Speak, so you may be forgiven.
Confess
Jack Bailey
Connor Peterson
I jerked off to completion during a family road trip and didn't have anything to clean up with so I wiped it on the bottom rental cars seats.
Isaac King
I have a collection of nude photos of kids ranging from age 2-18.
Henry Rivera
BYE!!! BYE-BYE!!! BYE!!!
Tyler Robinson
Damn. If I knew you were that easy to troll, I would have said something better, like "I killed someone in 2014 and was never caught" or maybe "I put a camera in the womens bathroom once" or possibly go grosser with something like "I once worked at a fast food restaurant and put my fingernail clippings into someone's hamburger".
Really, son.
You can do better than that.
Go take a five-minute time out and think about what you have done.
Nicholas Ross
The most disturbing part is that the poster had that graphic on his hard drive ready to be posted.
Ryan Lopez
You should type more that way the FBI is extra certain that your CP collection that you mentioned on an anonymous imageboard was just a joke
Brayden Bell
Joke?
A priest, a rabbi and a dumbass on /r9k walk into a bar. The dumbass from /r9k excuses himself for a moment, goes into the mens room and kills himself.
Aiden Hall
The FBI hasn't given a shit about this board since that kid killed himself. Even then all they did was read some of the posts to see if they could figure out if someone could somehow get blamed on here for it. All they found out was that this forum is one of the most fucked up places on the Internet since reddit.
Dylan Price
Surprisingly same user. Was like 14, and really bored and I had a blanket sooo
Benjamin Robinson
I cannot control myself from masturbating and it disgusts me
Jackson Smith
masturbation is the only joy i have in life
Jaxson Howard
I eat my boogers.
Originally.
Tyler Howard
Ive finally crossed the line of no return, i only care for drugs and nothing else. I can spend days without eating only taking drugs. I only talk to people in order to obtain drugs. I don't think there is a way back.
Michael Nguyen
I am anxious about money
I want to take a vow of poverty but I am to be married to a man worth $25,000,000.
i don't know how to keep my vow while keeping my husband.
Josiah Howard
Speak brother, you do not look well.
Jason Diaz
I've been chasing after my oneitis for 3 years, which includes taking her Facebook account and looking at her old laptops hard drive.
Aaron Howard
I've been able to cum to tranny porn (only if the dude is fucking the tranny of course) but I just had sex multiple times yesterday and never came
Jaxson Moore
how tf do u manage to get her old laptop
Charles Jenkins
I've tried to fuck homeless women because I'm so desperate for sex.
Daniel Miller
I cant feel anything when i have sex and my cum is gray, send help pls.
Nathan Reyes
Oh? What the keking hell?
Matthew Edwards
>I've tried to fuck homeless women because I'm so desperate for sex
greentext?
Benjamin Jenkins
I looked a porn today. I've been on nofap for the last 4.5 weeks. I came dangerously close to breaking my streak.
Jace Lewis
It's been around since before plebbit, newfag.