If you are unironically suicide posting

God fucking damn

If you are thinking of killing yourself just do it.

Stop moaning and whining about how you got dealt a shit hand in life.

Either commit to improving your shitty life or blow your brains out.

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Appreciate Richard and

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>Appreciate Richard and
>Mortimer
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>blow your brains out
Not everyone has access to unlimited death (whether they want it or not) user. Britbong here, my best hope is jumping off a cliff, and recently I've seen several different stories on here of people jumping or falling from high places and surviving crippled. I don't want to make my life fucking worse, this shit is something you need to do right

I don't think you'd survive jumping off the cliffs of dover

anywhere near nyc that's good? preferably in a secluded area?

Daily reminder that being nihilistic is not the equivalent of being intelligent. This is Rick n Morty tier posting. Shut the fuck up.

If the Brooklyn Bridge is too public for you, go to the Catskills

ah, just like my old friend on My Side of the Mountain

recommend a particular spot?

I was actually looking up prices and I could get to Beachy Head for $180 from NYC. not bad really, less than a hotel here

Why not just go to a forest and hang yourself?

For me it's like doing big lifts at the gym, just need to hype myself up

Well you clearly have not ever had suicidal thoughts or mental problems

Splattering on the ground at freefall is actually less painful than hanging yourself from a tree. 9/11 jumpers literally disintegrated upon impact

Man if i lived in the US and could kill myself with a firearm i would have done it years ago. but since I'm unable to the only other methods I've got are extremely painful and have high rates of being unsuccessful, really is a fun time.

t. normie wormie

get out

>Not everyone has access to unlimited deat
This reminds me of people saying they have no way to get to traintracks.

>rail lines around here haven't been used for over a decade

> tfw no poo eva gf

>I cant get to another city

This board used to be a great place for feels and reals posting, if anyone should kill themselves It's OP.

just improve your life bros, it's not like it's a zero sum status and signaling game