>Be me >Take police exam >Get score back yesterday >DQ >WTF >Call them up and ask why >They tell me there are two questions you cannot get wrong or it's an autofail >I ask what they were You and your partner pull over a car for speeding, the man gets out of the car and points his finger like a gun at your partner. Your partner shoots and kills the man. Your partner then pulls out a gun and plants it in the man's hand. What do you do? >Its multiple choice and I picked the answer to back up my partners story >Second question You and your partner are arresting a man for domestic violence. He call your partner names and your partner hits him over the head causing bleeding. What do you do >I picked saying he fell while walking >I literally picked the answers to show I ain't no eat >Apparently they want rats
What the fuck. I even told the bitch on the phone how you are suppose to back your partner up no matter what and now I have to wait 4 more fucking years to take the test again. Why is this allowed?
It's fake, those exams are literally just common sense.
Brody Hall
Good they need a harsher filter on cops
Hudson Wright
you barely need a community college education for it that's why
Anthony Nguyen
So retards like you stop getting in
Gavin Phillips
You're supposed to uphold the LAW retard, not blindly support police brutality because "he's muh pwartner!"
Jonathan Barnes
Lol how can you not tell instantly what they want you to say? Shit is glaringly obvious
Ryder Evans
Holy shit OP you actually answer honestly on exams like that? Just give the fucking answer they want and then cover your partner's back you fucking idiot.
Wyatt Hughes
This has to be a troll How could someone fuck up a test that easy?
Leo Davis
You can't blame me for thinking they would read how I would eat him out and say "duck that guy". It's been my dream to be a cop and now I have to wait 4 more cock sucking years because of BULLSHIT
Joseph Martinez
Pretty obvious, you are lying about what happened and asisting in covering up a murder. Second one too is lying again, wich is not done.
Matthew Taylor
I come from a family of cops and they do shit like this all the time. I could tell you stories of my grandfather in the 60 holding guys off the roofs of buildings to scare him
Colton Nelson
They shouldn't let autists with no theory of mind to be cops
What you SHOULD do is lie on the test and give them the HONEST LAW ABIDING ANSWER, then when push comes to shove and you actually see your partner kick a nigger in the balls for being a nigger, THEN you back him up. Come on dude, it's like lying on a personality test when you apply to a grocery store. Of course you need to say you're "extroverted and love people" if you want the job, even when you're asocial as fuck in reality.
Carter Lopez
But this department gives a lie detector to get on
Joshua Martinez
they want subtle corruption not outright corruption. imagine your exam leaked during a court hearing, it would damage your testimony.
Lie detectors are bullshit They are not always correct, and can easily be manipulated. It's just a scarecrow used by law enforcement, too make people talk.
Charles Howard
How bad is your retardation that you can't see obvious weed out qs on a police exam?
literally >are you a corrupt faggot >yes >why wont they let me be a licensed killer :(
Brandon White
You utter fucking moron you were supposed to give the moralfag choices.
Everyone knows cops dont actually do the moralky correct thing in those situatuons
Gavin Hernandez
They won't trust me then
Jonathan Davis
I've seen this thread before, but I'm too lazy to find it in an archive.
Ayden Myers
So I'm not the only one who got screwed by these cucks?
Levi Collins
>"Are you going to be corrupt and cause trouble for our station when your autistic ass gets caught?" >Yes >"Ok fuck off" >REEEE YOURE CUX
Andrew James
This has to be fake, is anyone actually this stupid? You might have answered "will you uphold the law" with "no".
Matthew Price
They won't hire if you can't keep a straight lie
Jaxson Stewart
>admit you would be dirty as fuck >why wouldn't they hire me? lol u dumb fuck
Alexander Sullivan
>how I would eat him out They really don't want you to be tonguing your partner's asshole while on patrol
Josiah Jackson
>fails at being a pig
>by admitting he was going to be a pig
Yarr harr diddle me please
Jaxson Baker
>muh gubberment only wants rats!
nigga thats cops main job. they literally are paid to rat on people. at least you can get a job that is respected now
Jaxson Mitchell
>Implying they won't put my ass on desk duty for 20 years for risk of being a rat
I want to be on the street
Nathan Smith
>Test works as intended
Xavier Parker
Oh fuck off you cuck
Tyler Cox
>can't pass the have sex test >I'm the cuck Remember user, when she asks if you want Tyrone involved, say "no" you retard, not "yes" like you honestly think. THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE
Noah Cox
What are you talking about you autistic retard?
