How to eat pussy

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I have sex with men instead and suck their dicks

With my 6x5, prob a lil bigger honestly but not 7x6 and let her ride me until she comes

Worrying if she comes is a joke

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I'm a legend in my hometown for my box eating game

Cross dressing cum addict

This. Just blow your load and roll over

lol faggot

>not having it as your fetish and demanding that it be done

pro tip: suck on her clit. literally suck it in with your lips.

Just talk to her while you're doing it, or do more of what she reacts positively to

change the hardness of your tongue sometimes, use your lips as well

Most important thing is to take your time. Don't just dive down between her legs. Go slowly. Stop at her neck, breath against it, lick it, bite it. Move further down, lick and bite her nipples, circle them with your tongue. Move further down, bite her ribcage and her hip. Then take good and long care of her thighs. Always move ever so close to her cunt and bring her hopes up of you finally licking her clit. Take your time. It's all a mindgame for women. Men can just blow their load after 30 seconds of hard pumping, no foreplay required. Women need that shit, so again, take your time. Tease her until she can't bear it anymore and presses your head against her moist cunt

My sides have never been farther from me.

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After that, watch the Jack Vale fingering tutorial. Swear to god it's magic

If a woman expects you to make her cum she’s a whore.

Warm her up first by offering to give her the ol' lickaroo.

(((Your))) schemes of getting us into watching (((porn))) area really outstanding Mr. Goldberg

This, or read his article if you can find it. He's a masterclass pussy eater and explains it well.

Thinking the same thing, 10 Days off PMO. No Porn, No Fap and it's pretty good.

>wants to learn how to eat box
>gets given the best box eating tutorial
>won't watch it because it's porn

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THIS

>ol' lickaroo
Hello fellow oldfag. Been a while since I heard that.

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Just lick the fucking clit.

If you want a 500 page tutorial there's some book called "she comes first"

Kiss her. Lips, cheeks, neck, maybe something cute like her nose or breathing on her neck and just above her breasts.

Glide your hands over her. Hips, waist, arms, legs...make every inch of her seem just as erotic as where you're going next. Kiss her body slowly getting closer to her chest and crotch.

Play with her. Kiss around her nips and slowly lick them. Blowing on them can help, then massage one breast as you suckle the other. Switch a few times, be patient; be gentle and push inward on the nipple lightly and slowly get rougher. Real slow.

After a few minutes and hopefully some clear signs, slowly kiss and very lightly (25% max) bite her as you make your way down. If possible keep playing with her breasts and kiss all around her vag and again barely bite her but this time about mid thigh each leg.

Kiss and grope her legs and butt if possible. Glide hands over hips and kiss waist side to side. Pull her closer by her thighs, slowly move toward her clit and stretch her outer lips with your fingers.

Lick the outer and inner lips on both sides, blow or kiss in between licks. Kiss from her thigh to right before the clit, both legs.

Kiss her clit, spread her lips and start licking her clit. After a couple minutes increase intensity. Push a little harder with your tongue, lick a little faster and every couple of minutes lick her lips and suck on her clit. Continue until she is visibly aroused and have her grab your head. Lift her legs and show her how to grind on your tongue. Slowly start inserting your middle fingertip into her and rubbing the upper front wall of her vagina. Be rougher, get her to grind more rhythmically and push your finger in massaging as far back as possible and use your index or ring finger to massage the front wall.

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Why is it so difficult to make girls cum? Why can't they be like us guys just pound the shit out of your dicks for 30 secs and cum?

what does the op pic mean? I don't get the joke. He crossed the 1 in 18 and drew a bead over it?

Did you never learn how to do subtraction in elementary school?

I've made girls cum in minutes. They overfeel the same way we overthink. Both hurt intamacy and arousal, usually through anxiety or prior stress. They also stop thinking or perceiving things less frequently making them more prone to performance anxiety.

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>this is the kind of brainlet who offers you lifting advice
everydaymath.uchicago.edu/teaching-topics/computation/sub-trade-first/

This. It's all about foreplay with women. Include the whole body.

It's funny because that's the usual way to subtract. Take from the tens place and give to the ones place, but since it's a two digit number with a 1 in the tens place being subtracted from a one digit number the problem remains the same so he actually just has to know the answer without any help from what he was taught.

Any number from 11-19 would have made the joke work.

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you don't know me asshole!

Can you teach me?

>but since it's a two digit number with a 1 in the tens place being subtracted from a one digit number

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Just read this

It's basically full proof, just go slow and tease her a bunch before you start fingering her. Also you're having sex, if you're having fun making her feel good she'll feel free to focus just on how you're making her feel.

