Go to doctor

>go to doctor
>are you sexually active user

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No, actually. I don't masturbate or have sex because an anonymous fitness forum told me that after a few years of it my life will magically improve and girls will start to like me again.

>Once in nearly 3 years,
>Better test you to be sure
>You have an STD

I wish I was making this up

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Not since my breakup a couple weeks ago

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Got my dick sucked the other day doc

HIGH FIVE

>go to doctor for nut pain
>they bring in the 7/10 young med student
>are you sexually active
>haha i wish....
>she fondles my nuts and looks embarrassed. clearly her first time doing a nutbag investigation in her medical career. possibly life
Sometimes life isn't too bad.

>are you sexually active user
Yes I have gone through puberty and my sexuality has been activated.

Does jacking count?

Being angry about the lack of pussy in my life helps push me through my sets, doc.

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Sorry to hear that user :(

I’ve only had sex once

"Are you-u hitting on me doc? Ha.. Ha."

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Why, yes, I've had the sex with scores of female women.

>not anymore

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does receiving count

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"Not for lack of effort Doc!" - the chad virgin

kys yourself

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>be virgin me
>have sex with college girl
>she's on the pill so I raw dog it
>get genital herpes

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Does getting pegged count?

Yes.

How is that difficult?

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This is a blue board you fag

>how do I activate my genitals

>tfw not since my break up over 2 years ago

it could be worse I could still be dating that psychopath

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>tfw had sex a few time (maybe 5 or 6), always protected but with random tinder girls
>few foreplay (BJ/lick) so I don't know if I have an STD

y-you see it right away, right ?

>tfw double digit past partners
>been over a year since a hand other than my own has touched minime

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Iktf bro

This guy gets it

>define sexually active

Every time

>occasionally see hookers
>if a particularly hot one offered bareback intercourse I probably would accept since I'm an idiot

so far only bbbj and condom intercourse though///

>genitals activate
>still no sex

Active? Not really, i just lie there and take it in the pooper.

"Not since her accident."

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T-thanks...y-you too

You are not alone user in this feel user

is that what you call transitioning

N-no I’m a kissless virgin who never had a gf

>that assumption

top zoz pretty chad

no

is this question so hard for you autists to answer?

too true my dude

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