Good morning, Jow Forums!

good morning, Jow Forums!
well it's morning here anyway!
is there anything you want to talk about?

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i cancelled my theory test booking again
im just not interested in driving at all
i feel bad because my parents were really happy that i was finally doing something

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Am bani de ma enerveaza,le-am dat la dusmani boala de nu se mai trateaza

how do I become a genius nerd from the future
how much Devo do I listen to

your booking with what? i'm sure your parents will understand if you're honest with them!
sorry, i only speak english!

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I've never had sex and I really want to grab some tittys and ass and it's infuriating to think about

Just go grab them then, user!

s-sorrry, i don't really do lewd talk... good luck with that though!

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Yes, I'd like to talk about the fact that your waifu is shit and the animu she stars in is shit.

De ce fa baga-mi-as pula-n inima si sufletu tau hai ca ma pis pe familia ta de lepadatura

Are you a girl or a girl(male)? This is an original question.

i'm a boy!
you're welcome to your opinion!
sorry, i still only speak english!

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Doar engleza?Sa vezi cate limbi vorbedti dupa ce imi bag pula-n gatu tau :))

I can't do that it's rape and I don't want to go to prison.

Yui is my waifu! alongside Raphi

There used to be a time where I'd call you a faggot and other sorts, but I've just accepted that we've reached a point where I should be happy you were honest with me about your gender, so carry on.

you have good taste, user!
i appreciate your blessing

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De ce ma ingori ma poponaru pulii zi libidinosule

zi ba fmmm de muist dc nu zici nimic futemas pe rasa ta si pe familia t

Why do all the r9k tripfags tries to have conversations with anons?
How fucking lonely must you be.

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BAAAAAA ZI CEVA CA MA PIS PE TINE

u-uhhh...
some of them can be fun to talk to!

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They really aren't.
And you come across as even more boring and underage even.

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i'm 21 though! and i disagree, i had plenty of fun talking to anons yesterday

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Congrats on being younger than me.

Its sad you find shallow conversations with strangers to be fun, I suggest finding some friends so you don't feel so lonely.

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i have friends, but i feel that talking with anons is a good way to pass the time

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Clearly not enough friends by the looks of it.

In either case you're not the least bit interesting, so chances are these shallow as all fuck conversations are quite possibly all you could probably muster when it comes to talking.

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TACI BA DE MUIST PISAMAS PE TINE SI PE POZA TA,vrei sa te futa baietii in cur poponare

i think i would like to get married soon but... pic related.
i keep doing autistic/schizo things and sabotaging my relationship.

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you're welcome to your opinion, Kryst-kun. but if you're still here talking to me, obviously there's some value in it, even if it's just to be a bully. you're welcome here!
i'm not too good with relationships either. but i think if it's meant to be, it'll all work out. if she loves you she won't judge you based on petty stuff like that

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Yes, as much value as one would have to continue kicking a worthless can on the sidewalk.

Don't remember needing to be welcomed either, I'll post here if I feel like, so I suggest you remove the tone, faggot.

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i like you, Kryst-kun. you're honest

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A shame you have no positive traits going for you so I can't say I like you.

Maybe manage to be more impressive than some typical faggot craving shallow conversations and we'll see.
Until then you can fuck off.

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but this is my thread, Kryst-kun! you can't kick me out of my own thread!

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Of course I can, same way the jewish bankers can kick you out of your home, faggot.

Now shoo shoo, this is an abomination you will cease now.

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make me, Kryst-kun!

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Baa dc ma ignori ma iar pisamas pe threadu tau si pe fata ta :)))))

I don't wanna force fat neckbeards.
I'd rather keep my distance, just be a good boy and obey.

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Faceti loc ca nu am aer,nu suport miros de fraier :))))nu suport sa vad ratatiii unde stau doar imparatii

i'm not fat! if anything i'm lanky... why can't we just get along, Kryst-kun?

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Because you're boring and uninteresting.

