Fuck it boys. I'm finally going to ask oneitits to hang today. This is huge

Fuck it boys. I'm finally going to ask oneitits to hang today. This is huge.

If she says no then I am going to just stick to reclusion for the rest of my life crying about women.

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I'm bookmarking this thread and will be checking on it throughout the day.
Now you are locked in and have to ask. If you don't I will always remember that you are a faggot.

Good luck, OP. I'm rooting for you.

In an original way, of course.

go OP, i originally believe in you mate. I believe everyone has some good in them, maybe she'll see that in you. I at least hope so.

Plz greentext your pain afterwards, user

Thanks anons, it's still early so thread might die but I will definitely make a new one.

I have it all planned out

We will go to my parents house and kayak, then get dinner, then come back to my house and go in hot tub which will lead to sex

I just need her to not be fucking busy. If she pulls the busy card im fucking done. Girls are always "busy"

Fuck boys Im nervous but ready

Cya on the other side

C'mon man. Make what people here couldn't have been able to do. You can do it

Bumping for hope OP.

>aiming for sex on the first date

>oneits
Fucking orbiter. If you remain within the friendzone, it's because you didn't try hard enough soon enough.

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I will keep bumping this thread till you tell us what happened.

Do you plan to ask her in person or by text?

Just do it.

That's to be expected these days. If you don't she'll think you're some weirdo.

Thanks user, I have been snapping her for 2 months but rarely speak to her in person because Im autistic when around qt 3.14s

My plan is to snap her today and tell her Im tired of just snapping her and want to actually get to know her

About to do it in a hour or 2

If she says "Sry Im busy tonight" and tells her friends Im literally fucked tho.

Thanks for the consideration user

Sent the first "hey" boys

Theres no going back now

underaged boys aren't allowed on this board
also, don't do it. you're retarded and you'll regret it once you become older

I'm 19

>you'll regret it
I'll regret not doing it desu. Its now or never

Sounds like a solid, well-thought-out plan, go for it!

She fucking said yes boys! She even gave me a smiley and offered a movie

Holy shit lads we are all going to fucking make it. Is tonight actually the night??

I mean you're already sticking to reclusion and probably whining about women every day (since you're here on r9k with all of us)
So you got nothing to lose. Good luck, user

I have been for the past 3 years.

Tonight might finally be the night! Im so happy user! Never felt this good in awhile

YEAAAHEAAHAH BOIII

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You did it OP, I'm proud of you

Hug me user

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And this is why you always ignore garbage like

Congrats OP! You've got this, I believe in you

Not yet, user. Cant celebrate yet. Girls are notorious for standing plans up. There is lots of time between now and tonight. Im waiting for the snap "oh shit actually I had plans"

Awesome! You made the right choice.

Let us know how the story develops and may the force be with you.

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does she know that it's a date though? be careful user, girls like to just "hang out" without any further intentions..

In any case you made the right thing.
You will either make it or get out of limbo and be able to move on.

A smiley and proposing a movie herself is a good sign tho.

i have a date in 15 min. Its my first proper date in 8 years, I'm finally going to make it bros....

wish me luck

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Well I just asked her to hang and shes the one who proposed a movie so I'm guessing she does

very true user

Good luck user

well done nigga

now just never cease to be yourself

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Fuck it boys. I'm finally going to ask Chad to hang today. This is huge.

If he says no then I am going to just stick to reclusion for the rest of my life crying about men.

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go get her tiger you got this

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>now just never cease to be yourself
That hit hard. Forgot how awk I am around girls. Hardest part hasnt even come yet. Fuck.

Thats why Im trying to not do the movie and want to kayak. Movie involves social skills, kayak is literally the easiest way to interact with a girl I feel like

yeah go kayaking
movies are shit. You just sit there for 2 hours and then you both go "well i guess that was a nice movie"

>sex on first date

Congrats motherfucker!
Now remember, if things don't work out with this girl, you asked a girl out once so you can probably do it again.

Lmao so true

She seems interested in the kayaks too so I guess that it is

This is fucking great boys. Ive waited my whole life for this

>he doesn't realize "busy" means she's not interested

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im pretty sure he does

This will probably die by tonight so Ill just post an update thread tonight

Thanks lads

Let us know.

