Pumped Lord our Savior

You are going to turn upside-down, Jeez, unnail the legs first

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>If only Jesus trained his lats

Do all the mental gymnastics and you still know in your heart of hearts that your God was a commie faggot.

How did he move the rock then?

>For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
>If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
>Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Christ got mad at the enterprising money changers.

Jewish Testament

That was all pretend. He was Jewish himself.

>in Hebrew tradition adoptive fathers are still considered the father of a child.

DROPPED

Biblical Judaism is Christianity, you're thinking of talmudism a modern cult created after the murdee of Christ at the hands of the Pharisees. He spoke out against them and their man made oral laws, they didn't want to lose their influence and murdered Christ, the true believers, the real Jews who believed God became Christians, the Pharisees lied and said they're the real Jews but they aren't, they're the synagogue of Satan
Revelation 3:9
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
The Talmudists tricked you, you fell for their lies by calling them a Jew, they aren't Jews they're Satanists

Jesus did not abolish the old teachings. But also, because I'll bite:
>For this reason, God gave them up to passions of dishonor; for even their females exchanged the natural use for that which is contrary to nature, and likewise also the males, having left the natural use of the female, were inflamed by their lust for one another, males with males, committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was fitting for their error.
>Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind
>Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine

Lmao @ u think what you will of contemporary muslims but Muhammad was one of the most alpha men of all times, also the age at which he fucked his girl bride was not that extreme for the age. European nobles often started fucking girls of 11-13.

Amen brother
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>pedophile
their marriage was political, it wasn't about lusting for children

political marriages involving children were common in a lot of the world including Europe

also you're a literal retard if you believe in any abrahamic religion

He withheld using his powers until his ministry started.

also he lifted our sins

He was ripped, did you even read OPs post?

Go back to r/atheism, faggot. Shitty Western Atheism and soyboy DYEL's go hand in hand.

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This guy knows what's up. Modern day Judaism is the religion of the Pharisees, completely different from the Jews of the Old Testament. Old Testament Jews were based.

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Salvation-wise, no. Evangelism wise, yes. How else would this thread exist on Jow Forums? Also, the world has polluted the image of our Savior into some androgynous pretty boy, and fail to portray Him as He is, a man's man. People are going to be watching Jesus Christ Superstar this coming Easter, He's now being portrayed as a dyel pop icon. This is why they associate Him with socialism.

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The point of the story of Christ is that by voluntarily accepting suffering and self sacrifice you can transcend the inherent tragedy of existence and become more than you currently are. The theme of resurrection is that of transformation, and ressurection takes place on a small scale within every individual, as old weak parts of you die and are replaced with new stronger parts.

Christianity has the necessary mindset for success in fitness and all of life as it's central teaching. There is no better Jow Forums religion.

Whether or not Christ himself was actually physically Jow Forums is irrelevant to the story, because in the story the burden that Christ voluntarily bears is the sin of all mankind, which is far more than you will ever be able to lift.

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>following the jew-created religion of christianity

Just revert to paganism, y’all will be a lot more happy

Paganism is SS for religion. Fine if you're starting out but you aren't going to make much progress and you'll never enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Tengrism is the only right one

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Lol what is that? Looks like it belongs in a sex dungeon