>girl invites me over for netflix and chill
>haven't had sex in 5 months so I know I'll ejaculate immediately
>too embarrassed so say no
>currently sitting between sets lifting less than I have all month
My shame has literally stolen any strength I have. Why the fuck am I like this brehs.
>jack off before u go
>make sure you piss to clear tube of left over semen
>???
>last longer?
OP are you retarded
just wear a condom faggot. makes you last like 100x longer because you cant feel shit
at least your not a porn addict that cant even get hard in front of a real woman.
Yeah but I'm part of the one percent whose PE is just rampantly inside my dick cumming quick no matter what unless I've had rum or heavy stout.
give 'er the old natty lickaroo my friend, then once shes already cumming slap a condom on there and fuck her like you took over her village before she can properly cool down. anything holding her down will do. even if you cum fast just slam into her like you wanna come out the other side and grind into those sugarwalls. if she says anything just tell her you couldn't resist, chug some water, and cuddle until you wanna 69. have you blow you til you're hard enough and then youre good to go.
im presuming you're using condoms
why would you say this
why would you remind me
SEX IS ABOUT THE MAN'S PLEASURE NOT THE WOMEN'S, WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING LEARN? IF SHE COMPLAIN TELL HER TO RACK THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
Can I ask how you manoeuvre this? People often offer it as the answer: just wait after cumming and then go again. And for me it seems like the perfect solution since (after years of analysis) it appears to me that my PE is just simply due to a baseline sensitivity that can't be helped. Fortunately this means I can literally get hard all the time and easily get hard again after cumming.
But the girls is always like "oh no no it's okay"; "no let's just cuddle"; "no it's hard for me to get back into it". Like they NEVER want to fuck afterwards even though I can easily do it. So how do you get them to be patient for the real D, since the second time round things certainly are much better.
Can you be a functional porn addict? I beat my shit like 3 times a day and still go lift and fuck my wife.
You're lucky that you have a real wife and real pussy to ground you. I think virgins get hit the hardest with the porn meme since they have nothing to compare it to, not being mean here either.
>wear condom
>Avoid doggy and missionary as much as possible
>Any position with her on top is good for lasting longer
Don't jack off before, that's gotta be the worst anyone can give you, because if all else fails, you can always play it cool and just go for round 2 (assuming your dick works normally)
Also, you could tell her to give you a bj untill you cum, then eat her pussy pussy until she comes and only then begin intercourse
False. Not for my dick
Nigga.
Slow down.
God damn.
SHE invited you over. Blow in 6 seconds who gives a fuck. Balls in your court boy.
When someone says you look good user, that means a lot of other people have thought it first because it takes a lot to say it.
If she invites you over that means it's crossed her mind a bit before, regardless of your previous interactions, and it means you're gonna be invited over again if you fall short in bed. The only way you can fuck it up is if you jab her in the throat or step on her cat or some shit.
You're overthinking it.
You think youve gotta be this hard alpha and fuck her senseless. Sure that shits a bonus if you can and your names Ron Jeremy, but you've already alpha'd her. She Invited you over man. Jobs done. Enjoy the spoils and see where ya end up.
Breathe slow, go for round two if she's up for it and if you're up for it, otherwise do what you can and after its all said and done, work on your kegals until she invites you around again.
Easy brah.
Relax my man you're already in the "I wanna fuck this kid" books, at this point all you gotta do is build a connection which comes with time anyway.
And a quick blow is a huge sign that you're turned on by her so let her know. She'll eat that shit up.
>T. A bloke who had a girl naked in his bed 4 times in a month before he finally got it up, and then lasted about 2.5 minutes and finished by saying "fuck I bet you're dissapointed now, after all this effort"
>Still dating 9 months later.
Fucking this. I knew a guy who couldn't keep it up for half a year. They are now living together. Sometimes your dick just tells you that you're going too fast
>implying life is about having sex
Fuck her. Cum quickly. Play with her until hard. Fuck again.