Go on, what is the most interesting thing about you.

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Stop bullying him, he's my friend

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w-well i don't know... that's a difficult question! and pretty personal, too... what about you?

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Da futetiva in cur odata de bulangii ca va place pula

I got two raises at work this week. I used to think I had no work ethic/was really bad at work since all I had ever done was food service jobs and hated it, but since I started the factory job I'm at, I'm really good at it. Probably the autism!

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Then as a friend can you pls give him attention so he doesn't shit up r9k begging for attention?

Don't answer a question with a question stupid fuck.
Personal or not say what makes you interesting you're here to talk aren't you?
If not, fuck off.

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Old man good job for shitting on this stupid thread

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good for you user! that's really great! i hope you get even more raises. is it hard work to do? do you enjoy it?
how am i supposed to know what you'd find interesting?

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Mind your tongue gypsy.
I'm not shitting on anything, all my posts are high quality so if anything I'm improving upon it.

Apparently you do considering you backpedaled and stopped yourself from saying it.

But lets go with this then, what do YOU find most interesting about yourself.

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I have something I want to talk about:
What waifu do you reccomend to put on a keyboard that is made of re-legendable keycaps?
Pic related, it would be an image about 16x12cm, so 6,3x4,7in, so with 300 DPI it'd have to have about 1800px*1350px dimensions.

>TL;DR: Reccomend me a waifu and give me two images in 1800px*1350px or more for my keyboard

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well i'm a NEET so i don't get out much. but i like to collect things and draw sometimes. i'm hoping to save up so i can travel and collect more things. i'm a bit of a hoarder.
that's all i can think of off the top of my head. i know it's not super interesting or anything, but that's my life at the moment
what about you?
you should put YOUR waifu on the keyboard! the one you love! why would you let somebody else pick your waifu?

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>I'm a NEET
>save up so I can travel

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well i still get money! also you didn't answer my question

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Because I have no waifu.
I only ever watched about 20 shows of Anime.
Maybe Sayori is a good waifu, kek.

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How the fuck does a NEET get money.
From your fucking parents, from autismbux, on what government check are you on, faggot.

I don't care for your question, your story has holes which makes it sound like bullshit.

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just go with your heart user! if nobody has tickled your fancy yet, maybe you should watch more anime!
my parents and NEETbux. what story has holes in it, Kryst-kun?

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From what mental illness do you suffer from faggot.

At least I'll give you props on not reeking like the typical normie shitter that inhabits this shithole.

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too many to count, really. it's not so much one big one as it is a bunch of little ones. both my parents are total messes, so when they had me it was like a bad chemical reaction.
what about you, though, my tsundere friend? what makes you interesting?

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Wew,
>contrast(100);

>what about you, though, my tsundere friend? what makes you interesting?
Haha, never change user, be sincere and nice.

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Well you amused me, its always funny seeing shitters point out their patheticness.
And I don't remember ever saying I'm interesting.
I work, I come home, I jack off, and I reply to shitters like you.

In either case I have no further questions for you, so my interest in talking to you any further is gone.

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it was nice talking to you, Kryst-kun!

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Good morning Yuiposter, back at it again I see.

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yep! how's your morning going so far?

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I'd put a cushion on that edge.

I slept in for like 20 minutes now I have to go to class. It's my last class for the year. Hopefully the professor doesn't begrudge me for just sitting around doing nothing, since the classwork is all done.

How 'bout you? Got anything fun planned?

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nah nothing planned for today, probably just going to be comfy and maybe try to clean my room a bit

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>edgy

Don't steal my fucking images.

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Curiosity is what killed the cat

>smug
>Being a tripfag on r9k.
>Wanting to belittle others.
You unironically make me smirk.

If it makes you feel better about yourself then smirk all you want, I hereby give you permission to do so.

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>I work, I come home, I jack off, and I reply to shitters like you.
Haha, now I am laffin m8.

