Girlfriends that will take care of their boyfriends like mommy, cook and take care of them, give headpats and cuddles...

Girlfriends that will take care of their boyfriends like mommy, cook and take care of them, give headpats and cuddles, and tell them "I love you son, unconditionally" don't exist. Do they? The mommy gf is a meme, right?
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quit teasing me with this beautiful redhead, mark

How did you know my name is Mark?
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My name's Mark too. Are you some kind of psychic or something?

Is my real life identity on this board compromised?
Origi

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because you posted yourself yesterday, marky boi. good taste. aint many of us here, i can keep track of all posters and their motivations even through anonymous posting.

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Of course they exist. Men open up when they're in a close relationship and request this. I often hear one couple slip up and the guy calls his gf "mom" on accident.

>because you posted yourself yesterday, marky boi.
I might have posted something here yesterday, yes. But I didn't tell my name.
Seriously, how do you know all of this?

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>markiplier
>dur mark isnt my name though

I didn't post anything to do with Markiplier. I don't even like the guy.

a little defensive there.

No, seriously. You got it all wrong, I didn't post anything to do with Markiplier and I find his vids to be pretty shitty, believe what you will though.

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yeah, im sure youre not him, a half asian with an obsession for white GODDESSes.

must be another half asian named mark.

There's no such thing as unconditional love when it comes to women.

Damn. Now I remember what post you're talking about. You've got a good fucking memory. Is my real life identity in any way compromised though?

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you mean am i going to run to reddit or something like that and go "markiplier browses r9k!!!! and posts BLACKED" etc etc? no. but youre an ass. the reason why i didnt say bad things about WMAF couples because i have a friend in SKorea and hes dating a gorgeous chick 5 years younger than him. i didnt know who was targeting me, but i was certain it wasnt anyone like him.

it was you, dual identity race baiting nazi klansman blacked poster.

now im just gonna post BLACKED on Koreans because its like your kryptonite everytime you make a race bait aimed at me.

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Wow, I'm actually relieved you know nothing of me. That's nice.

youre a half asian that hates full asians and thinks white men are supreme, its not exactly a new trend.

other than finding out who hated me so much for my race/gender, yeah i dont care about yout personal details.

I think I might prefer a dominant woman who takes care of me in the sense that she supports me financially, while I take care of the house and stuff. You know, a reversal of roles kind of thing. Although I wouldn't say no to a mommy gf either.

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>markiplier browses r9k!!!! and posts BLACKED
lol mark you're a fucking subversive niggerporn posting faggot

>other than finding out who hated me so much for my race/gender,
I don't hate you nor have ever hated you user.

how unfortunate then, that i dont trust you. because of my race and gender, im your natural enemy because im the race mate of asian women. it didnt matter what i said on how who asian women date isnt my business.

elliots roommates were probably his friends, and they couldnt imagine elliot seeing them as the enemy. not me though, now i know for sure not to trust you or other hapas.

What race are you user? I think I've seen you a long long time ago. You were mad because some posters kept repeteadly making race baits and the like, and then you discovered that the blacked threads were made actually by some mad angsty hapas/Asians or something. Are you black or white user?

dont malfunction too hard, ive left plenty of obvious hints to my race and gender.

Yes, Stephen.

I'm a fucking brainlet though. Give it to me straight, what is your race and gender?

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back up, hapa boi. asian women were made to be BLACKED.

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Take them and leave me alone.
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>"dont disrespect me like that, hapa boi."

*cracks knuckles*

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