How low are your standards, robots?

how low are your standards, robots?

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I would spread her face on my toast it's so buttery.

What is that's supposed to mean?

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If I don't jack it in three or more days a fat woman with a decent bust makes me contemplate if I should go for it or not.

>butterface
>but-her-face

you should put your existence to an end

Butter face
Everything is good...but-her-face tho...

The standard where they can't be morbidly obese. Anything above 44 BMI is pretty much danger zone.
Otherwise I dont care, I'm really lonely. But I can't approach women so I'm going to die alone

Why do you say that user? That's harsh.

Way lower than any womans. I actually fetishize normal and sub-normal looking women. I cant get erect from Stacy-tier women unless its hardcore sex because I hate those fucking cunts.

I've seen this before I'm sure, this is the girl that was super nice and desperate enough to be all like "we dont have to be seen in public together, i'll walk behind you a distance" and shit and would do basically anything you wanted
She seemed nice. Face is unfortunate, but still seemed like a nice enough person to still be worth it

>Using the cropped pic.
Once you see it...

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>can't fap to highly attractive women, mind won't allow me to fantasize about women so far out of my league
>have to fap to average or below average womem

Not that low.

Extremely low. To the point where im more attracted to average/below average girls now

How would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10? Are you an obese neckbeard?

Uh idk how I would rate myself. No im not an obese neckbeard. I would say im a little above average? Thats just cause of girls on discord

>Hey user! I know somebody who likes you~ (giggling)

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Why are you standards low for an attractive guy like yourself?

>skinny
>feminine but modern dress sense
really the only negative here is her face
and her face isnt even horrifically deformed like , its just regular ugly
would smash/10

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*modest dress sense

I use the computer 13-14 hours a day. I would go out with anyone at this point. Why don't I? This is just going to loop back to me being a no life neet. I tried the online thing but realized its only for hookups. Extremely disappointed

I be out here lookin for bitches in homeless shelters n shit

Just want a girl who is thin, kind, and not fucked up on any drugs

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I have literally reduced my standards to a woman who is the same religion, is apolitical if a right winger cannot be found, and who weighs less than me. That is literally all that I ask and it feels like too much.

>google image search blondes
>make up a background for one
>come up with kid names
>plan family vacations
>cry
>tfw no gf at all

not that fucking low

Unrealistically high.

I cant so much as develop a crush on any girl below an 8. I wont befriend one below a 7.

I wouldnt even say its a conscious choice. Outside of forced situations(work, etc), I just cant bring myself to be interested in someone I dont find attractive.

I recognize this is a huge detriment to whatever infinitesimal chance I have at a relationship, since Im a 4 on my absolute best day, in the dark, and with alcohol involved, but I just cant lower my standards.

Id rather lose than settle.

Chubbies and BBWS with big tits.
I don't consider myself a man with high standards.

Bullshit. She is a russian girl from Jow Forums

>caring about politics
autism

She just needs some make up.

And i bet there are plenty of guys who would be obsessed over her.

Girls have it easy that way.

Theres always a stupid boy to worship them, no matter how ugly.

Boys are stupid that way.

Same, I only find myself attracted to 8/10 and higher, despite being around 3-2 according to /soc/. That's because women only have one job - to look good. I don't care about other things, and they should care about my personality more than my face.

I'm trying to lower them to fuck fat bitches and get a few fucks out of the way and build up some wins.

But when I look at them... Sigh...

6/10 is the minimum.

I refuse to go below that after my 3/10 fat gf of four years cheated on me with my best friend because I wasn't attracted to her.

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traps,Monster Girls,Kemonomimi,no 3ds for me,kill me pls

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If she/it was the last vagina on Earth I still wouldn't. I'd rather we go extinct.
I'd rather killmyself.
I'll fuck escorts before uglies.

Honestly she would probably look a lot better with some makeup

Not very high
>fairly normal looking face, no deformities etc.
>ideally less than 40 BMI
>normal IQ, no retards obviously

She seems to be the embodiment of purity.
That is definitely my type, and I would like to see more pictures of this kind.

I'd rather a girly looking boy

Japari Park has the best girls.

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I have standards that are so high, that they will never be met.
I would rather have no gf, than a gf who doesn't meet my crazy high standards.
Yellow fever also killed my standards.
I think a lot of Asians are attractive, but white women have to be 10/10 or else I don't find them attractive.

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my standards are this low.

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Where would one meet a 10/10 in real life ?

I've seen some of them during high school (pic related)

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That looks like a meme character created in fallouts character creator

Source? Is it your oc

I don't know her, but I went to high school with her.

I don't think she's 10/10 but looks really good in that picture.

my niggas
at least there's plenty of bbw doujins out there

Genuinely wanna know her story
Is she just ugly or does she have some disability or skin condition or something

I'm married to a 7/10 and I only fap to bbw mature and hairy. It's a kink

She is just ugly, not deformed. I think she also killed herself recently.

How would you even know? Nobody knows who she is. You're making that up.

