Why aren't you a twink?

Why aren't you a twink?

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Twinks get no respect.

I am though.

The only gay angel you should be posting on Jow Forums is Aniki, you faggot.

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Because it’s easier to fuck twinks when you’re Jow Forums

This.

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>being a twink
>not being a four-dimensional wormhole casting a three-dimensional shadow
>actually still thinking the fourth dimension is time because H.G. Wells couldn't conceive a fourth spatial dimension like the brainlet fuck he is
Never gonna make it.

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Because skinnyfat.
Tried to lose the fat, just looked more disproportional.
Now gained some muscle, starting to look builtfat, don't want to loose all the muscle.

>not being a 15 foot 800 pound meat suit controlled by alien clothing

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i'm too ugly to be a cute twink

because I have broad shoulders, a big head, huge roman nose, and I'm covered in hair. I look like a caveman, so I might as well become huge.

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Why indeed

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because I am over 200 pounds

Because i want to get big. Also it's impossible to be one if you're a turk

God tier: Lifting for Anime girls
Greater tier: lifting for other men (homo)
Great tier: lifting for other men (no homo)
Good tier: lifting for God, family, country, etc
Meh tier: lifting to be strong
Shit tier: lifting for real women

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Elder god tier: lifting for anime boys

>Lifting for a doll with a soul
What would that be?
>Rei best most beautiful girl

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I am.

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Best eyes

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Best smile

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Supreme Being tier: Lifting for anime girls(male)

>implying it's hard to fuck any gay man

kik? It's for a class project...

Why aren't you a trap?

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What fantastic taste, but you don't need to lift for Rei. She's not a superficial girl. By all means, lift, there are benefits beyond "it makes bitches wet." But Ayanami isn't much concerned about your appearance, more the shape of your soul.

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Is it an art project where I have to pose nude in front of a group of hot men?

Pretty much, but it'd be just me for the moment. Though we can arrange that.

We could work something out?

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severe case of shit taste ITT

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>SHE SAID IT NOT ME

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L O N D O N

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Delet this

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Because my waifu wouldn't want to be with a weak ass twink faggot

Back the fuck up, mofos. I asked first.

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>implying any shadow isn't 3d
haha oh shit
check this guy out

Actually, being that a shadow is the absence of light, you'd have better luck arguing that a shadow is more 2-D than a lit area, given that the lit surface has the depth of the photons striking it, as utterly minuscule as that is.

A-are you a hot man?

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Pic related is me IRL

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3/10 would not succ

Well fuck it, my body is ready. Pic related is me btw.

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Self bunp

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>accidentally opens lewd tabs

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What's your height? From 1 to 10, how much do you like being dominated?

Filename idiot.

Anyway who is that, I know most of the traps/femboys who posted around here but I don't remember him.

I sometimes wish I looked like that but I'm not willing to get skinnier than I already am or it'd be really gay. Like I'm already 5'7" and 130lbs I don't need everyone thinking(correctly) that I like things in butt desu

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this guy is way too ugly to be a twink

r u retarded
that's literal textbook twink facial structure and hair

>I'm not willing to get skinnier than I already am

Do it faggot. You already gave me a hard on.

>tfw you're a 6'2 that wants to have a serious happy loving sex relationship with a 5'7 or 5'5 twink but can't find any in your area.

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Not worth the trouble really. I've yet to find a guy that's fit enough that I want to get topped by them and then usually their face or attitude throws me off. Even if I don't care about face.
Real goal is to find a cute boy that's around my size and wants to be smooth together in cute clothes but they all ghost me because I'm clingy.
Having standards is suffering

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Hips aren't wide but my waist is thick
My shoulders are pretty broad too.

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Twinks have to look youthful and cute.
This guy looks like an aids ridden kike from new york

>tfw you'll never be a sexy twunk

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You can make it user

Are shadows not 2D?
>No mass
>Capable of being stacked infinitely without being thicker
>Capable of being projected onto a 3D surface while still being retaining its properties
I really don't understand why a shadow of a 3D object wouldn't be 2D.

I am on the final cut to twink status. I swim 3k yards 5 days a week and dream of getting dicked in a shimakaze cosplay

Solid choice

Don't even know who's larping as who anymore. All I know is that I fell asleep before this conversation reached its weird conclusion.

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Im not gay

damn right.

Oh shit, that reminds me I have to look over my Dirac equation notes. When I first saw it a year ago I was so very pleased by how it improves upon the Schrodinger eq. Ty user almost forgot, possibly helped my grade.

Depends if you mean the absence of light or if you mean where it ends up projected. For example the cone of darkness which forms behind a sphere being lit is a 3d "object". But if we simply consider a shadow on the ground, it is a mapping of the surface of an object so its 2d.

>posting second worst girl

Larping about what, I just want to be the boy(s) in the pic(s)

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Lost

Nice. I was only larping, but I popped a chub once or twice tbqh desu.

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tfw twink and can't gain any weight.

But I am. I'm too much of a faggot to approach girls and men won't approach me. So dating apps are my only hope.

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too ugly

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What are the requirements? Does being a manlet helps? Hairless? Wtf is a 'strict' twink
I have the painful impression that I might be one

Trying to untwink myself, I have wide hips, gone from 26 -> 28" waist, ass is pretty bubbly too, doing legs so ass is going to get hotter, but atleast my waist will still go up, not shit I can do about hips tho

Yes, and yes. Now post body.

But I'm not hairless user

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i eat too damn much

cause i want girls too

your loss

>tfw naturally broad shoulders and wide chest/torso

All I want are the qt art girls and all they want are the ottermode twinks

Life is suffering bros

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I've got a massive unibrow... too manly for any anime, whoops

I don't mind, I have the ability to see through the hair. Go ahead. Show me your body.

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I will be

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Because I'm 6'1
Although my ass is large and I don't have much body hair

>3.5 weeks ago
>new intern started at my job
>short, blonde hair, blue eyed, scrawny kid
>probably no older than 20
>shy as fuck at first
>eventually warmed up to me and a couple other people in the office
>he's clearly gay, but not annoying gay
>i think he has the hots for me
>smiles whenever i look at him
>giggles at everything i say
>he's not bad looking, almost cute

im conflicted Jow Forums.
i have never thought about dating a guy before.
plus im way older than him, which makes it weird

Google mellisa rivers son on the cover of magazine for type of guy you should go for.

Im 6'1 too but I think I can still be a twink. being a twink just means BMI of 19 or lower IMO. and shaving. And I do have a really nice ass. I never noticed until I took a picture to troll on Jow Forums as a joke and I was like, mirin, I'd tap that. However thats impossible, so Im losing a little bit of weight so another man can tap my ass. No homo (just kidding full homo).

Although Im a little worried because Im quite beefy at the moment, I have no doubt that when I go from 200lbs to 150lbs Ill lose any excessive muscle. Im not trying to look like a girl because im not a mentally ill tranny, I just want to be a twink fuck toy.

holy fuck it looks just like him