Is this a Jow Forums approved body?

Is this a Jow Forums approved body?

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Is that the trap that’s a paratrooper?

Body 8/10 sandnigger face 5/10

In america man becomes girl

i would have her as my gf, but only if she played with my butt on the regular

whoa...hey guys...

all american men become wahmen eventually

>wanting your prostate massaged is for women
lol come back after you take bio101

wanting your prostate massage is gay.
you might as well be taking dicks in the ass

girl dicks tho

No it's some plebbit poster who recently joined the 1000lbs club and might actually be a congenital female.

being fucking ugly is one thing but being an ugly attention whore is unacceptable

i've heard it's a woman (female) but i would rather fuck a girl (male) than this abomination

>wanting more pleasure is gay
Holy fuck do I hope you're trolling


Your prostate is an inherently homosexual part of your body and if you don't ignore it, like a real man, then you are gay.

>Your prostate is an inherently homosexual part of your body and if you don't ignore it, like a real man, then you are gay.
i hope my future gf says shit like this to me as she stimulates my prostate
not even shitposting

I like Italian looking women, I like strong looking women, if she is over 5'6 as well, she'd be perfect.

She's grown her hair out now, and looks cute as fuck. Just as long as she doesn't pull that muppet face during sex, I'd wife that girl.

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I want to lick him (her)

Instagram name is lile pumping.fe i think
She got even thicker


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"wanting more pleasure" is how faggotry gets justified a lot of time yeah. I'd fuck the "girl" in the OP though looks pretty top tier as far as faggots go.

FUCK... is this thing on hormones?

this can't be a girl, right?

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he has a post talking about wigs and hair extensions so you tell me

Damn I bet she is great in bed

what the fuck is her problem?

If only her face wasn't so manly. She's strong as shit though

she's no longer 125lbs, she jumped up a weightclass because it'd be easier to break the world record or something

While it's strange that she googled herself (especially if she's seen threads like this before) I would also get tired of being questioned like that too.
I don't get the man thing personally, she makes me diamonds to be desu

Well if she googles this thread she should know she looks more feminine with long hair and bangs.

Just in case she Googles herself and finds this page:



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100% woman, just stronk as shit

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This is literally noobgains mode. As if this person looked up that one punch meme workout and followed it for a week or two.

show benin ;DD

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Her reddit username is Tovero I think. For anyone who wants to stalk

Liking this “girl” is gayer than just sucking cocks

She look really more feminine in those pictures, she does a strange face in OP's.

What about this one ?

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She actually has a feminine look to her

Pumping.fe is my waifu fuckheads get away from her

This one ?

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Zyzz, is that you ?

>calling other people gay
>being on fit

Boy do I have some news for you

Hahaha massive gyno

I think she's got depression, like all girls who differ from the Stacy path

She needs to lay of the androgens then

Looking at her new pics. Fuck she got fat.

Do not want.

Leave her alone, shes just bulking

Is this before or after (((her))) gender reassignment surgery?

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Face in OP's pic is shooped. She's a cutie

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>two toothbrushes
And the heart weeps..

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Not shooped, just a bad angle/light like it can happen.

She looks like the kind of girl that will stand at the door half naked slightly bruised smiling stinking of sex and waving the 6'+ black guy who she swears is only her workout partner away.
Even smack him on the ass and say let's do squats next week.

>that sounds oddly specific
Someone got cucked

>tfw trying to do sexy eyes but your dick is tucked in so hard it probably turned blue

>clean shaved
whats his secret?

>Is that the trap that’s a paratrooper?
Explain yourself.

>no penis
Fucking garbage

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>taking dicks in the ass
Yes, and?

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what is that biologically male or female?

Is it born with a vagina? Answers bros I need to know now.

It's a woman no brackets

100% girl, look at her other pics, she just look bad in Op's.

No, she looks bad in general. The only thing going for her is that she has a decent ass.

Rather a tongue in cheek reaction to steroid acusations and fugliness remarks. In reality she seems to crave any sort of attention coming her way.

She's totally cute in those

Now I can look at this video with some emotion other than disgust. 10/10 bien trabajo.

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maybe skip a leg day once in a while otherwise yeah its approved

I still can't tell.


Looks a little like that actress from the new Mummy movie with Tom Cruise

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I would lick her pusy (no homo).

>congenital female.

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thank you i needed to know if i was safe to unzip

i unironically think she looks okay
face is a little manish but prob just angles. white people have that sometimes.
would date if she wasn't an attention whore..

goal body right there

but lol her head looks photoshopped on
would date

>tomboy thread


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>mfw Richmond
>mfw she’s in NoVa

meh, she looks ok here. seen worse

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ferris bullers sister?

>tfw there are no cute traps in your one-horse town

>Not afraid to dress in a way that shows off her body
>Used to be not hot but decided to make a concious decision to change

How could she not be? We had this thread a while ago, and the concensus was that she's cool

No. She's actually a chick

Welcome, Oldfag. That was actually a while back.

fucking calm down niggga

all that gym time and she has cottage cheese legs to show for it. women are so retarded I swear

Cottage cheese is a thing that all women have to deal with no matter what level of bodyfat they have.

The very concept of cellulite is a marketing scam.

EXACTLY what I thought, I mean just compare

to pic

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I went to school with this girl. She was really skinny and not popular by any means. Glad to see she has a legion of weirdos slobbering over her now. The female version of "making it"

She's definitely one of those chicks who likes to wrestle and be overpowered but most of the simps who tried to hit her up werent strong enough to overpower her so she's never had that intense turn on from a guy easily throwing her around and pinning her down. She'd gush when she tried to push me back and instead i force her to the floor of the living room and keep her pinned there, watching her sweat from exertion, giving me a big fuck me grin because she knows shes finally found a MAN.

And our children would be so fucking buff. I get so hard just thinking about it.

shes wearing a wig, i know her irl

Can you set us up?

> That nose


Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging their legs, shoulders, and back
Holding them close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for

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>you will never princess carry a tomboy while she lightly punches you in the shoulders and call you lame
>you will never be hanging out with a tomboy when a storm hits and find out she's cripplingly terrified of thunder
>you will never get Jow Forums with a tomboy
>you will never go to the track meet/swim meet/softball game/football game/judo match of your tomboy gf and cheer her on as she kicks everyone's ass, then have her run into the stands to hug you after she wins and tell you she knew she had to do her best when she saw you in the stands
>you will never help a tomboy study for her big test so she gets a good enough grade to stay on the team
>a tomboy will never attempt to cook for you and fuck it all up becaue she's never cooked in her life but you eat in anyways just to see her smile
>you will never coerce a tomboy into wearing a frilly, girly dress and watch as she squirms around all self-conscious and shy

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Peak performance body, unironically. Girls like her are the reason I want to be a masseur.

W-would she be happy if user gave her "attention"? Like a nice tributed picture.