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Can't find it senpai

Girls like buildup op
I don't even take off her panties until we've been in bed kissing and touching for like 40 minutes.
I'll leave them on and go down and kiss the outside edges of them, and the insides of her thighs for a long time.

by the time the panties come off, she is dripping wet and as long as you don't just spear her clit like a madman after that you're golden.
It's best to hit every area and then lightly over the clit, eventually make one finger inside her and move it a little against the front wall of her vagene.
after a while, if she starts to grab your head and squirm when you hit the clit, stay on it for a few seconds. Make a circle or start from the very bottom and with your whole flat tongue, go all the way up to the clit and hold the pressure on it for just a second. when she starts to go crazy, keep a rhythm and you'll make her cum

just pls don't go from kissing her mouth right to flicking her clit back and forth.
she will absolutely hate that

couldn't find anything pussy related.

I failed in math all the way to college.

Bf finds it difficult to stay hard if we skip foreplay. Had sex yesterday and he was harder than ever and he says it's because ate me out before hand, says he finds it really hot. I'm living the dream.

Thanks for the giggle m8

this.

With your penis?

>for like 40 minutes
Geez
That's a really long time to wait. Does this apply to penetration as well?

Touch her legs and thighs like her abusive uncle(they all have one) did when she was young,she will be sopping wet from the trauma flashbacks.

okay unlike all these other faggots i'm actually going to answer the question:
watch the following video

xvideos.com/video531677/milf_nina_hartley_teaches_how_to_eat_pussy

people swear by it.

Good sex is a process, don't try to rush it. It's just pure intamacy between you and your partner, the rest of the world can wait.

Here's a trick I learned from a source I can't remember. Write on her clit with your tongue. Do the alphabet, write numbers, write a novel. It doesn't matter. Just keep that tongue moving. Always remember that a clit is just a tiny dick and what feels good to your dickhead feels good to her clit. Also fuck off and sage

LOL you're pathetic, pleasuring women is one of life's truest joys

who tf let you in here

Is that pic supposed to be funny? I don't get it

Wanna taste some pussy desu.

How did you even get into college by failing maths?

>unironicly wanting to stick your tongue in a womens pisshole

>where she bleeds from 1 week every month

>where other dudes have blown their cum in

>being this much of a fucking beta

Exact moves and other autism aside, I think the most important factor is enjoying the act and not acting like it's some annoying thing. Don't get all nervous and weird and ask her "if you're doing alright", do it cause you like it and you'll notice the signs if she likes it too.

One morning kinda just started eating out my girl from behind while she was in the bathroom doing hair w/e in front of mirror. Ended up just fucking on every piece of furniture all morning and missing all our plans.

Verdict is still out on whether people who claim to enjoy giving it do so out of some form of control or because they just enjoy making the other person feel good. But both are valid reasons, so w/e

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This really

Fucking hate it, tried but everytime I get close I immidiately get flacid. It's just so disgusting. The smell isn't nice either and I smelled alot of different ones. They all have that stinky oder, not attractive at all.

I finger them thats as far as I go and I fucking hate women who cant get wet or get off easily cause I only enjoy sex with women who can orgasm from penetration. If you have those still laying meatbags who cant even get wet I get fucking pissed

Women are fucking awful

I can make my GF cum in under 1 minute with ring & middle finger g-spot stimulation.
Protip: fingering should not be a simulation for penetration. Do not use your fingers as a warm-up dick.

Just admit you're gay bro, it's cool that you prefer to fuck dudes.

(You)

the thing is im not, i just dont see the appeal in sticking my tongue in their stinking cumcatcher pisshole

I do enjoy sex from penetration and girls who cum from penetration are a blessing, i just dont want to put my fucking mouth near their hole

u2

the only beta here is you for obsessing over this kind of stuff.

sorry I wont make a single post in threads anymore because im obsessing

Bet you don't even eat braphog ass.

How old are you?

Sucking feminine penis is easier.

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This may sound strange to you, but some of us married virgin women we care about, instead of going on tinder roastie circuits

Why would you even do that?

>all the retarded advice in this thread
1. Tease and foreplay until she is wet
2. Lick clit like those giant circular lolly pops, gently and rhythmically
3. Let her know you're enjoying it by rubbing her legs, grabbing her breasts, etc
4. Finger her (optional finger both holes)
5. When she comes stop all movement and just press your tongue down against it

If you are sticking your tongue inside her orafice you are eating pussy all wrong

You dont need a play by play instruction manual friend. You need a perceptional change. Imagine the clitoris as the head of your penis (it essentially is) and the labia as your shaft. Just keep these things in mind and be present while you do it. Try to really mentally connect with her and imagine what you are doing feels like. You can do it.

you'll need to practice on a bag full of salty milk and coins, it takes years but the chakra reward will gain you the respect of your local druid congregation