Good luck

Fuck it lads gonna ask him out in 1 week

>"this is huge"

Tell her not us

Man good luck to you bro, I'd never be able to do that. I don't know you, but genuinely hope shit turns out well.

Do your best OP! I'm rooting for you!

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Saw my oneitis with some random guy holding hands and hugging all the time.
Getting drunk right now but I won't tell her to see how long she is going to lead me on further.

I hope she rejects you.

Fucking excellent my man, update us on how it goes tonight in a thread later
If you get rejected, no big deal, keep throwing yourself out there and build some social skills

Thanks brothers

I'll enjoy reading about your failure

If by today she doesn't say "sorry I'm busy" consider it a victory.

Good luck.

you are truly a chad

We confirmed a time. Well boys I think its actually happening

The closer it gets the more I wish I just stayed playing vidyas and not have to worry about all this. But no more

Is it tomorrow?

Will you be able to update us in this thread?

Good job user.

In about 4 hours shes coming to my parents house. its big and shit, has lake in back and pool and hot tub so dont have to worry too much about boredom which is nice

Will certainly update this thread. Calling it now some shit will happen and I ultimately wont fuck her. But lets hope Im wrong

Holy shit she cancelled tonight for some bs plans that came up. knew it lmao

Wants to do it tomorrow but its not even sunny tomorrow so cant kayak. Wow honestly fuck this. i hate women

rip my life

Don't go for sex on the first date, you could fuck it all up.

Definitely try to make out with her if she seems into it.

Is this you OP?

She did this for real?

What was the excuse? What plans did she allude to?

She said family dinner but apparently she got out of it so shes coming now

jesus

Good luck op. Make the most of it

Stop freaking out, nobody is expecting you to do all the work.

You can do it OP if you got this far you can definitely go all the way. I believe in you

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YOU GOT THIS OP MAKE SURE YOU SMELL AND LOOK PUT TOGETHER

Here imma bump the thread and keep it alive for all of us

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Put your hand on her leg during the movie, just playfully touching at first, then rest it there and gently massage (not too high up, just mid thigh). If you don't do this it will just be hanging out together and you'll get friendzoned.

Do this OP, make some physical contact. Go for a hug from the start

Bumpity McBump

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Bump diddly bump mother fuckers

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Bump. We will need more details once you're done op

damn gj user now just hope she doesnt just ghost u

Godspeed op, god motherfucking speed

this is such a bad idea

Oregano this fdfasdf

This guy fuckin with us?

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That's literally how you're supposed to get laid though. Are you a virgin by any chance?

Date went very well. We drank, laughed. Gossiped about highschool.


I'm seeing her Sunday :) .


ps we didn't pay our bill ;0

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My man I'm happy for you. Although dining and dashing might come across as cheap

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50 minutes boys

Holy shit my heart

No sex? I think it might be too late mate. I have never had a date where the girl didnt have sex with me on the first date ( I have been on 10 dates). She might just want to be "friends"

good luck op, I hope you get to lick her titties tonight :)

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Whaho get out of here you Chad!

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she's gonna flake out. how old are you

she might

im 19

OP NEEDS OUR ENERGY. HELP HIM OUT ROBOTS.

Are you guys going to the movies or what?

Stop baiting pls

Plan is to kayak. she should be here any minute hopefully

Im hoping we dont just kayak then come back and not know what to do and she leaves. I have a feeling that might happen. I hope it doesnt but it probably will

Make sure to ask lots of questions about her so you seem interested and she does most of the talking. Rooting for you and dont spaghetti

If she is into you that will not happen.

Just insist just to be sure

Ask her to dinner or to watch something at your place

>If she says no then I am going to just stick to reclusion for the rest of my life crying about women.
If you narrow down your standards to one woman and then end up alone, whine about yourself.

OP should be back crying about how she didn't think of it as a date any minute now

did you drain your sack in her already

cmon now

I'm rooting for OP here, go get you that puss.

Pic is OP'S hot date.

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Hate to say it by this guy is 100% right. You have to. You don't have to fuck her just kiss her maybe or cuddle

bumperooniogami

r9k is sending all of our autistic energy to you user good luck, definitely try to make some kind of move when you see her

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