/r9gay/ - #296

>tfw no (physical) bf
I just want to cuddle, kiss, and smell a boy who feels as strongly about me as I do him.

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Don't cry to me when no one ends up liking you soon after

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Good! And make sure you eat lots of good food.

and why do you care what your pets look like?
do you perhaps enjoy manly characteristics?

Just be upfront with him and tell him you can't find him attractive anymore.

why are you people fucking engaging with this autist?

>flat is a manlier characteristic than toned
K

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Thanks, I will! I already started eating healthier as of some weeks ago I just need to start exercising.
I don't want prisongay fags like you to like me anyway, so I'm fine with that.

>tfw no Spaniard bf Originally.

>he thinks doms like muscular men
You're in for a surprise

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answer the first question juan

What the fuck? That's not how that shit works. My bf is a muscular bottom and I fucking love it, as do most people I know.

Men should be men.

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Nothing worth answering, you're a terrible pet owner.
Never have a pet.

I groom my kitty and make sure she's the cutest thing around.

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so there are certain characteristics you like on guys
that's pretty gay you know

stop fucking replying to this autistic degenerate

>bf
>r9k
Fake news, ignored.

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>full blown normies
>tripfags
>avatarfags
>huge attention whores
>no discussion or efforts to make general better
Where am I gonna go now? I used to like this general.

Guess everyone who grooms their dogs are into bestiality.

Wowzers, what a TWEEEESSSSTTT

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wait until the retarded mexican tripfag leaves. The threads manage to get so much fuck better the moment he's gone

just admit you're gay af nigga

Wouldn't it be crazy if you guys actually used filters.

>p-p-pls be gay kryst
>p-p-pls be gay i luv you and i hope you're gay so you can luv me toooooooo

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>Kryst
please let me be your slave

the retard is still fucking with the bump count and img limit. Fuck I wish someone could just ban him

Fine, but under one condition.

The scum here are defiling my name and daring to insult me.
Insult them for their stupidity and when I return if I find your efforts good enough I'll let you be my obedient slave.

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but master, wouldn't it be better to leave them be?
isn't your greatness wasted on them?
they clearly don't appreciate you.

why would you waste your time with people like that?

You're right, hence why I wont.
YOU will.

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>Repressing homo
>Been told I could pass if I trap
>Boy has recently gotten really into me
>Have thought of seeing how this works out this summer

Why did this happen I want to die

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>Repressing homo

but why?

So how many of you have actually had a boyfriend? How'd it go?

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Me and my bf got in an argument. i told him to leave my house (he was living with me) he takes out his gun, shouts that he can't live without me, kills himself 2 feet in front of me.

fucking repress it and make us prouddont be a shitty faggot sodomite
instead fuck pussy and dont be a parasite to society

proof that lgbt faggots are mentally unstable idiots

thathappened.jpg

Still waiting for a dump email...

I really hope this happened, I love romantic stories

Here's your highly original full of content (you)

I loved him more than anyone on earth. If I had any idea that he was actually going to do it, I would have done something. But it did happen, and my life ended with his after he pulled the trigger.

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>my life ended with his after he pulled the trigger.
Holy shit, a gay ghost

>and my life ended with his after he pulled the trigger.
what keeps you alive?

Can gay ghost suck dicks?

Originally probably

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tfw no ghost bf to suck my dick

>tfw no flesh bf to suck off

Fear I guess? A week ago, I mustered up enough courage to pull the trigger, but I forgot to cock the gun (was really drunk) Ended up crying myself to sleep. When I run out of money that's when I'll do it.

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I want all the shitters to leave

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What qualifies one as a shitter?

You sound like a nice person.
I wish I could find someone like you.

Has anyone actually successfully maintained interaction with someone from here? I can't help but feel like it'd never really work and it'd just end with ghosting.

When you're meeting people most likely than not you'll discard most of them. No different here.

So it is right to think there's no point?

Not that there isn't a point, you just might not find much

what kind of a relationship would it be with another guy if he tells you to give him succ in a joking way? i actually don't know if he's joking or not and he openly talks about his dick to you and he tells you to find porn for him to fap to?

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multiple people actually.

kiss me kroni

oh, that makes me notice that a few people on here unadded me on discord and i hadn't realized.

Is this him? If so it's a shame, he looks very handsome

How does one develop social skills to interact with people?

Leave this place and come back in two and a half weeks Maybe three, depends on if you want to help burn this place down faster. I promise you'll be able to watch it improve after that

Closet faggot, just suck his dick and if he isn't really gay just say it was a joke

Is there any reason for gay blackbots not to kill themselves at this point? Seems like we're eternally unwanted

he's bi user, i forgot to add that

be cuter.
get contacts.
lie.
etc.

Just suck his dick then he obviously wants you to

I don't have anything against black people, I just don't find them attractive, I'm sorry if that sounds rude
but just mention that you're black at the beginning and ask the other person if it's okay with them, there's definitely someone for you out there

>tfw no neet fitbot bf

>be cuter
I'm black, literally impossible if I go by these threads standard
>get contacts
What does my eye color have to do with me being ugly to other people.
>Lie
Thats immoral user

>I just don't find them attractive,
I'm fine with that honestly and theres no reason to apologize. I just want to be proactive and solve my problem permanently if thats what it comes down to

You know a few threads back there were people posting about black femboys. so I mean people do find blacks attractive.

>I'm black, literally impossible if I go by these threads standard
There are some degenerates that want to be blacked so instead of bitching that some people don't like nigger just be a fucking nigger and go with it

ill believe you user, maybe sometime soon ill get the chance to get to suck my first ever cock

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I don't know if this makes you feel better or not but nearly every half-cast mulatto dude I've seen has been pretty hot.

It means he probably doesn't think very highly of you.

I've tried but it's too much work. If it was mutual I'd be more motivated to try. I had a lot of plans but what's the point.

it's not like he talks about it all the time. also he's not that type of person reeee

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wasn't that post about how he 'didn't' like black femboys?

Yeah he was a cutie. Still, he's scum. He knew killing himself in front of me would scar me forever, yet he did it anyways. I loved him to death but I wish I never met him.

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What? I remember them complaining about not having a qt black femboy or something like that. I mean it may have devolved into that I didn't really pay a lot of attention to the post but I definitely recall pro-black femboy posts.

>hahah man we come in here so often the waitress probably thinks we're a couple

What did my friend mean by this? what sort of straight dude would say this? Fuck why are people so confusing

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I thought I had until he hooked up with someone else

he might've meant that you guys go there so often the waitress probably thinks you two are a couple.

Alright well then this does make me feel a bit better. You guys got any general advice for how I (we) can improve the features I (we?) have as niggas/mulattos?

Jesus fucking Christ man. This is the top tier quality I come here for

seriously tho man, you should prob talk to someone. Have you tried contacting a therapist?

>until he hooked up with someone else
are there non-slutty gays?

>names the file "gg"
it's very hard to imagine why he couldn't bear losing you

Also
>taking a picture and sharing it
was that your immediate reaction or...?
I hope this is a troll

>names the file "gg"
>when it's called "qq2"
people with cataracts aren't welcome here

The file is named qq2

Why is one of your first thoughts to take a picture of your recently-deceased boyfriend's corpse

same as any other dude. Dress better, go to the gym.

If you're mixed race, your features probably bode well for you. White/black and White/Asian dudes are almost always ridiculously fucking attractive imo - case in point, go to Brazil

i'm kinda bored. what should i do?

>guy wants to hook up with me on grindr
>i just ate a meal

Being a bottom is one of the worst sexual curses you can have DESU.