Why aren't you a twink?
Why aren't you a twink?
Isaiah Morgan
Jack Price
Twinks get no respect.
Isaiah Rodriguez
I am though.
Tyler Gutierrez
The only gay angel you should be posting on Jow Forums is Aniki, you faggot.
Camden Robinson
Because it’s easier to fuck twinks when you’re Jow Forums
Jaxon Perry
This.
Dominic Barnes
>being a twink
>not being a four-dimensional wormhole casting a three-dimensional shadow
>actually still thinking the fourth dimension is time because H.G. Wells couldn't conceive a fourth spatial dimension like the brainlet fuck he is
Never gonna make it.
Easton Ward
Because skinnyfat.
Tried to lose the fat, just looked more disproportional.
Now gained some muscle, starting to look builtfat, don't want to loose all the muscle.
Jace Butler
>not being a 15 foot 800 pound meat suit controlled by alien clothing
Daniel Edwards
i'm too ugly to be a cute twink
Lucas Adams
because I have broad shoulders, a big head, huge roman nose, and I'm covered in hair. I look like a caveman, so I might as well become huge.
Justin Ross
Why indeed
Josiah Cox
because I am over 200 pounds
Camden King
Because i want to get big. Also it's impossible to be one if you're a turk
Blake Anderson
God tier: Lifting for Anime girls
Greater tier: lifting for other men (homo)
Great tier: lifting for other men (no homo)
Good tier: lifting for God, family, country, etc
Meh tier: lifting to be strong
Shit tier: lifting for real women
Leo Flores
Elder god tier: lifting for anime boys
Nathan Peterson
>Lifting for a doll with a soul
What would that be?
>Rei best most beautiful girl
Jason Turner
I am.
Cooper Anderson
Best eyes
Luke Parker
Best smile
Zachary Garcia
Supreme Being tier: Lifting for anime girls(male)
Jordan Russell
>implying it's hard to fuck any gay man
Ryder Allen
kik? It's for a class project...
Aaron Edwards
Why aren't you a trap?
Joshua Walker
What fantastic taste, but you don't need to lift for Rei. She's not a superficial girl. By all means, lift, there are benefits beyond "it makes bitches wet." But Ayanami isn't much concerned about your appearance, more the shape of your soul.
Jack Nelson
Is it an art project where I have to pose nude in front of a group of hot men?
Carter Gonzalez
Pretty much, but it'd be just me for the moment. Though we can arrange that.
Leo Murphy
We could work something out?
Jose Hall
severe case of shit taste ITT
Matthew Anderson
>SHE SAID IT NOT ME
Elijah Wood
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Jaxson Torres
Delet this
Luis Myers
Because my waifu wouldn't want to be with a weak ass twink faggot
Kayden Baker
Back the fuck up, mofos. I asked first.
Carson Rodriguez
>implying any shadow isn't 3d
haha oh shit
check this guy out
Adam Jones
Actually, being that a shadow is the absence of light, you'd have better luck arguing that a shadow is more 2-D than a lit area, given that the lit surface has the depth of the photons striking it, as utterly minuscule as that is.
Wyatt Torres
A-are you a hot man?
James Carter
Pic related is me IRL
Hunter Perez
3/10 would not succ
Ryder Young
Well fuck it, my body is ready. Pic related is me btw.
Owen Sanchez
Self bunp
Nolan Murphy
>accidentally opens lewd tabs
Hunter Torres
What's your height? From 1 to 10, how much do you like being dominated?
Nathan Baker
Filename idiot.
Anyway who is that, I know most of the traps/femboys who posted around here but I don't remember him.
Caleb White
I sometimes wish I looked like that but I'm not willing to get skinnier than I already am or it'd be really gay. Like I'm already 5'7" and 130lbs I don't need everyone thinking(correctly) that I like things in butt desu
Jose Morgan
this guy is way too ugly to be a twink
Benjamin Price
r u retarded
that's literal textbook twink facial structure and hair
Benjamin Cox
>I'm not willing to get skinnier than I already am
Do it faggot. You already gave me a hard on.
>tfw you're a 6'2 that wants to have a serious happy loving sex relationship with a 5'7 or 5'5 twink but can't find any in your area.
Cameron Baker
Not worth the trouble really. I've yet to find a guy that's fit enough that I want to get topped by them and then usually their face or attitude throws me off. Even if I don't care about face.
