates. that being said, i still wouldn't mind seeing them naked again today.

seeing naked does not mean lust.

"makes me sad"
so your sisters are ugly then?

anything but that, theyre beautiful women
i just dont like lewd things overall but still its nasty

the question is, would you fuck'em?

[sidenote] i liked your used of the semi-colon [/sidenote]

My sister and I used to fool around during the summer during our trips to our grandparents. This was during the summer between 6th and 7th grade. We'd sleep on the pull out living room couch and watch cable softcore porn, this was the early 00's. We copied what we saw and felt each other up and fingered and jerked each other. We tried oral on each other but didn't really like it.

We've never talked about it since.

Clairo is absolute shit

that's damned hot
me and my two younger sisters would run around completely naked when i would babysit them

they'd usually volunteer to wake me up in the morning when i was a teen because they caught on quick to the fact that i slept naked

you guys still talk today?

I used to run around the house naked and make my sisters chase me to get me dressed l o l e

This. Good guy user, I'm sure you'd become a great father!

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Oh yeah. We're cool. It gets a little weird when we go to Thanksgiving or Xmas or the 4th of July though now that we're grown ups. For a long time in our teenage years I didn't completely forget but I remember putting it out of my mind like it somehow didn't "count" or "really happen." But now as a grown up I think about it and it's more than a little weird. But yeah, we're cool. I might like to talk about it someday though.

I had the same experience with a couple of younger cousins trying to get a peak at me.

girl in that clip is going to be the blowjob queen of her high school.

One sis is five years younger and the other sis is seven years younger. So when I was 12, 13 they were 7,8 and 5,6. they loved to see me naked and would giggle at my penis. Was just all in fun, nudity between siblings. Like I said, I saw them naked often too. We had a pool for awhile and would skinny dip sometimes.

>I had the same experience with a couple of younger cousins trying to get a peak at me.

Yea I didn't always have morning wood but nine times out of ten I did. And both of my sisters had no problems waking me up by turning on the light and pulling off the covers. I guess once they found out about how boys got hard that they took every advantage they could to see me that way. Wouldn't doubt if they got the info from some of their friends and classmates.

That sounds normal. It's not sexual. It's just playful 'nekkieness'

oh well my sisters are 15+ years older than me so :^)

have you gotten handsy with them?

Fuck you and your trips
Originannin

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>That sounds normal. It's not sexual. It's just playful 'nekkieness'

They got a close up view of the male anatomy and I got a close up view of the female anatomy. The only times I was really embarrassed was once or twice when my towel got pulled off after swimming and then when the two of them were naked together after a bath and told me that they'd seen me wacking off outside. After that I was more careful where I jerked it and when :P

>did not expect that.
then you should go back to r*ddit

Totally. But you didn't go out of your way to show them anything? You didn't mind them being playful but it wasn't overtly sexual on your part was it?

literally my thoughts exactly. nice trips

Maybe do some platonic handholding and feel her palm against mine and some headpats friend

I'm not sure what i was expecting, given my knowledge of this board, but this was not it.

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god I didn't excpect you all to be such fucking normies
I would fuck this shit out of my sisters, mother or even my fucking father

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already happened.
I reacted by fucking her for the entire day.
and haven't stopped since. which makes it...
about 6 years since the date of the confession

>But you didn't go out of your way to show them anything? You didn't mind them being playful but it wasn't overtly sexual on your part was it?

Around 14 or so, we had one or two times where I pretended to be "asleep" and let them unzip me, pants me a bit and examine as long as they wanted by hand. That was about it. But I was 14...it felt good, they were getting an education and we were siblings so who the hell cared? Not the three of us. All three of us knew I wasn't "asleep", but we ran with it anyway. Plus they saw me erect now and then, and naked often (though not as many times as I would see them, with them being younger and caring less...). Let's put it this way. I got an education in the female anatomy and I gave them an education in the male anatomy. The fact that they watched me masturbating never really bothered me; it was more of an embarrasment issue than anything else, having been "caught" by them.

greentext first time originally

Definitely going to want a greentext of that my dear good sir orign

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I'd fuck her raw don't care about the laws because here incest means she has your kid. But there are birth control pills of many kinds.

BENOR IN BAGOONEY

I cave in because I'm desperate

Maybe she cried because the puppy she got wasn't the right color she wanted.
Wouldn't be surprised.

