Have you ever jerked off in school?

Yeah masturbated in school pretty regularly, during the long break and such. Good way to kill time and wind down a bit.
Friend of my little sister got caught diddling herself and bullied pretty badly though, so in hindsight probably not really worth the risk.

Storytiem

I would rub my dick at my desk and autistically think no one would see my precum stains

I wasn't a bright kid in school

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Yes the very next day i discorvered fapping and once after my peepee got hard staring too much at my oneitis in art class.

Don't get your hopes up
>14-16 years old
>the tard school is right next door, and there was this one tard that wasn't as dumb as the rest that went to the normal school
>go to the bathroom because I had an erection
>that tard was there pissing in the urinals
>piss two urinals left of him
>look up and close eyes
>feel something grab my dick
>guess who it is
>for a couple of seconds think it's my hand
>precum emerges
>open eyes
>look at dick
>look at piss neighbour
>took me about 5 seconds to look at him
>looks innocent as fuck
>he finishes and goes away
>I can't piss now
>sit there for a few minutes until it goes away
>go back to class
>teacher is angry that it took me so long
>go home

I occasionally saw him in the hallway, but that was all.

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I'm a high school senior and I jerk off four times a day in the bathroom. I hate myself and want to die

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That's weird, I have to mute porn unless it's Xev, but even then only certain video.

Four times in a row or just four separate times? Do you have a schedule?

Yes I was homeschooled left alone in my room with a laptop

Four separate times
>before homeroom
>twice during lunch
>studyhall

yes, during class. still remembering it every now and then.

>be me
>6th grade
>teacher gives me the key for the classroom since i'm always early
>goes to school at 5 morning
>no students yet but there are staffs around
>go to class
>then start locking the door and windows
>sit on the corner
>start fapping
>close eyes for better simulation
>qt 3.14 girl classmate is grinding me
>cum.gif
>stands up and goes outside
>after 50 min saw students coming in
I regret not knowing porn vid can be download from the interweb. But fun times is fun

fake as fuck stop larping

I swear im not larping. Once I was caught by a
fat teacher and had to lick her pussy so she would let me go without any trouble

Never. But I tried doing it in the woods right on the tracks. I couldn't relax fearing that somebody would see me. I dropped it and literally after 5 minutes there was a guy on the bicycle passing through and a locomotive.

You're rotting your brain, user.

Lel good one and somehow original

Yeah.
I was so poor my internet got cut off so I used to stay in the computer lab all night for my internet and catfishing addiction. After one particularly successful conversation I went to the bathroom stall and blasted all over the toilet. Then I wiped it up with some 1 ply toilet paper and left.

user, Im not interested to hear your story about how the teacher asked you to leave the first grade classroom.

No but I do it at work.

Beat me to it, I like to do it in the toilet after hours.

Around the time when I was first discovering I could jerk off and cum I jerked off into a school urinal, Some other kid caught me, but he probably had no idea what I was doing and just thought I was weird probably.

Yes I have...
>be me 7th grade (I was about 13)
>total hornball
>girl with no bra and huge pointy titties in math class
>UGHHHGHAHGHGHH
>go to restroom
>wank into the toilet

I felt like a proper Indian that day.

Dude, I'm a girl (not trans) and I fapped in fucking class one time. I think I'm literally autistic and no one has had the heart to tell me, I have no idea how I did this.

-5th grade
-everyone's writing essays, room all quiet and tense
-i'm a straight A kid and am one of the first ones to get done
>wellp, nothing to do now, might as well do that thing that feels good that i don't really understand what it is but totally no one will be able to tell i'm doing
-commence rubbing through jeans using part of my chair, occasionally pulling up on the waist of them for tension down there because that feels good too
-this goes on for like 3 minutes, i'm looking up every once in a while to make sure ~no one notices teehee~, then make FUCKING EYE CONTACT WITH OUR FEMALE TEACHER WHO'S LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ME HORRIFIED
-oooookay i don't fully get this action i'm doing but i know it's for some reason wrong to do in front of others and this is a fucking dark cold chilling wave of embarrassment riding over me, tiiime to stop...

I was the teacher's pet before that, too. And I don't know who else saw me. But yeah, fuck. Never, ever again.

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yes, in class and in the library
4 times
kill me

Yes, in the stand up urinals too, not the stalls. Never caught. Winner is me.

Yeah like 1m away from someone
cleanup was not gonna happen so i had to sacrifice my undies
good day

Kek what the f should i do wirt my freetime between classes othet than jerk off?

Yes, but I didn't come. Russian schoolgirls cause my erection very fast.

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Yes, I used to fap quite often in school.
Not sure why, I sorta just did.

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I got aids

no but i've jerked off at work a few times

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Yep, phantom fapped in a stall and dropped my load in the toilet.

Phantom what?

Fapped as quietly as I could, this was in the middle of the day. The bathrooms and halls echoed really fucking far.

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I jerked off in a girl's bathroom stall at my uni's library once, late at night. Stay tuned for part two my senior year.

>be me
>9th grade
>in algebra class
>friend is a rogue vandal that does what he wants
>bored in class with sub
>hey user?
>what
>I'm gonna fap in the bathroom
>lolwut?
>gets up and leaves
>look to other friend
>shaking head in disbelief
>minutes go by
>the hero returns.gif
>huge smile on his face
>ask to go to bathroom
>open stall
>jizz all over the toilet dispenser
>the absolute madman

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No.
I was slapping my upper thigh in Spanish class once when we weren't doing any work because our teacher was a retard but I guess since it was under the desk it looked like I was masturbating.

The teacher held me after class and called in the head of year (some fat short middle aged cunt, looked like a bowling ball) to berate me and some other guy for laughing at it and calling me a "disgrace to the school". It's also worth mentioning the troglodyte bitch teacher took every other month off for maternity.

this isn't me dipshit. god i wish i was larping

You're not alone man, I fap in the toilets 1-2 to the hot girl in my class.
I feel bad about myself later but I can't stop it

No, too worried of getting caught or something, and bathrooms are gross.

Civics class in 8th grade I found a way to do it discreatly no hands needed.
I know a girl who did it in class a lot as well.

yup
>senior
>played in a jazz band like a faggot
>had a dom discord gf like a faggot
>we're both into public stuff/humiliation
>for a few days before our last concert of the years she talks about having a plan for me but won't actually say what it is
>about 30 minutes before i have to get on stage she messages me and is like "go find a bathroom. you have to cum. no excuses"
>i do it like a faggot
>cum all over a wall
>send her pictures
>she calls me a good boy
>go play jazz like a faggot

miss those days desu

I had a thicc brown biology teacher who wore semi short skirts and a bathroom right next to the class. Can a nigga be blamed?

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Yes, once I had to go to the bathroom during class and decided to fap in the urinal as well

In preschool during nap time I would lay awake while all the kids slept. And I would fap laying face down. Then the instructor caught me like 5 times but they didn't tell me why it was bad.

>Browsing Funnygames for poorly-made flash games and reading endless hentai doujinshi all day long.
>Watching endless hentai and anime at night into the deep morning.

I know what it's like, my homeschool homie.

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I want to be like this guy someday. What a champ.

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