Real goal is to find a cute boy that's around my size and wants to be smooth together in cute clothes but they all ghost me because I'm clingy.
Having standards is suffering
Jason Brown
Hips aren't wide but my waist is thick
My shoulders are pretty broad too.
Connor Russell
Twinks have to look youthful and cute.
This guy looks like an aids ridden kike from new york
Daniel Nelson
>tfw you'll never be a sexy twunk
Jackson Bailey
You can make it user
Michael Collins
Are shadows not 2D?
>No mass
>Capable of being stacked infinitely without being thicker
>Capable of being projected onto a 3D surface while still being retaining its properties
I really don't understand why a shadow of a 3D object wouldn't be 2D.
Tyler Scott
I am on the final cut to twink status. I swim 3k yards 5 days a week and dream of getting dicked in a shimakaze cosplay
Dominic Young
Solid choice
Carson Brooks
Don't even know who's larping as who anymore. All I know is that I fell asleep before this conversation reached its weird conclusion.
Eli Peterson
Im not gay
Easton Garcia
damn right.
Michael Cox
Oh shit, that reminds me I have to look over my Dirac equation notes. When I first saw it a year ago I was so very pleased by how it improves upon the Schrodinger eq. Ty user almost forgot, possibly helped my grade.
Depends if you mean the absence of light or if you mean where it ends up projected. For example the cone of darkness which forms behind a sphere being lit is a 3d "object". But if we simply consider a shadow on the ground, it is a mapping of the surface of an object so its 2d.
Jason Rogers
>posting second worst girl
Jose Nguyen
Larping about what, I just want to be the boy(s) in the pic(s)
Ayden Cox
Lost
David Martin
Nice. I was only larping, but I popped a chub once or twice tbqh desu.
Juan James
tfw twink and can't gain any weight.
Jaxson Smith
But I am. I'm too much of a faggot to approach girls and men won't approach me. So dating apps are my only hope.
Chase Fisher
too ugly
Jaxson Flores
What are the requirements? Does being a manlet helps? Hairless? Wtf is a 'strict' twink
I have the painful impression that I might be one
Logan Stewart
Trying to untwink myself, I have wide hips, gone from 26 -> 28" waist, ass is pretty bubbly too, doing legs so ass is going to get hotter, but atleast my waist will still go up, not shit I can do about hips tho
Adrian Turner
Yes, and yes. Now post body.
Benjamin White
But I'm not hairless user
Owen Hughes
Isaiah Edwards
i eat too damn much
Evan Parker
cause i want girls too
Gabriel Baker
your loss
Anthony Adams
>tfw naturally broad shoulders and wide chest/torso
All I want are the qt art girls and all they want are the ottermode twinks
Life is suffering bros
Adam Cox
I've got a massive unibrow... too manly for any anime, whoops
Jayden Evans
I don't mind, I have the ability to see through the hair. Go ahead. Show me your body.
Evan King
I will be
Landon Hall
Because I'm 6'1
Although my ass is large and I don't have much body hair
Oliver Johnson
>3.5 weeks ago
>new intern started at my job
>short, blonde hair, blue eyed, scrawny kid
>probably no older than 20
>shy as fuck at first
>eventually warmed up to me and a couple other people in the office
>he's clearly gay, but not annoying gay
>i think he has the hots for me
>smiles whenever i look at him
>giggles at everything i say
>he's not bad looking, almost cute
im conflicted Jow Forums.
i have never thought about dating a guy before.
plus im way older than him, which makes it weird
Adrian Hughes
Google mellisa rivers son on the cover of magazine for type of guy you should go for.
Andrew Myers
Im 6'1 too but I think I can still be a twink. being a twink just means BMI of 19 or lower IMO. and shaving. And I do have a really nice ass. I never noticed until I took a picture to troll on Jow Forums as a joke and I was like, mirin, I'd tap that. However thats impossible, so Im losing a little bit of weight so another man can tap my ass. No homo (just kidding full homo).
Although Im a little worried because Im quite beefy at the moment, I have no doubt that when I go from 200lbs to 150lbs Ill lose any excessive muscle. Im not trying to look like a girl because im not a mentally ill tranny, I just want to be a twink fuck toy.
Jason King
holy fuck it looks just like him