Thanks for the perspective mate
Thank you so very much for this. Not the OP, just another guy who’s had issues with getting qnxious before sex. Thanks bro. May the god of natty gains bless you.
spoon/cuddle well, chit chat comfortably, kiss them lightly now and then (back of the neck), caress their hair/body, cup their tits/puss at rest, whatever feels comfortable.
start playing with thier tits, rubbing thier clit more intently as you get hard again. when they turn to face you start making out a little harder and pull them close.
if they don't want to play more they're probably less fun and less likely dating material. people who turn down enthusiastic oral are rare, and ones who want to / enjoy reciprocating are typically worth keeping around
No worries my brother, may the god of natty gains bless us all.
The best bit of advice I can give from my own personal experience, to any user with sexual anxiety is simply to relax. Not at the Time, because that's hard to do, but just with her in general.
(This doesn't really apply to one night stands, just get drunk and have a swing)
Girls are fuelled by emotion, connection and feelings. All of those are built through conversation initially, and then also by physical connection later. Being with eachother, fucking, dates etc.
But at the beginning it's just chat game, so If you get her in the pants, your chat game has built connection, feeling and emotion, and the sex is just an extra hit.
A bong helps you get high but the weed has the thc.
A dick will help her connect, but it's you she's connecting with.
If you're there in her bed boys jobs done. No need to get anxious you've already succeeded and completed the level. Just keep running it and get better. The stronger the connection the better it gets too and the longer you last.
my gf hates that I can’t cum unless I concentrate really hard and think about loli feet
she’s insulted
This is the perfect time to tell you lads nofap is the cure
in what possible way
how is nofap gonna make anyone last longer lol
>T. A bloke who had a girl naked in his bed 4 times in a month before he finally got it up, and then lasted about 2.5 minutes and finished by saying "fuck I bet you're dissapointed now, after all this effort"
kek I'm always like this.
it's hard as fuck and she's grabbing it through my underwear during foreplay, but at some point it goes down and doesn't easily come back.
I'm like until I'm comfortable with the girl. usually takes a few weeks.
Luckily I'm good looking with a big dick so girls tend to forgiving of it, also when i tell them I'm just not comfortable with them enough and then make them squirm with the natty lickaroo, they fall in love.
tldr; practice your natty lickaroo
Just get drunk with her first idiot, you can hold off forever if you are drunk
>tfw good friday and the bottle-o's closed
If they like you the don't care if you bust quick, trust me, as long as you show you don't care. They take it as a complement and think they are "special"
damn, should have stocked up last night like me. Just postpone until tomorrow.
what is lot's of foreplay op just do some fingery stuff
>mfw I’ve mastered semen retention
>mfw I can have multiple orgasms and still not ejaculate
Yes. You should def jerk off while married so you don't get your tubes clogged and you can make white babies
But the precum user
so can girls get pregnant from precum or not
met some girl and fucked her several times in less than a week and all bareback
i never finished inside though
are you embarrassed of a girl seeing precum??
my dicks let's some out during foreplay but I don't finish early.
it just men's you're excited
I've had orgasms without ejaculation but they feel half assed and not satisfying at all
Intentionally or not? Intentional semen retention is like 5x more intense imo. I’ve orgasmed for about 30 seconds doing them
post guide
This. I'm the user that made a thread the other day about being on week 7 of NoFap and came while eating her out without it being touched. She still wants to hang out.
Practice reverse kegels and kegels till your pc muscle are strong as fuck. When your about to cum do a kegel and ride the wave
Well that's if you're retarded and don't use lube. If you put lube on the inside of a condom and on the outside, feels like nothing is there. Completely fucking changes the game. So many fucking pieces of shit don't know this
>lube on the inside of the condom
Uh
based retard
>23 khv
>meeting a qt later off tinder
>panicking because I don't know anything about foreplay or kissing or literally anything
Fucks bros what do I do it was never supposed to come to this. This was always the "it'll happen next year or year after" deal but never actually happening so I never had to confront it
the lengths that amermutts have to go to enjoy sex lmao
You will suck hardcore, just do some simulations in your head, worst case is you get rejected, and you will do better next time
It's your first time, obviously you're not going to be a monster in bed but you have to start somewhere, just fake it till you make it and if she notices tell her it's your first time
No Shame In having a first time brother.