Such is the life of a productive member of society.

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>Speniding time to belittle others
>Productive
M8, just be honest, you are just trying to get a rise.
>That pic - heh, you actually feel like some sort of Ubermensch, don't you?
Well, see you around.
>no_time_to_hang_around_subhumans_like_you.png
I respect Kindposters more than people like you, you are just a sad display desu.
Instead of using this opportunity to be sincere and honest you put up another facade and act tough.
And you want to be the arbiter of what a normie is?

>what is free time

>w-w-why do you gotta hurt my feelings
>don't bully me bro
>I go on the internet for someone to lick my wounds cuz life is SOOOooo hard and brutal

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>>w-w-why do you gotta hurt my feelings
>>don't bully me bro
>>I go on the internet for someone to lick my wounds cuz life is SOOOooo hard and brutal
No, it's not, of course.
It just says something about your character, that's all.

I'm glad, hopefully I can manage to do more things which makes you understand my character even better.

Nothing wrong with having people know how I am, just like how I'm now fully aware you're some whiny bitch.

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i wouldn't like to talk about anything. I would like to declare that black women(female) are the best women(female), and white wom*n(female) can not compete!

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Well, think what you may, I am not whiny, I am just sincere.
I can take your insults no problem.
In fact, I am even physically not that impressive.
I am just 185cm at 70Kg.
Does that make a man whiny?

I can't stand wage slaving anymore. Everyday I want to kill myself. I only have enough energy to lay in bed watching anime, and rarely play some vidya.
Just let it end, I'm so tired.

Yes you're whiny, like some spoiled brat who hasn't figured that people will behave however they please and don't care for your feelings.

I don't care for your physical prowess, you can be the worlds strongest man for all I care, you'd still be a little bitch whining how someone is upsetting you because they wont tug dicks with you.
No idea who you're trying to impress, but do keep quiet.
Even the Yui faggot managed to be less of a shit than you.

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have you tried changing jobs?

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Can any one give me a hug

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>people will behave however they please and don't care for your feelings.
You are mistaken, I know this.
But I am not an animal, I have a choice.

Can you pull your dogs leash?
He's annoying me with his barking.

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sure! here you go, user-kun!

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You don't reply directly anymore.
Can't handle a whiny little man by yourself?

I'm about to go back into neet mode for a little while. Some reprieve, until the cycle starts up again. I just want out of this world.

Wannabe edgy bitch[\spoiler]

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do what you need to do user. good luck!

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You've proven to be incapable of human thought.
You lack the intelligence needed to further converse with me.
I have no interest in your barks and whines, I'm no dog.

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Heh, I was looking for that image, what a coincidence!

I only see that dogs just start barking previously unprvoked when actual humans walk by.
Have a nice day, I wonder what you gain from speding your free time this way.

I gain absolutely nothing.
Hence the term free time.

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I've been thinking of the placebo effect, hope and how it increases the chance of you fulfilling your dreams of one day of getting a gf.

I know the belief that your going to get better is fantastic for recovery but i really do wonder how big of an impact it has on real life. I guess what i'm saying is, how much is believing i'm going to get a gf eventually going to increase my chances of actually getting a gf.

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a lot, i think! and what do you have to lose by trying? go for it, user!

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i have been trying though. I've been getting Jow Forums, i've been getting hobbies. i've gotten my life into shape and i've finally reached that point where i'm doing stuff with girls as part of a larger group. What i'm thinking of is, is the belief that i will get a gf going to increase my chances of getting a gf rather than my idea that it's just not going to happen.

i think at some point you have to act on it then. do you feel you have chemistry with any of the girls you've been talking to?

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Why is someone who's a total NEET taking in neetbux from his mental illness trying to give advice to people about their life issues?

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I like one of the girls but it isn't mutual. I just wonder if i had this idea that i was worthy of affection and to be lusted over that i would have a better chance of attracting these women.

different perspectives are nice user