/britfeel/

6th for tucking in to dinner in a truck

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that is the nonciest looking drink if I ever saw one

m8 what am I even looking at here?

are you the dude who fucked up driving home taking wrong turn, and are currently spending evening watching animes

give me your license and registration please

I'm irish but I live in Bratislava. Every fucking day I see fuking englishmen on stags walking around the place dressed like cunts, drinking too much and gettting in to fights. Can Brexit please mean Brexit and all these stags can go to Brighton or something?

>he doesnt fancy qt teen boys

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>McCoys RIDGE CUT Cheddar & Onion

based

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and piss in your ribena

And we all know what should be legal

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tea's already legal mate

and mushrooms

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"WE'RE FUCKIN TOP BLOKES WE ARE, WHERE'RE T' SLAGS AT LADS? I MUST GET SUM FUCKIN' CLUNGE AND SUM FUCKIN' COKE IN ME NOW"

noncestaches should be illegal

what is r9k /brit/ anons up to tonight???

watching porn int the living room again lads

Stake and mushrooms
No that be a different user
I know and I don't care

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Watching Eurovision and shitposting lad

Coursework boyo. Fun never ends round here

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The krauts can be a bit like that themselves TBQH.

>Eurovision
which board has the best banter going? They banned it from Jow Forums last year

It's banned everywhere except Jow Forums and /mu/, but /mu/ is shit and doesn't have threads for the semifinals anyway.

Jow Forums and TV (I prefer the Jow Forums thread myself).

>bratislava
>krauts
eh?

>/tv/

Interesting...

What? The people on /tv/ are too far up their own asses for my liking.

what exactly does a care coordinator do for you?

Cross between a babysitter, suicide counsellor and life coach

Germans come to BA yeah, but not in the same way the English do.

No I am not going over there hell I don't even have to go over there to get a ban from every where as I found out earlier

Like wtf

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Reminder to all non-Anglos: GTFO!

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A couple of months ago someone stabbed me, but police can't prove it was him beyond reasonable doubt.

Police have told me I can either start a civil lawsuit and sue him, or just ask for compensation.

Spoke to a solicitor today. I was told compensation is standard. I'd get like 500-800 pounds. Suing him would get me way more, like 4000, but if he can't afford it, then it's possible that I'd get next to nothing.

Not sure what to do. I want to make sure this fucker pays for what he did, but I also want the money.

What do?

Where did you get stabbed?

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Take the compensation. They;re right about him not being obliged to pay a court settlement if he can't afford it.

OR go mete out some vigilante justice if you're that upset

>I want to make sure this fucker pays for what he did

mate stop being a pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=q1jrO5PBXvs

do him in in a way that he can't prove you did it, and also nick his shit to pay you back

glass the cunt using original methods

Oh I'm sorry you were expecting paprika

>tfw Lincolnite
>was literally at the shop next to that post office today

absolutely proud rn, lads.

How long you been working on this larp?

>tfw momokun will never sit on your face

AND he's going to use the compensation to take his mother out for a nice meal in the hopes of fucking her

In the rib. Had to take 2 weeks off work and was ill for ages afterwards.

I'm going to guess about 2 hours

normie cunt

normie cunt

I stand with whoever the police have it in for

Post pics of scars or the damage done so we know its true

Can't, might get doxxed from a mole

>police can't prove it was him beyond reasonable doubt.
isnt that what the trial is for?

Do you have any idea how abhorrently racist that sounds?

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this. Cant be arsed with another EPIC troll job

apart from when the police are arresting paki nonces then it's the little girl's fault

It doesn't sound racist. It IS racist, as am I.

I'm not going to take justice into my own hands and even if I wanted to I'd probably fuck up, kill him and end up with a life sentence.

Mate fuck off this is real. I'm absolutely devastated that the police couldn't take the time to look into this more but no CCTV = no chance apparently. They won't criminally convict someone with just a statement.

