Let's play a game. Intro: Timmy is 29 years old and tired of being an incel. Today, he has woken up feeling unusually motivated to change his situation (+3 willpower).
Rules: >Reply what Timmy should do >The post with the highest two last digits will be chosen after a set amount of time/replies. Dubs override any numbers even if they are lower. Trips override dubs but only the last two digits are taken into account, and so on. >Your digits determine the likeliness of Timmy to succeed, 00 being the lowest and 99 the highest. >Stats are added/substracted to your digits. Positive outcomes may raise Timmy's stats, while negative outcomes may lower them. For example: If you decide Timmy should get into a fight to impress a girl, his fitness stat will come into play. >The difficulty of the chosen action will affect how high your digits need to be for it to be positive. For example: Timmy might succeed at stopping pissing in bottles with a 20 but asking out a random girl at a club might need an 80. This is all after adding his stats, so if you get a 40, but Timmy has 20 self-confidence, 10 fitness and 10 sex appeal, he may succeed! >Happiness affects everything, but it also grows more slowly >For the sake of simplicity, it is implied that Timmy has enough money to go out, go to the gym, buy clothes, etc. However, he can't afford ridiculous things (unless his actions make him rich somehow), like an expensive car or a mansion >You can't get him to do things that would require an extended period of time. For example: "Get a college degree". It has to be reasonable. >To keep it interesting, I will generate a random number between 00 and 99 for some actions. Just in case the third reply gets a 99 and says "get married" or "kill yourself"
Timmy should throw out any clothing that has anime or video game references on them.
Matthew Lewis
Go outside. Then having nothing to do wonder around for a bit and end up on a bench in a local part full of self loathing.
Angel Gray
>timmy finds a gun in the closet >a quest has been started for timmy
Sebastian Moore
OP here Timmy's next step has been decided hold on until my next post
Bentley Baker
Timmy goes ER
Brandon Jackson
94 + 3 willpower = 97 Timmy starts a gym workout routine focusing on cardio and upper body. It goes incredibly well! In just a week, his stomach and man boobs are noticeably smaller, and his arms a little bit bigger. He feels in better shape and better about himself! >Timmy will keep enjoying the results of his workout routine for 1 more actions
You're not planning to start a whole new thread, are you? Hopefully not. Regardless, you should probably use a trip so nobody tries to impersonate you and derail the game.
Nathan Allen
timmy stops posting on Jow Forums and goes to 9gag and reddit instead
Michael White
penis enlargement surgery 12" length and 7" girth
James Brown
this is already bullshit, you need willpower to keep up a workout routine, he should realistically quit after a week.
Gabriel Roberts
Timmy buys and scratches off a lottery ticket
Christian Flores
Yes! My last one worked. Right Timmy using his new found confidence tries online dating on a Christian website. ( Tells us what options he can pick from OP)
Jonathan Gray
Timmy cuts back on posting on Jow Forums and goes to normal social media to take notes on how normies interact
David Sanchez
timmy starts lookmaxing
Christian Nguyen
Timmy invests in the stock market
Wyatt Lewis
OP here we'll stay in this thread, don't worry. But you're right about the trip, so I guess I'll use one that's why he only gets the benefits until the following action and not for the rest of his life.
Timmy's next step has been decided
Gavin Baker
timmy visits a prostitute
Austin Allen
Timmy buys a gun
Adam Perry
Timmy goes on an Elliot Rodger-esque rampage, but he actually makes it past the door.
Alexander Flores
timmy tells me where I can cop that shirt with the cute anime girl
Chase Bell
Timmy goes back to bed
Gavin Jones
Timmy sees inside the gym that other people don't wear anime shirts and starts questioning his style of clothing.
Dominic Stewart
11 Timmy buys and scractches off a lottery ticket. He doesn't win anything. His progress at the gym slows down and he gets discouraged and quits. What now?
>Tells us what options he can pick from O Sorry, forgot to reply to you. You can get him to do anything you want. If your numbers are the winners, he'll attempt to do that, but that doesn't mean he'll succeed (for example if your numbers are low or if it's very unlikely that he'll succeed)
Angel Cook
Timmy visits the library to get smarter
Ayden Flores
Timmy decides to stay in and watch The Greatest Story Never Told
Benjamin Reed
Timmy forcefully and without warning holds the hand of the next female human he sees.
