What is the biggest lie you have ever told?

what is the biggest lie you have ever told?

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This is a good thread and you aren't a worthless degenerate op :)

That my parents are hippies that went to Woodstock and did hippie things. That my mom was a vegan Buddhist.

that you are not a fucking normie

almost all my interactions with the outside world are built on lies. just being a robot and leaving your apartment is a lie of a sort: you don't belong outside with normal people, you are just pretending to be one of them.

when i'm forced to interact and these things come up, i lie about my virginity, my lack of friends, my lack of romantic life, my lack of drive and ambition, i lie about my employment history and i lie about my education. i lie about my personality and i even lie about my genetics (i'm on finasteride and minoxidil to treat my hair loss).

This is a good thread op and you are straighter than a pole

faggot

Tell other people that I'm at all, in any way, happy.

Convince my parents that the company spent the money on the credit card
>Spent $5000 on my parents credit cards.

Pretended for 2 years to be a gril on an MMO.
Was part of a RP group and had a mother/father a husband and 3 sons.
So many orbiters who worshipped and praised me for being one of the top 10 players and for being the most feared/evil among them.

I miss the days of never being alone and having so many people to chill with.

That I believe things will get better

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i catfished someone as a an e-girl that some u fellas know. for like a year.

>"Yeah ive studied for my exam, dont worry mom"
>"I play games occasinally"
>"I have depression so i cant have a gf"

sauce on pic?
original sauce of course

Probably the existence of my kid(s), from the rest of my family.

>"How was your day"
>"It was okay"
It actually was fucking terrible haha owned

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For a very long time I lied to someone about my name, age, and other basic facts about my life. In the beginning it was just a casual lie because I don't ever tell the truth about myself online, but over time it became harder to tell the truth and in the end I never did

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Act chad with friends
Go home and cry

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>start becoming friends with someone online
>get afraid I'll become too close friends with them
>leave the place I frequently chat with them

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>Are you ok? You seem kinda strange today
>yeah just tired lol

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I have a completely different life and attitude with everyone I meet it's not that I have told one big lie just so many I can't choose.

Too many to count. I'm a shit person thus I have no friends.

>"Do you need to talk?"
>"No not at all"
I actually would like to talk haha family btfod

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>Science camp is great! You'll love it.

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Im happy, i just don't show it

Runner-up:
>College is great! You'll love it.

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>"No Stacy. You backstabbing me behind my back and getting me kicked out of student government didn't ruin 3 years of high school"

telling them that "im fine"

i love you
organ

>i will achieve great things

haven't achieved anything at all yet

I lie about my name to people IRL all the time, when I'm 30 I'll start lying about my age and probably get away with it
but that's not as bad as lying to myself that I enjoyed the new high school I moved to after freshman year because I didn't want to disappoint my parents