/Of The Highest Caliber/

Exclamation:
It is for your prosperity that you quell the kneading of your genitals! Cease this indecent debauchery of hedonism at once!

Well, well, well. I thought I told you guys to change your ways and join me in abstaining from the forbidden p&m.
*sniffs*
There's still room on the celibacy ship. Mates. All you have to do is abstain from the forbidden p&m

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"Fortunate, indeed, is the person who has discovered how to give sex emotion an outlet through some form of creative effort, for he has, by that discovery, lifted himself to the status of a genius."

Join me my brethren! Free your selves from your fetters!

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>*sniffs*
Cocaine is an excellent alternative to sex. Good little strategy you've devised there, comrade.

>Women couldn't /Comprehend/ him. So he died as a virgin.
What are you waiting for brethren. It is better to remain chaste! Don't you want to be like the Saint of Electricity?

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>Women couldn't /Comprehend/ him. So he died as a virgin.
One of the most brilliant minds of Science. Yet, he knew the dangers of engaging in relations with women. Why not be like the intellectuals of old?

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You sure talk funny mister. Also what does "of the highest caliber" even fucking mean?

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Oh, a skeptic.
*sniffs*
Highest Caliber

Caliber: "the quality of someone's character or the level of someone's ability."
Highest: "great, or greater than normal, in quantity, size, or intensity."

Highest Caliber: Of the highest character

of The Highest Caliber
-est Caliber
Est Caliber
Ex Caliber

Excalibur/Excal/ Excel/ Caladbolg. In urban slang it means "Excellent and Hard Af" Meaning my little wonderer. That I'm Hard Af lil n66a. Don't let me catch you around these ways.

How deeper do you want to go? ;)

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Drugs are also another hedonistic pleasure. Stop your disgusting habit at once!

>*sniffs*
Don't hit it too hard now. Watch yourself. Remember what happened last time.

help me op.. im sick of fapping.. i want to cry

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Ok im interested. Teach me sensei!

I have no idea what you are talking about. I'm /CLEAN/ mmm

Do you really want the BLACKpill? Are you ready for it?

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heh heh. It's about being in a Euphoric state of bliss. Ah. I'm in it right now user-kun. It feels amazing!

a little too vague for me Sensei-san. Im gonna need you to really give it to me

It's about feeling really good man. I mean a state of PURE euphoria. I feel soo fcking good right now. Ah. It's a calm, collected, light and delightful state you're in while also being happy all at the same time!

I guess I can use examples
- It's like playing in playground with your friends on a hot summer day back in your childhood
- It's like going to the ice cream truck and buying ice cream and chips from the ice cream man, like a day back in your childhood
- It's like the feeling you get when you're noticed by a girl that likes you, a hug you get, an embrace.

It's basically a PURE feeling of happiness and joy. It's pic-related basically. That's me right now. Ah. mmm It's so nice so good. It's like a warm summers day.

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I want some! Its not fair!! How do I get "euphoria"?

>I want some! Its not fair!!
Calm down. You little rascal. It's pretty simple. First you have to stop watching pron and masturbating like a hedonist. and never have sex and die a virgin

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well hey man! Thats a pretty big fucking tall order. Is it even worth it? Is what you're feeling that great? I can pop E and not have to cuck myself. Can your shit do that man? Well can it?

>Is it even worth it? Can your shit do that man?
It seems you have misunderstand little one. This isn't a physical thing or a drug in your case. It's something that's free and accessible to yourself. And it's fcking amazing. Ah. It feels so good.

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So you're saying if I stop porn and beating my meat I'll feel really good? And all I have to do is remain a virign until death? What kind of hippie tripe is this? You're not a god damn hippie are you?

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skrr skrr i will heed your warning and depart most quickly
thank you for this divinely inspired message

A hippie? Oh heavens no haha. I mean you just got to enjoy your peace and it feels real good. In mind, body and soul. It's so good man. I mean I'm smoking air and drinking water my man ;)

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yes i'm ready for it, give it to me!!!

You're welcome fellow! You can come to this thread as much as you like. And remember........the 3D rectangular prism of network interface and web communications is not your friend ;)

LOL tutti fruition you are in a high ass condition LMAOOOOOOOOOO

It's nothing. And it's everything. It feels so good . It's like being happy for no reason. It's like pure happiness that doesn't stop but is an almost permanent state of being. It's like being a euphoric kid again.
>yes i'm ready for it, give it to me!!!
All races are the same. We must love each other and be good to each other. Polygamy is the most healthiest form of marriage second only to marriage between two virgins (Virgin marriage).

Secularism is the plague of the earth. Everything that's morally and socially wrong in the world can be traced back to Secularism.

Of the three Abrahamic religions. The third one is correct.

A natural diet without GMO's, pesticides and radiation is best. Water is the only acceptable drink besides natural fruit drinks. It's better to not eat meat and be vegan but there's nothing wrong with eating clean organic meat.

There are a lot of harmful things in the world most people don't know about. Electromagnetic radiation, Artificial foods, Electronic radiation, Things in the atmosphere, Harmful things release into atmosphere

A Good society is as follow

Ethnically Homogeneous/ Nationalistic/ Virgin Marriage + Polygamous Marriage / Mending of Religion and State/ Illegalization of pre-marital sex/ Illegalization of adultery/ Illegalization all drugs/ Illegalization of alcohol/ Illegalization pornography/ Illegalization of Degeneracy (homo-bi-gay-sexuality tricycle etc etc genders blah, blah, blah)

I'm in the condition of being of the Highest Caliber.