Name a bigger vidya chad
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But I can
>walk in the gym
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Could anyone on Jow Forums do 183 pull-ups?
>tfw you have this on your playlist ever since you started lifting
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But I can...
>can't sprint on one leg
>can't flick lightswitches with a kick
Does resemble rich tho so i guess it's a tie
DNF took away my will to lift
*blocks your path*
*brocks your path*
*blocks your path*
>the beta Guybrush
>the chad LeChuck
trivia: Scooby once fucked Todd Howards bp so good that he decided to incorporate a copy of Scooby in TES3
replaying witcher 3 and realised it's the most Jow Forums game ever
>injected with shit to enhance their senses
>drink various performance enhancing potions
>except for natty uncle vesimir the firm SS believer
Move over soyboys
nu-Wang is nothing compared to the original
>Bros before whores
>Fought till the end for his beliefs
>After a lifetime of being natty, he used roads to defeat his enemies
Vs
A faggot that did absolutely nothing but eat weird shit and being gay
Actually, both Solid and Big Boss are model fitizens
Unf.
GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODAMNIT
Good choices. Duke is trying too hard.
>except for natty uncle vesimir the firm SS believer
I can't unsee this now, kek
The King of Figaro.
>Back when LucasArts was good
>Kickass rebel
>Gone Jackals soundtrack
>Whenever I smell asphalt I think of Maureen
>When I think of Maureen I think of two things: asphalt and trouble.
>Mfw can brainmog everyone itt
>the chad Big Boss
vs
>the virgin solid snake
Solid:
>Dies a virgin
>Gets cucked out of his own game by Raiden
>Meryl leaves him for some dumbass twink
>Has a shortened lifespan as a result of foxdie and being a clone
Big Boss:
>Founded a mercenary state (twice)
>Got the pucci
>Lives well into his 80s
>Played college ball, ya know...
It’s like you niggers aren’t even trying.
>stomps everything in hell several times
>so fucking brutal the demons start praying to him
>they even make rituals
>wakes up
>fucks them up again
All of this and not a single god damn word. Pure fucking hatred.
Taunt super xx Ultra
He's a little bitch. I would shit on his face and then skull fuck his mother.
Also a little bitch. A horrid pansy little fucking cunt. I would fuck him in the ass and then make that stupid alien bitch suck my cum out his butthole.
I would fuck him in his level 5 sandvich while scout throatfucks him with the wrap attack.
Fucking pussy was eastern European Slav is why this guy is. Uses pussy as potions and shit. I would fuck that little redheaded bitch of his and make him watch while wearing one of those pussy was chastity cock rings.
This dude is okay. He isn't a pussy ass bitch he's just duke nukes sidekick. So I guess he gets a pass.
I would fuck tommy in his fucking ear while lance vance dies his lance vance dance on top of his cock.
>cringeposting
This is the only dude so far in the thread that might beat duke. I would love to see a sword fight between duke and guybrush and have them trade insults.
Can this just be a general fictional Chad thread?
what is duke without guns? one punch of him and he is down
Fucking lol. I would screen cap but I think only a few people on earth would get the reference.
The intersection of people who shitpost here, have been around long enough to remember Scooby, and who get the morrowind reference has to be a couple hundred on the planet at best, and most of us are probably here right now.
Fuck bitch ass American servicemen. He's in the chairforce but isn't a pilot which means he is a pussy.
>what is duke without guns?
A boot in the face
Bitch was nigger has to hide in a box like a bitch ass nigger.
>Man of few words
>Chad
Huh?
words are an abstraction used by women and men who require the assistance of others for their own happiness.
Fucking bitch ass lol. Little fucking spic with a funny face. I would fuck his mom in her fucking smelly Mexican taco and then make him build a wall to keep other smelly Mexican kids out.
All fear Doom Guy
>dances you to death
>Halo character
>Chad
Twink Russian fuck. I would fuck him in his tweak little poopshoot and then have chun li first fuck him with her feet.
Gets a pass just because he is dukes daddy.
M I C R O M A C H I N E S S O N
This murders the chad
no he isn't
Duke is more than 2 years older
manlet (pic related)
turbo manlet
>Halo character
"No!"
Jump.wav
think again
this was sooo good.
#sweet memories
Duke Nukem 3D is called 3D both because it's in 3D and because it's the third game in the series
Where's the fucking trigger on that gun
>holding the minigun by the barrel
>duke is trying too hard
what?
doomguy isn't chad. he's autistic as fuck
>silent
>no gf
>in fact no pussy at all
>doesn't know how to act normally so just hits everything like an autistic neanderthal
Even in an alien invasion Duke is able to score pussy
FOURR SCOOPES CMOOON!
rip piano
what went wrong with street fighter, baka anime tier shit now
M O G G E D
Suplex a train? Got my vote.
SLAUGHTER NOW
SLAUGHTER NOW
SLAUGHTER NOW
SLAUGHTER NOW
Doom guy
no one can mog this guy
Dmc3 Dante is the chaddest Dante, dmc4 is Chad but feels more smug than Chad
Don't diss Nero and his motorcycle sword like that bro
>and this is to bloat even further beyond
>no pussy at all
>what is HDoom
user, not only has Doomguy ripped and teared his way through hell several times, at least one of those times he ripped and teared and fucked his way through.
HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA. HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA
honestly being smug and getting away with it/pulling it off while at the same time being chad is better than just only being chad
niko?
I win
good choice he mog’d the fuck out of brucie but....
Kratos is the only real answer.
>Has no intelligence
>only kills Aliens
>got cucked in a game
>dumb one liners
>buzzcut
Vs
>triple digit IQ
>battled through Hell many times
>never fucks bitches because he's not shallow
>rarely talks, quotes are memorable
>hides good hair with helmet
>great great great grandson of Nazi killer
>>great great great grandson of Nazi killer
Doomguy is canonically a virgin.
DN3D was fantastic and duke felt like a badass
In DNF he feels like a phoney, that DN3D was just a fantasy and I’m really hes just pathetic
Duke nukem needs the Bethesda DOOM treatment
Jesus....so many memories....
Edenian ancient
Yup.
.....
Forgot this
Weskers son