Be the biggest and the strongest

>be the biggest and the strongest
>don't even exercise

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rip

he was never the strongest in any regard. couldnt run, couldnt live to retirement, was not even stronger than actual strongmen of the time.
oh, and he was an alcoholic, which shows you how miserable he was.
he should have been a vegan.

>vegan

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How the fuck did he afford that much alcohol? even on a wrestlers budget that's alot to get wasted enough to be considered an alcoholic considering his size

why do you think he was fat?
Andre would have a 6 pack of tall boys on the wrestling tour bus and throw them at the back of Hulk Hogan's head each time he finished one. When they stopped to eat Andre would stay in the bus and just have Hogan bring him another 6 pack of tall boys from the store. Dude drank an absolute ton. Not really surprising, he was probably stressed out. Being a giant people don't realize can cause stress and pain on the body.

Dont forget UGLY hahahahaha

YOU THINK YOU CAN COME ON THE INTERNET AND TALK SHIT ABOUT ANDRE???? THAT MAN WAS A GODDAMN TREASURE, FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Not really, it could be so much worse.

From what I've heard he used to drink entire kegs. The tall boys were probably just to keep him hydrated.

This

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how come holgan kept bringin him beer cans to throw

Andre Holding a beer can

According to Hogan, Andre drank, at a minimum, a case of tall boys during each bus ride. When he finished a can Andre would belch, crush the can in his dinner-platter-sized hand, and bounce the empty off the back of Hogan’s head. Hogan learned to count each thunk, so he could anticipate when Andre was running low. Whenever the bus stopped, it was Hogan’s job to scamper off to the nearest store, buy as many cases of beer as he could carry, and make it back before the bus departed, a sight that never failed to make Andre roar his bassoon-like laugh.

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ok i know there are a lot of Manlets on /fit

i have to ask if you were given the choice to be be as big as Andre would you do it

you'll be getting both the pro's and con's

Fingering legend

fisting legend

i would trade anything for it

Andre was a beautifull genetical fuckup. Not only that but he was a kind hearted gentle giant tormented by the knowledge he wouldnt live old and that he would always bee seen as a freak.

He had a syndrome called giganticism. It malformed his organs which is why he died earlier than most people. He was just a tall hideous man which is the role he played in wrestling and in the movies.

you'd live to be only 46 and the last couple years of your life would be filled with incredible physical pan

my life so far has been one long incredible pain, would rather be tall and in pain at the end than short forever

Im a 5'9 guy

if i was forced to choose between being 5'4 or having andre's body

id choose 5'4 in heartbeat

the physical pain that he himself described the hardships and isolation just doesn't seem worth it