You guys relaly piss me off sometimes. I'll go somewhere else for advice.

pics of scars or fuck off

You forgot to reply to

case goes to CPS before trial. if the CPS says there isn't enough evidence, it doesn't go to court. CPS is a bit shit imo because they're not judges, just people who decide whether there's enough evidence

>They won't criminally convict someone with just a statement.

This is a good thing user

Civil service caseworkers, same people who make asylum decisions and can cut your bennies off.

Went into town again today wearing the old K-on anime top. Its quite nice being so above social pressures as to just be happy being as degenerate as possible.
You lads should try it.

youtube.com/watch?v=cw2fwpGSb0Y

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hang on let me just find and crop some believable scar pics

Simple question: would you take the money, or risk it and sue? I'm not posting a fucking picture of myself when all I want is some advice on a relatively simple issue.

Ok I call bull shit on your story why it will take a lot longer then two weeks for that kind of damage to heal up

Secondly lack of photos to back up your story or saying you can't

Here's a pic of my hand from 2 years ago
I had my hand crushed that pic was taken shortly after my second operation

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>I'm not posting a fucking picture of myself when all I want is some advice on a relatively simple issue.
Lmao. Just fuck off elsewhere you mug

This might be one of those things that you have to chalk up to experience lad.

Remember that the local rambo vigilantes on here mostly still live at home with mummy because moving out is hard.

Learn from it.

>Suing him would get me way more, like 4000, but if he can't afford it,
I don't get how suing works, why would the process happen if they knew he couldn't afford it?

>anime girl avatar
>talks about 'teehee boipussi' like a retard faggot
>brags about talking to young teens on discord
>is actually 6'3 and in his 20's and probably physically intimidates any 'boi' who is unfortunate enough to meet him
just fuck off

Be it your will everything will be illegal, bog brother

>I'm not posting a fucking picture of myself
jog on then m8

Because it's not up to him. A civil lawsuit is the same as a criminal ones except the penalty can only be financial but it's easier to "convict" someone.

is there meant to be a downside to what you posted? yes i am pretty much the perfect male(male).

Anybody who needs to ask about the potential financial consequences of a civil case cannot afford to bring one.

didn't you live in a shared house during uni? you even went to a party I remember, and filmed your flatmate taking a shit

>13c outside
>mums got the back door wide open

No wonder this place never warms up.

Half of you here are real cunts. You love some tranny tripfags making up stories but someone needs genuine advice and you act like teenagers on /b/ with "le pics of GTFO". Fuck off, literally thousands of people are in this position because police drop like 90% of cases due to lack of evidence.

>is there meant to be a downside to what you posted? yes i am pretty much the perfect male(maIe).

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Eurovision in 6 minutes lads

13 degrees is fucking scorching you paki

>what is no win no fee

gtfo our thread, lod. mother bitch

Well I'm in the middle of a compensation claim for my little boo boo

It's not hard to provide a picture with a timestamp, you want to be taken seriously then you have to give first, newfag.

not him but you should leave, uncomfy user

Fuck I havent watched Eurovision in years. Time to get comfy

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why did you get stabbed?

how unsheltered would you have to be to need proof that someone got stabbed? most of my friends have either been beaten or stabbed in the last two years.

its only the semi final lad

Dude we asking you to back up your story if you want advice go to /adv

That's the place to go

Wanker

>guys what should I have for lunch, a sandwich or noodles
>POST FUCKING PICTURES OF BOTH YOU LYING SCUMBAG
This is how ridiculous you sound. It's a simple question, I will be getting my advice from else where.

and why would anyone lie about some horrible like getting stabbed ffs

That's where all the mad songs that don't make it to the final are

>They;re right about him not being obliged to pay a court settlement if he can't afford it.

I just looked it up, it seems there are a number of ways they can get the money like through his salary (I don't know if that's just US I can't tell)
so only if he was unemployed then?

I can't understand this post can you elaborate

This one is funnier
youtube.com/watch?v=NAj8suae3WY

You didn't ask about lunch lol