Pretend that nothing is happening, that everything is normal, deny the possibility that that's happening and convince my brain that it's just my imagination, even if something stupidly upfront happens, i would do some next level mental gymnastics.
That's what i've been doing for the last 2 and a half years, i hope that she changes her mind soon, because every year this shit becomes harder and harder to deny.

I'd be extremely disconcerted considering the fact that she's dead.

"Lmao get away from me, mountainface.

>tfw when you're the little sister with a crush on her big brother

Shit's hard, yo

would you let him cum inside you with his throbbing erection?

I would let him do a lot of things but I don't think letting him finish inside is one of them yet

does he know?
do you have a shot?
you a cute?

I try to tease him but I don't know if he's noticed anything odd. If he has he's just pretending it doesn't happen. I mean he's single and hasn't been in a relationship since he graduated high school so maybe. Hopefully he gets so desperate he'll go for me. Also I'm not fat and not ugly.

>Also I'm not fat and not ugly.
then you're a LARPer. either way, got any greentexts of ways you've teased him?

what's your age difference?

I'm 19 and he's 23. Seems fine to me.

teasing and enticing will only make him lust for you and he can jerk off and feel like shit after but that will be enough for him to dismiss you.

A heartfelt confession is what you need and what will make him see you in a new light.

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only a four year age difference? if i was him i would at least want to see you naked. i'm assuming the two of you saw each other in the buff back when you were younger.

How do I get him to stop jerking off and get him to use me instead? Also a heartfelt confession sounds like the fasted route to become the freak of the family.

>i'm assuming the two of you saw each other in the buff back when you were younger.
You do realize you're talking to Doctor Patrick's favorite patient, right?

Get close to him while you're both watching TV and try to 'accidentally' put your hand on or near his dick

you're already the freak of the family

>You do realize you're talking to Doctor Patrick's favorite patient, right?

Doctor Patrick?

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So last night/very early this morning something happened that changed the way I see my younger brother completely and I want to do something about it but I don't know where to start. I guess for some quick background we have always been best friends, we are only a year apart and I don't have very many actual close friends so we do everything together. We've got very similar interests , are both nerdy gamer types and love movies and anime and just generally like to be geeks together. We even joined a few of the after school programs in school together.

I talk to him about everything and we share even intimate things, although neither of us have much experience in sexual situations. My dad is the really strict religious type so our sexual freedom is a hit limited. Anyway, last night I was half asleep with my computer on playing my usual YouTube playlist for falling asleep to and I felt a somewhat warm splash on my cheek and my chin from the opposite side of my bed then another while I was freaking out and jumped up to turn my light on and I saw my younger brother standing there with his junk on full display dripping liquid white his face was pale and he wanted to run clearly as I realized what had happened and I grabbed what I could of him by it and squeezed glaring at him.

I asked what the hell he was doing and he looked like he was about to freak out or cry so I repeated it a little softer asking him to please explain himself. He apologized and said he was sorry but he had always thought I was so sexy and couldn't help having thoughts about me every night and went on to say he thought about me a lot and he had a fantasy of finishing on me.

I'll add that to the repertoire. Any other tips? Right now I mostly lounge around in revealing and suggestive poses.

Not yet, I am the failure, but not the freak yet.

We used to play doctor a lot as kids and his name is Patrick. It was a bad joke.

suck his dick, and take pictures

I'd recommend having him buy alcohol and share drinks together while watching a movie. Maybe sit or lay on his lap? Good luck, degenerate user.

HEY EVERYBODY!
WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!!

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>Right now I mostly lounge around in revealing and suggestive poses.

walk around topless and see what he does or says.

big if true (not fake)

I never really thought about taking that route. He already has a collection of alcohol at his apartment but he never lets me have any. How should I get him to let me have some drinks.... Something to think about I guess.

Seems like another bad option.

>Seems like another bad option.

why is that?
have you never heard of topfreedom?
walk around with your shirt off in just a bra then if you're that self-conscious. you think he doesn't know you have boobs?

Isn't it best to be conservative about this stuff? Keep in mind I've thought about this for a few years so I've thought through a lot of ideas and talked myself out of a lot of things. I feel like if I do something like "surprise boobs" he would shy away. They aren't great anyway.