The more I age.. the lower my standards drop. When I was 16 I would have had a standard of 7/10 minimum. Now at 27 I'll take any 2.5/10 that will have me.

It was a pretty fucked up 11 years.

>It was a pretty fucked up 11 years.
So it isn't anymore?

STOP IM HAVING FLASHBACK FROM HIGHSCHOOL

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8+/10 are around or less than 3% of the female population, so unless you have an exceptionally remarkable personality, the amount of competition you would have from other, much more attractive men would be downright earth shattering. Do you think you are that special?

My standards are basically dont be fat and be a nice person. Nothing else really matters to me. Man i want a gf i really do

My standards are pretty high for someone with my looks.

But i decided if i can't the girl i want i won't bother getting a girl at all.

try russian imageboards

I am very special. Like almost every man (females all have the same personality on the other hand). It's the fault of these whores that I am an incel.

She didnt, its a rumor.

>female
>cares about me
Thats pretty much it

Thats what porn'll do to ya

Your standards are far too high

I don't find 3d attractive anymore.
I haven't seen a single person where I go "damn I wanna fuck them".

I just feel nothing.

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>why won't you love me user?

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Is it Sminem's wife?

this is how girls see Jow Forums ugly autists

Could you keep posting more please?
I'd love to have her as my gf. I'd never let out of the house, ever. We can play battlefield 3 and cuddle everyday.

I think I only have the two photos; now three since I saved OP's

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because you're white, so you are a disgusting nigger. Take your shitty personality and looks that age like milk and never even look at me again

>because you're white, so you are a disgusting nigger.
huh

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lol I feel sorry for this girl

shes all over sites like Jow Forums as the example of maximum ugly without being deformed

Or in the dark from behind!

I love her.

I want to be the only one who sees a diamond in the rough at the pub or club or restaurant or bus stop, and brighten up her night by saying hello.

I want to hold her tight and let her know everything will be okay.

I want to frame a photograph of her smiling, and create a DO IT FOR HER montage on my desk at work to remind me why I'm there.

I want to stand up and push my chair back when a friend of a friend talks shit about her, and then stare them down with total moral superiority.

I want to feed her bruschetta in Rome, and wipe the tomato juice from her chin as she giggles and loses herself in the moment.

I want our children to look at her with unconditional love in their eyes, and for her to stare back at them with exactly the same thing.

I want to step into our house for the first time, and laugh at her jokes about furniture.

I want to fight with her about the groceries, then remember how much I love her and kiss her on the neck and promise to buy the expensive brand of coffee, and secretly make a note to pick up some flowers too.

I want to grow old with her, until we forget any of our friends were ever attractive.

I want to offer our grandchildren treats, then watch her laugh and wink as our children look furious.

I want to die either holding her hand on this side, or smiling at the thought of holding it on the other side.

You are so sweet, thank you, I started crying while I was reading that. Please have a good day. Thank you.

i would never bang a russian

You're literally misusing the term incel when you've just admitted you only want good looking females who are 3% of the population. Fuck off volcel

well how low would you go

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I would wife that girl SO HARD even her mother would admire me

talk about completely losing in the genetic lottery...

Hang in there comrade robot

My standards
>IQ of at least 90
>capable of having children
>kind hearted
The
End

>how low are your standards, robots?
Anything that responds back.

That's Soo... Ok

I would marry a girl with a missing nose as long as she had glasses real or fake and was kind to me.

Guess I have a boyfriend now, later nerds.

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Not low enough to bang that.

I find a chick with a half grown moustache attractive
She also has somewhat masculine features, but like a good looking sissy instead of Bill the Plumber in your pic.
i'm not even 100% sure she's a woman but I think I'd fuck her regardless given half the chance

Not even in dream , user.

I'm ok with butterface, but that is just ugly. That's like the ugly bastard tag of females.

Is that fucking Mr. Bean?

no she's not, her photo's were posted on the russian equivalent to Jow Forums by...

her boyfriend

John Lennon once was quoted as saying that women are the niggers of the planet. he was only right because only white and jewish wom*n are as hated as niggers. No one likes a white or jewish wom*n for their personality, they are unbearable to be around, but some men tolerate it because they haven't freed their minds from slavery to white pussy. Non-white women are better in every way

For your information, I happen to be a dream Chad.

Extremely high
>thin and fit / skinny muscular
>no makeup outside of rituals and ceremonies
>no extravagant hair product or styling, no voluminous hair
>well-defined facial features
>doesn't show skin other than her hands, head, and neck unless it is needed for gardening etc
>wears plain dark or earthy colors, no excessive patterns, dresses like a monk, unphased by the Americlap social law of wearing a different outfit every day
>does not indulge in food, drugs, sex, video games, TV, etc
>only derives pleasure from things that improve one's artistic value or understanding (invalidates the previous point)
>trained in unarmed combat, swordplay, and shooting
Obviously everyone has room for improvement and a lot of this can be developed or continually worked on through the relationship

not as low as timmy's

It wasn't her boyfriend you stupid faggot.