you would think i would have more stories coming from hawaii and living around/near obese microneasians, locals and non FOBs. However none really come to mind at the moment. Heres a plane related one; not too intense though >book international flight; one leg is with a partner airline so i cant choose my seat >generally i need an aisle seat because end up needing to pee multiple times per flight. >get a middle seat, first time in a long time, its the very last row and when i look to my right its the bathroom. worstluck.jpg >boarding seems to be done with a few stragglers here and there >on waddles mr. beetus; ive seen insulin carrying cases before and he was taking advantage of "its muh medicine so it dosent need to fit in my suitcase" >he squeezes in his seat, fat spilling unto my seat. If it was a window seat i could pretend to sleep against the window... but not an option today >i endure it because if im sitting in the last row, its not like i can ask to move seats. >Soon as the seat belt light is off, he struggles up >someone else rushes to the toilet; im hit with the rankest ball and shit smell >"hopefully its only this dude going to take a dump today" >Mr. beetus stands up in aisle. "Poor circulation' he grubles >eventually hes told to sit by flight attendants as hes not waiting for the toilet >he sits for about half an hour and then struggles back up again. Rank ass smell hits me again. Hes huffin and puffin and holding to the back of his chair as he stands. >endured him getting up at least 6-8 times, the smell hitting me everytime he got up and got increasingly worst as the flight went on.
user you messed up by not calling it "FPH/FPS"; i only found this by searching for /fat/
>calls someone fucks >at the same time calls for ending bullying why does this generation curse so much compared to previous ones? I understand doing it around your friends but I’m hearing people curse in public MUCH more than I did 10-15 years ago. It makes their calls for ending offensive language pretty incoherent when every other word out of their mouth is fuck
I love how these toxic people send a natural signal to others to stay away with their bright neon colored hair.
>Two Cakes big deal one time Lex Luther stole ~40 cakes
Wow. That’s all I can say
Ending sounds unrealistic but sure, good read man
Well, to act like a nigger is one, for sure.
Cuz of the internet probably tbqh
I get the idea, you'd like to do stuff like eat treats and such without being selfconscious, like a guy who doesn't drink calls drinking "too expensive for him", that can take a bit away from the enjoyment right? But if you're already fat you shouldn't be eating fucking cake
>i might as well marry a man while I´m at it >she still thinks she could get one that easily if only she wanted to
This is exactly the right combination of utterly ridiculous and still harmless enough that it doesn't make you plainly sad.
While reading this, I was just imagining a group of "fierce fat women" in questionably bold clothing with the classical colorful hair and funky glasses, sitting around a table eating gigantic slices of cake and having "group therapy" about their latest cake-related traumas.
>Every single page of this book contains an AHA! moment
What, because somebody has said you're free to stuff your face like a pig.
That first bit, where she claims to be fairly active because she plays tennis three times a week etc, it makes me wonder about how deluded fat people are about their activity levels.
Let's be fair, if you are able to play tennis properly, three times a week, you aren't going to be fat at all. What she probably does is turn up at a tennis court bounce a ball against the ground and then fall over dying of oxygen deprivation. And she probably went 3 times in one week 10 years ago, but now it's more like once a month.
I don't even have to read it, I just see the thumbnail and laugh
>fat guy at work eats nothing but tv dinners >every day one of his breaks consists of dipping an entire pack of cheese sticks into either a jar of mayonnaise or mustard >drinks a minimum of 2 L of Mountain Dew every shift
So that's what, like drinking 2 cups of oil? 3500 kcals?
>>Work in food service part as a waiter while in school >>fat people always order diet coke or seltzer >>Meal is always a couple appetizers with a burger or unhealthy salad as a main >>Bill is always at least 50-80 bucks due to the extra food they dont need >>Out of shape people always ordering beer >>fit guys and girls always order just water and one of our chicken sandwiches or just split a couple appetizers >>bill is always below 40 for 2 in shape people who you can tell work out >>always feel bad for the kids of fat parents especially when you can tell the kid is already packing on pounds at 5 years old and the parents just put an iphone is his hands to entertain him
I don't have any specific stories but the amount of food people order is insane especially when any of our appetizers can easily be a main meal