>hasn't been in a relationship since he graduated high school
Oh thank god you're not talking about me. We would have had a very awkward conversation.

post tits you slut

>We would have had a very awkward conversation.
Why wouldn't be excited to discover that your sister would let you have your way with her?

Because I don't feel that way about her at all.

Why don't you? I'm serious, this information could help me

user I know the idea of incest is great in theory but have you ever actually thought about fucking your relatives because I'm pretty sure it would make you want to kill yourself

I have thought about it because I want to be my brother's wife.

She probably already has daddy issues, and you're her daddy, so she had you issues, and those issues get her excited...

>I want to do something about it but I don't know where to start
Do you want to fuck him or do you want to send him to get his ass plowed in prison?
All the power is in your hands.

suit yourself... just practice safe sex please

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Do you live with him?
Are you close?
Are you well endowed?
Wear something revealing and hang out with him and ask him if he wants to go out to get something to eat: "bro, can you come with me, I'll pay for your meal". Do it often, call them 'brother dates' or whatever.
Over the next few weeks, increase the lewdness of your relationship until you're spending most of your time in his room in a singlet with your tits (((accidentally))) on display.
Eventually he'll go mad with lust and make you his woman.

i have 2 younger sisters and ive lived through almost everything you wrote. its only sexy in a fantasies of a guy that never had younger sister, irl you rather realise how females are no less disgusting than men

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No he has an apartment. I go over there a lot though. I usually spend my Sundays there and then go over at random times if I find out he isn't doing anything.

We're pretty close. A lot closer than other people and their siblings. It's easy for us to spend time together, our personalities mesh pretty well.

I'm average. My butt it okay, kinda plush. My boobs are probably undersized though.

I don't have much revealing clothing. I try to wear stuff like leggings and small shorts around him. He already buys me food though so he's probably desensitized to that stuff. Do you think giving them a name like that would make them mean more though? Also why would I wear a singlet? Do guys like that sort of wresting gear?

Aside from the obvious obstacle of being siblings, she's just not my type at all. Our personalities are not at all compatible. We still get along fine in small doses but when we're together for a long time it grates on both of us. We fought all the time as kids, to the point where several of our childhood friends have pointed out how much we did, even other siblings thought it was noteworthy. We still experimented a little when we were kids though.

>Aside from the obvious obstacle of being siblings
As someone who finds this mindset ridiculous, please explain.

>We still experimented a little when we were kids though.
please explain this too
my brother got to know my body a little when we were younger but it's been YEARS

>leave /mu/
>still see Clairo on other boards

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>browsing /mu/

What do you do when you're at his apartment? Are you interacting the whole time or just kind of occupying his place?

You're on the right track with small shorts, you're playing to your strengths there. I recommend a singlet because from the right angle he can see what's underneath without it looking like you want him to see.

You should also start talking about relationships with him. Ask him what kinds of girls he's into or what he hopes for romantically. Turn the conversation sexual if you can.

Also, offer to give him a massage or ask him for one. Maximise your physical contact: Hug often, sit on his lap, etc...

>not having /mu/ as your homeboard and only coming to Jow Forums to make stupid threads and posts

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I have to admit I do a lot of loitering there but once he finishes whatever he's doing he comes and sits with me and talks. I'll ask him about girls. It would probably just come off as teasing him so it could work as a starter.

Remember to sit on his lap.
It'll immediately make it more intimate and if he gets an erection you'll know right away.
And as you said, you've got dat ass so you might as well use it.

JUST ASK HIM WHAT HE THINKS THE IDEAL WOMAN IS!

then ask if you measure up

I don't know, it's just hard to look at her in that way. Like when I see her I mostly just see the brat that spent half our childhood bothering me in every way possible. I'm saying this as someone who finds incest porn pretty hot, I just do not find my actual family attractive at all.

When we were like 10/11 we were sharing a room on a trip, and she asked to see my dick, I agreed if she let me see her, over the next few weeks we tried out some touching and kissing. Then it all stopped and we have never talked about it again.

My seven year old sister likes me so that is a good question.

Ain't nothing wrong, I'm finna smash like I'm king kong.

No but really. Holy fucking shit, I'd tell her to go talk to other fucking guys. Like how fucking desperate do you have to be to fuck your own fucking kin?