Be on my 30's

>be on my 30's
>long time gf just broke up with me
>can't tell it to my family and friends because they all thought we are on our way to settling down and marrying
>all my friends are married and have kids
>all the wives of my friends won't want their husbands hanging out with me because they think I will encourage their husbands that we will be picking up chicks

ANy other oldfags here know this feel?

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>all the wives of my friends won't want their husbands hanging out with me because they think I will encourage their husbands that we will be picking up chicks
You must be really sleazy if they have met you and still feel that way. Is that why your gf dumped you? You cheated on her?

How long were you together? Do you know why she broke things off?

>You must be really sleazy if they have met you and still feel that way. Is that why your gf dumped you? You cheated on her?

Nope. I am a loyal man.
Well a couple of the wives are really controlling and my friends ever since they got married changed a bit.

5 years
She have many things on her mind as the reasons and actually I really saw it coming. I know years before it wouldn't work out but still I persisted.

Rough man, I had a gf break up with me after 4 years, I know it's not a good feel.
But hey, see it as an opportunity to date chicks younger than her lol

>But hey, see it as an opportunity to date chicks younger than her lol

The bad thing is she's only 25

And the good thing about high school chicks is they always stay the same age B^)

>And the good thing about high school chicks is they always stay the same age B^)

I'm 35 pal. I do look like 25 but still dating 17 year old is a crime

So date an 18 year old HS senior my dude

Seriously they love fucking random older men. Be that random older man.

>So date an 18 year old HS senior my dude

No one will like me anymore man. I'm old. And what will my friends and family think of me. I'm twice the age of the girl.

Fellow old fag here, is the meme true that young girls like older men? Should I keep losing weight and maybe go out after work instead of straight home to bed?

Not in most states. And most countries.

I know the feeling. All I can tell you is that you held out as long as you could despite seeing irreconcilable difficulties (like I did) and it may have been for the better or worse. But the real joke is on your ex as women age like milk.

At least you still have a job and aren't balding. There's time to find the right one. But dating in your 30's will be a sadder experience because of all the roasties who JUSTed themselves along the way with kids and fat. But you have porn and a hand and you can wait. Time to not give a fuck.

Just because a man is over 30 doesn't mean he has to date post-wall roasties and take care of Tyrone's child. If anything seeing all the women his age totally fucking their shit up should inspire him because at least time isn't working against him like it does for them.

>>long time gf just broke up with me
get the fuck off my board norman

they like older men with money and drive
you might land some vapid twat who's just enamored with you being older but here we fucking are in the tinder age where they've all got inflated values of self worth

Yes I'm 27 and young UN's keep hitting on me. Tell the young girls u are married idk Y but it works

thanks bros, keep it coming everyone

But she's only 25 man and at the prime of her life. I'm already old as hell

>At least you still have a job and aren't balding.

No job though. I'm self employed on my single business.

>But dating in your 30's will be a sadder experience because of all the roasties who JUSTed themselves along the way with kids and fat.

That's the worse I don't want to date any of those women.

>Tell the young girls u are married idk Y but it works
That's just the roastie doing what comes naturally, trying to steal men from other women. Though the "other woman" is fictional in your case, kek. Well played.

Well You're still young at 27. I'm already 35

Men age like a fine wine so long as they take care of themselves. Being 35 doesn't mean you're a decrepit old man. You still got plenty of vigor left. Don't give up man, I believe in you.

I'm 30 famalama