Nipples hard 24/7

>nipples hard 24/7
These fuckers poke through everything. Is this alpha? Pic related but not me.

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Happens with me even though I'm relatively lean and been skinny my entire life, I think it's probably minor gyno because there's a hard lump under my nipples, could also be breast cancer

>be skinny
>have gyno

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

buy thicker material shirts

this was me in high school. one of the reasons i just slouch all the time and didnt care about getting fat in college

Everything.

thats why men wear undershirts.

>go through extensive gyno surgery
>nipples are pepperoni sized now
>they almost never get hard
>when they do it's just 1 side rather than both

Shit's so fucking awkward when a girl attempts to lick them.

i had a middle school teacher that was like this. heavy set man, always wore a white button up dress shirt, tank top underneath that did NOTHING for him. it was always really fucking distracting and unsightly.

wear looser clothes

No fucking way. I'm not pounding out set to look like some schlub in an XXL tee. I'd rather put someone's eye out with these things than cover them up like that.

Never used to.

After running and having bleeding nipples from the pins and number card bouncing up and down from few races times they've never quite been the same.

>bleeding nipples
That's fucked up. I was worried I'd have to deal with that when I started running but apparently my nipples are raw from a lifetime of abrasion.

wear a bra hahaha

How much did that cost?

I really came to terms with the fact I have above average sized nips that are always torqued yesterday. I've had people flick one so I have to walk around with a single erect nip. I think I might have slight gyno, but I'll have to see once I get lean since I haven't really been lean since I was in elementary school.

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>nipples are puffy and make it look like I have gyno when they're soft.
>when they're hard, chest looks juicy, looks like the opposite of gyno, and its 100x more aesthetic
How do I induce constant hard nips senpai?

Get them pierced and let them heal back up after a couple weeks.

>Shit's so fucking awkward when a girl attempts to lick them.
Go on...

Completely covered by medical insurance, didn't pay a cent (gave large sum of cash to the surgeon as thank you though). If I wasn't covered would have likely cost ~25,000 Shekels (about $7000) - but this was in a private hospital, with the best possible surgeon and anesthetic, overnight hospitalization etc., the best possible hands.
I don't regret the surgery, but nothing in life is perfect and neither am I.

I've actually heard this same advice from someone else but holy fuck that's seems like an awful process lmao.
Maybe if I stab through them with a sewing needle myself?

>stab them through with a sewing needle myself

Oh god please don't do this lol user or if you do post pics and or a video. You'll probably fuck up and tear up your nipple and get blood everywhere. You'll probably do irreparable nip damage and just have one super fucked up nip and a weird looking nip.

How in the hell would your non trained process be better than someone who pierces nips as a job? Just spend the money if you really care that much about your nips that stabbing them with a needle yourself sounds smart.

>How in the hell would your non trained process be better than someone who pierces nips as a job? Just spend the money if you really care that much about your nips that stabbing them with a needle yourself sounds smart.
Valid point lol
Fuck I would be mortified if someone found I had priced nips though.
I wonder if they have really unnoticeable bars or something.

That's pretty lucky dude, damn...

>lucky
I work hard to keep my job and the medical insurance comes from there. Alternatively I could have done it in a public hospital with whatever surgeon was available for (relatively) very little, since it's considered cosmetic surgery so it's not fully subsidized by the general medical insurance all citizens have. But really, when it comes to such complex operations you don't trust public healthcare.