Levi Jenkins
>can't pass basic reading test >I'm the autistic retard Calm down bald manlet and lay off the chocolate fatty
Hunter Johnson
I didn't fail it because I can't read or understand the question you dumb fuck. I failed because I ain't a rat
Camden Howard
HOLY SHIT THIS CAN'T BE REAL. GET A BETTER COMB YOU DIPSHIT.
Chase Hughes
Fuck you cuck, go suck nigger dick
Bentley Bell
When I'm a cop in 4 years I'm going to shove my baton up your ass and fuck your girlfriend
Luke Martin
>When I'm a cop in 4 years I'm going to shove my baton up your ass and fuck your girlfriend originally
you literally told the police that you are ready and willing to cover up crimes, in written form, with your signature.
first rule of an honest cop: dont be crooked. you fucked that up. obviously. first rule of a crooked cop: dont leave any evidence. you fucked that one up, too.
you're never gonna be any kind of cop, at least at that department. you disqualified yourself for life.
Aaron Johnson
This thread makes my streets feel just that much safer. Thank God this autist wasn't hired
Say that when a nigger is fucking you and taking your wallet. You'll wish I was there
Carson Torres
>gets rejected from police for being a pussy >acts tough online classic manlet beta
Jordan Perez
The system works sometimes, I'm impressed.
Nicholas Stewart
How is that bring a pussy? A pussy would eat
I fucking hate you guys. You guys use to be cool, you're suppose to take my side
Owen Williams
No I'll be calling an actual, professional policeman, not a wannabe pig Thank you, though
Michael Perez
Be a vigilante instead. Much more respect from the public and you'll be a local legend
Angel Bailey
fortunely for you, you won't get killed by a lanky nigger anytime soon so be grateful kid
Nathaniel Rogers
>when I'm a cop in 4 years You got rejected, and in four years you'll be required to have a body cam on at all times and will be fired if you turn it off.
Cameron Davis
Its funny because those are the actions a cop would actually take in real life
William Sanchez
Damn, this thread makes me happy.
As an user who has a good respect for authority and is considering becoming a police officer, himself, I am happy there is one less scumbag who will be sullying the Boys in Blue.
Cops like that should die. Being a cop is a sacred duty that comes with privileges that are easy to abuse, and are extremely hard to society as a whole when abused. Cops should be held to a higher standard than even the average citizen.
Joshua Nelson
*Harmful to society as a whole Not only do cops like that get away with abuses, they also erode the public's trust in the system.
Jackson Fisher
>he has bring a pussy to school day Bad luck for you Also underageb&
Kevin Perez
>Will you commit a felony while on duty? >WHY YES OF COURSE I WOULD NO DOUBT IN MY MIND Just do garbage collection or some other job without responsibility for others my dude.
Jack Morgan
>>Its multiple choice and I picked the answer to back up my partners story
Yeah, no. Try harder, retard.
Tyler Powell
yeah, it's a good thing we've evolved since that point, huh.
John Ramirez
>calls it fourchan >doesn't know basic functions on Jow Forums
lurk moar weeb
Kayden Cox
>I literally picked the answers to show I ain't no eat >Apparently they want rats
They of course don't want rats, they want corrupt cops that can at least pretend to be honest. You are such a retard, why are you such a retard?
Dominic Thomas
Why even. Other with such a lame OP? >durr no really guys, I'm mad I failed a police test despite saying I'd help my partner commit crimes
Saged
James Stewart
>be me >go to bank interview >tell them i will steal money >tell them i will lie for others if they steal money >don't get the job