Your self worth isn't determined by a girls opinion of your bedroom performance
1st time i ever had sex my penor wouldnt go in
2nd time was great
3rd time i came within a minute
stop fretting
Not necessarily. I remember stumbling across this porn stint where a crew used to pick up virgins, and drive them around with a porn star who'd try to fuck them. It went under pretty quick because it was kinda strange and they were young and shit, but this one kid they almost kicked out because he just couldn't get it up for ages. Then after he finally chilled out it went up like a rocket and he fucked the hell out of this porn star for ages
>In b4 it's all fake porn retard
I don't think so. He looked pretty genuinely scared of being there at the beginning.
I'm sure one of you sick fucks probably has the webm
You're dumb. Did your dumbass know not know that's a thing?
What? Have you even ever had sex you ugly virgin?
nice one dude, she probably thought it was kind of flattering
>lube inside a condom
yeah cause I really want it slipping off during the act dont I
Not him but putting lube inside a condom sounds like putting too many pills into a drink and wondering why you got fucked up.
"I thought they'd dissolve and I wouldn't feel it"
"I didn't think she'd get pregnant I had a condom on. No idea how it came off"
All these fucking layers.
Dick
Lube
Condom
Lube
Vajayjay.
Got that shit Looking like one of those liquorice cube thingo's.
Start getting good with your hands and tongue, kid. Maybe wear a rubber that's cheap but durable and removes some of the sensation for you. Don't forget to think about baseball too.
It's actually super easy and it makes sex a MILLION times better. Dry condoms with the pre packaged lube feels like sand paper. Every one doubts me at first until they try it and then they tell me their life has changed
She did
OP you are retarded, you the type to flip out if he forgets to put on his hand moisturizer or accidentally taps his face with a hand that tapped a doorknob.
the girls probably ugly, jack off before theres your solution. jack off twice if you are too afraid of not being able to calm down while sex
This is the truth - but it is very hard to internalise.
I can't get it up if I drink the slightest. A girl took me home after a night out. couldn't get it up even though she blew me. We cuddle. She invite me over 2 days later, I cum instantly. Tell her she's way prettier when she wears red.. Erry times she meets up with me when I'm out she wears red lol.
any tips on inserting the penis?
I can get hard, but when I try and insert and fail i'll go soft. It's so embarrassing.
Worst case is you ejaculate quickly, it still beats not ejaculating.
Just go again after a bit.
Young guys always think they need to be perfect. Relax, these are basic problems in life and other people experience them too.
Just found this out this week,
Boots endurance condoms fuck durex get boots brand endurance
It’s gonna slip off you dumb cunt
Women literally make there own lube
>every time I try to do something about it I relapse after 2-4 days
>tried a couple days ago
>caught myself stroking, was too horny to quit and came anyway
>this was only day 2
DELETE THIS
>>T. A bloke who had a girl naked in his bed 4 times in a month before he finally got it up, and then lasted about 2.5 minutes and finished by saying "fuck I bet you're dissapointed now, after all this effort"
I've been naked in bed with two different women for a total of probably 8 times over the course of 4 years and haven't gotten hard in any of them. I've pretty much given up on women, you can't make porn feel ugly for not getting hard.
probably dicklets so your opinions are discarded
OB. By denying her the dick, you have potentially increased your sexual market value in her eyes. You implied to her that you might have other sources of poon. This will make her want you even more.
Now man the fuck up, and invite her over. Then blow your load in 5 sec and use this as a good practice session.
how many of you are virgins that couldn't get hard when you tried to have sex the first time and blamed it on porn
because you were just nervous
use lube and thrust and your pepee will get harder while inside
i used to have the same problem and if you lube it up you will manage to slip it in even if it's not rock hard
>SEETHING
Why not just do it anyway? Then eat that pussy and fuck again? Who the fuck fucks for like 5 min then calls it a night no matter how fast you cum?
just cum in her and keep fucking this is what i always do if i cum too soon
+1
Women do this shit all the time too if they aren't wet enough or somethings off