What's the most toastie you've ever made a roastie in person?

>but it's becoming the icon of smugness
Explain?

There isn't more to explain
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because he cute

I hope you're being ironic

He cute
He aight

>make eye contact with stacy
>she instantly looks away and looks uncomfortable
works every time

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>He cute
He sure is.

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I convinced a girl in the mental hospital to try to kill herself and she actually tried lmfao. She wrapped a shirt around her neck and twisted it with a toothbrush. She got caught before she died though.

How can other Pepe's even compete?

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called some nigger girl named dashona 'dashiki'
bitch used those nails to leave a wolverine scratch on my chest

I was a bully in middle school and high school. I can not remember well but I think I made some girl cry once

>lunchtime
>right before an assembly
>some roasties are gathered on a table dressed in their cheerleader uniform
>friend dares me to throw something at them
>only thing i had was those little barbecue sauce packets
>launch like five of them at once
>gets all over some roasties uniform
>she starts screeching and crying

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One time I was sitting on some bleachers and a stacey roastie was walking by talking in an obnoxious way and I did an impression of her intending her to hear. She picked up a volleyball and threw it as hard as she could at my face. It hurt but I was mostly delighted by it.

>driving home from work
>decided to stop and get gas instead of in the morning becuase we were due for snow and i wanted to get to work early just in case it was bad in the morning
>my gas cap is on the right side
>gas station is kind of crazy but one pump is open where I can back into it and be set
>do so
>some roastie on the other side was pulling in
>I never saw her, nor would i have cared
>she's seething becuase now she cant get through to another pump and is beeping at me and screaming and cursing as I get out of car
>I'm a bit confused
>she had to pull around now to where someone pulled out(all of this plays out over 15 -20 seconds tops)
>so from her spot shes screaming and calling me a prick from the other side
>so as I am laughing hysterically she calls me a selfish mother fucker (again for making her wiat 15-20 seconds)
>I reply, I'm sorry I don't live to convenience you

Her face dropped and I could see how broken that statement made her. In that second she was literally toasted.

I always teased roasties about liking them and would try to flirt with them, which always made their skin crawl. They'd hit and push me away sometimes too and I guess that's why I have a femdom fetish now.

I'd secretly toast the roasts by saying I didn't know the answers to a test when they whispered to me and I'd act all confused and lost during the test while slowly bubbling in all the correct answers and then turning it in with a smile knowing they would become sluts sucking my peepee for money in the future.

You unironically and originaly need to kill yourself

why are they so petty and vindictive? This stuff happens all of the time and they literally throw a tantrum

>send her a picture of some leftover pizza
>"This pizza reminds me of you, its meat lovers"
>she blocks me

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you aight robot boy?

Because the vast majority have the mind of a small child. The ones that don't are special and are actual wife material.

do you actually have stage 4 lymphoma?

>be me, 9th grade
>going through edgy athiest phase
>say god's not real
>known roastie addict whore gets upset
>starts berating and yelling at me
>laugh in her face
>she runs out of class crying
>not a single fuck was given by me on that day

>be good-looking tall volcel
>roastie tries flirting
>tell her to fuck off

I ran into my childhood oneitis and basically told her she was a used up slut. We'd gone out a couple of times but I quickly realized she wasn't the girl I remembered. I still enjoyed talking to her and our tastes in a lot of things are still similar but I have no romatic interest in the person she turned into after so many years on the cock carousel. She even slept with some random dude she had just met the first night I saw her.
We had gone out for coffee and were sitting on the patio by the river all frozen watching the snow fall when the conversation turned towards how she saw me these days. I told her she's beautiful but that we're incompatable and wouldn't work and that our philosophies and morals are too different. She disagreed and pressed me becuase in some ways our philosophical outlooks are pretty similar and that's when I essentially called her a whore. I was more tactful than that and what I actually said was something more alone the lines that I think I'm looking for something different than her, that I wouldn't be able to trust her which is significant because I know most of her realtionships have ended with her cheating, that I don't have her experiences, and that coming from such different place I feel there's nothing left for me to explore and grow with her. That without that mutual growth we'll only grow more different and further apart. She cried and then got angry and tried to guilt trip me about judging her, and then cried some more. It wasn't fun, I still care a lot about her fornthe girl she once was and the days we shared together but our moral codes and ideas on responsibility and commitment are very very different so I have no real romatic interest.