>go to doctor
>are you sexually active user
Go to doctor
No, actually. I don't masturbate or have sex because an anonymous fitness forum told me that after a few years of it my life will magically improve and girls will start to like me again.
>Once in nearly 3 years,
>Better test you to be sure
>You have an STD
I wish I was making this up
Not since my breakup a couple weeks ago
Got my dick sucked the other day doc
HIGH FIVE
>go to doctor for nut pain
>they bring in the 7/10 young med student
>are you sexually active
>haha i wish....
>she fondles my nuts and looks embarrassed. clearly her first time doing a nutbag investigation in her medical career. possibly life
Sometimes life isn't too bad.
>are you sexually active user
Yes I have gone through puberty and my sexuality has been activated.
Does jacking count?
Being angry about the lack of pussy in my life helps push me through my sets, doc.
Sorry to hear that user :(
I’ve only had sex once
"Are you-u hitting on me doc? Ha.. Ha."
Why, yes, I've had the sex with scores of female women.
>not anymore
does receiving count
"Not for lack of effort Doc!" - the chad virgin
kys yourself
>be virgin me
>have sex with college girl
>she's on the pill so I raw dog it
>get genital herpes
Does getting pegged count?
Yes.
How is that difficult?
This is a blue board you fag
>how do I activate my genitals
>tfw not since my break up over 2 years ago
it could be worse I could still be dating that psychopath
>tfw had sex a few time (maybe 5 or 6), always protected but with random tinder girls
>few foreplay (BJ/lick) so I don't know if I have an STD
y-you see it right away, right ?
>tfw double digit past partners
>been over a year since a hand other than my own has touched minime
Iktf bro
This guy gets it
>define sexually active
Every time
>occasionally see hookers
>if a particularly hot one offered bareback intercourse I probably would accept since I'm an idiot
so far only bbbj and condom intercourse though///
>genitals activate
>still no sex
Active? Not really, i just lie there and take it in the pooper.
"Not since her accident."
T-thanks...y-you too
You are not alone user in this feel user
is that what you call transitioning
N-no I’m a kissless virgin who never had a gf
>that assumption
top zoz pretty chad
no
is this question so hard for you autists to answer?
too true my dude