Jaxson Rivera
Timmy starts smoking weed
Kevin Russell
Timmy tries online dating on a Christian website and tries to score a 6/10 virgin who wants to be a housewife.
Carson Smith
Timmy fucking dies
Cooper Roberts
Timmy joins a church
Dylan Howard
Timmy commits suicide, ending his suffering forever
Matthew Walker
Timmy's next step has been decided
Dominic Adams
Timmy gets a Tinder and wastes two months, becoming more depressed than ever.
Evan Bell
Timmy commits tax fraud
Michael Hall
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE RUINED THIS FOR US user
Joseph Roberts
Timmy buys a gun to win self confidence
Joshua James
Timmy assaults a local politician in the street
Angel Mitchell
There's no luck stat though
Grayson Torres
Timmy learns mindfulness and meditation and uses it to introspect
Owen Long
Charisma might be interesting too
Camden Gonzalez
>His progress at the gym slows down and he gets discouraged and quits. What a fucking depressing game. Timmy swallows a couple of razors in his bathroom.
Jordan Roberts
Timmy names the jew.
Owen Ward
There is a probability stat from the dubs
Jason Perez
55 Timmy approaches a... girl? What should he say or do to her?
yeah, I'm realizing that now. This is the alpha stage.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you landed face first."
Aiden Carter
pet her like a dog
Justin Phillips
Timmy asks her for the time, expecting to be told off
Wyatt Barnes
Spikes her drink and takes her home. Then forces her to eat a dozen raw eggs everyday.
John Gomez
he compliments her on her dress and proposes to have coffee and perhaps go ice skating sometimes
Kayden Torres
Timmy decides his standards aren't that low and that he'd rather improve himself than settle for an ogre.
Nolan Thomas
Timmy should be honest and open with her. He should say >Hi, I'm Timmy. I was just on my way back home from buying a lottery ticket, I think I've seen you a few times at the 7-11 before. What's your name?
Ryan Sanders
Timmy does the opposite and lies to her. He should say > Hi, I'm Tommy. I was on my way home to my million dollar mansion from rescuing orphans from a house fire.
Chase Howard
timmy's next step has been decided again
Camden Young
>ctrl-f truck >1 find I'm disappointed
Tyler Bennett
I see your criteria is "male", I'm one. Let's go on a date baby cakes
Cooper King
This is the best thread in a long time Thanks op
Zachary Jones
Seconded, this thread is great.
Easton Cook
thirded make sure the next time you do this kind of thing you use a name other than timmy because of the robot
Jordan Turner
Rolling for his dick size last number are his inches
You beat me in terms of digits but I think Timmy is being lead down a dark path desu
Jeremiah Hall
66 +5 self confidence +5 intelligence = 76 Timmy spouts unbelievable bullshit to the "girl". She looks at him, confused and he feels she's not buying it. Perhaps he should have tried something simpler. She walks away and starts talking with a more attractive guy. Timmy feels stupid and hates himself a little more now. What now?
Timmy should open up to this girl about his long standing history with gender dysphoria, starting with how she feels upset that he can't bear her own children
Ryan Jenkins
Usually I give him good options, but this time I wanted to mess with it a bit. I want to make absolutely sure he doesn't end up with that thing in the end.
Levi Sanders
Timmy goes home and shaves
Jaxon Myers
thanks anons. I thought no one would actually reply desu
Adrian Ortiz
Well seems that worked out for you so well played my dude
Austin Evans
29 it's too late to try to be a trap
He tries anyway
Ayden Perez
Timmy approaches the guy she's talking to and flirts with him.
Ian Perez
Throw out all anime and video game related clothing, cargo pants, and cargo shorts. Go buy Jeans and nondescript t-shirts.
Jace Diaz
Timmy goes to the store and buys good quality hygiene products so he can clear up his acne and foul body odor
Jose Ramirez
Timmy starts learning a foreign language
Kayden Edwards
timmy hires a prostitute
Dylan Lopez
starts working out again fueled by the rage of this rejection he also starts taking steroids which do make him go completely bald
